Rich

>Rich
>No friends because extreme social anxiety and depression

How do I escape this hell?

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Date a fat black woman

I'll be your friend. What are your interests?

>How do I escape this hell?
Alcohol user.

Develop interests and volunteer at places.
That’s it. That’s all.
Now fuck you nigger give me money

video games, anime, straight shota and literature

Pay me to teach you to socialize.

Lol out of the frying pan into the fire

This unironically fixed me. It's amazing how many people hate being a complete fucking weirdo or mentalcase but refuse to "try doing some of the things sane and happy people do".

Nooooooooo you can't just adopt the habits of people you wish to emulate and become like them nooooooooo you have to stay being a sorry sack of shit and never improve nooooooooo

I'm in the same boat, I'll be Ur friend.

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based on your other answers I assume "video games" = LoL or some equivalent iso

ive never understood how people are not able to make friends. like all you have to do is have a genuine interest in people you meet or pretend that you do and eventaully one of them will be cool.

How rich? Like rich enough to loan me 10 million dollars? I'll return it in a year, just lemme put it all in BTC.

share your wealth with the needy

There is really no way. Except what I do. I treat them like subordinates. I am king and they must just follow orders. Another way would not work

depends where you're from in the world
big soulless cities ironically are some of the loneliest places

I WANT TO BE LONELY. You are definitely not here for a long time. Enjoy nonetheless

how is your life different now compared to when you didnt drink?

Same for myself, used to have same problems as OP ... starting drinking... partied hard, used alcohol as a social crutch... now I just don't give a fuck and can converse with most people sober comfortably

>go to casino
>go to high limit
>get drunk and start playing slots

>Straight shota
I see why people don't like You. You are a coomer freak. Work on yourself.

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>>get drunk and start playing slots
Nah OP should get drunk and play low limit table games, it will give him opportunity to socialize and he can lightheartedly joke about not having any luck today, gamblers generally don't hold grudges against other players that seem awkward or in a bad mood, they write it off as a bad run

wait a minute you're not matsu sensei are you?

We're all friendless losers that's why we're here obsessing over numbers in a computer instead of having sex and doing chad shit

Give away money, you'll get friends no matter what.

I'llteach you how to be social for 3000 an hr

Unironically this. There is something so soothing and maternal about having an aunt jemima GF. She’ll cook for you and do freaky shit like sucking your dick from behind too.

If you have extreme anxiety, a fat magic negress is just what you need.

Not true user

this is such terrible advice
needing to drink to be able to be social is a massive cope and will lead nowhere good

It does, I used to be very autismo too, but in my teenage years i started drinking.
Of course, over time the bubble bursts but you get to a point where you're somewhat confortable talking to people and not truly autistic, and that's when you start working on real confidence.

For the record though I am Schizophrenic and have not taken my meds for 4 months so I don't even know if this is my life i'm talking about here

Or the bubble bursts and you're just a fucking alcoholic and permanently a retard.

t. cant go a day without drinking, super fat from all the beer

take your meds, schizo

You don't escape it, user, it's inside you, there's no escaping it. You have to grow the balls to confront the beast, inside the cave. It's the only way. Anything else is just cope, will blow up in your face.