When I make it, I'm not going stop working...

When I make it, I'm not going stop working. I'm going to quit my well paying job and purposely get a shitty wagecuck job. I'll work poorly on purpose to make the wagecucks around me suffer and have to work harder. I'll lie to the wagecucks and show them a fake robinhood account with just enough money to impress a wagecuck. Instead of showing them how to make it, I'll give them terrible advice on purpose so they stay wagecucks forever. If I can do something which might cause the business to fail or get a bad reputation, I'll do it. That way the wagecucks have to clamor to their next wagecuck job and loose on precious waggie savings which will take them months to make up for. If I get fired or cause the business to go under - I'll just move unto the next wagecuck job and make it a living nightmare for the waggies around me all over again.

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Kek

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I swear I work with this person.

Tell us more.

I work with your mom and blow her cunt out in the break room every day

this if for you

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I'm gonna start a franchise (they're not even that expensive) and make the wagecucks make money for me. There's no need to put in work to make them suffer - their existence is suffering enough.

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Man you couldnt even make it in a mcdonalds

I bet you won't show up at the morning shift.

Working poorly at a wagecuck job is actually good for them. If you perform well, others will be expected to too. If you perform poorly, everyone can collectively slack because there’s no precedent to perform better.

>t. wagecuck

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I worked at a big corporate supermarket franchise for 3 years and it was the best time of my life. Free food, drinks, cigarettes. Hooked up with the teenage girls who worked there. Chatted up local girls who came in to shop. Drank and smoked weed on the job. Sold stolen cigarettes and booze to local kids. Sold weed. Stole money from the till and safe. Hardly worked a day in those years.
My only regret is not putting my wagie gains into bitcoin. I was back 2009-12 that I worked there and if I had id be a millionaire today.

That may be true, however, if they adopt a lazy attitude their entire life - they relegate themselves to wagecuckery forever.

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i would be a dishwasher if i didnt "have to make it".. best job i ever had, would do it for free if i didnt have to work

Why the fuck is this stickied??

>That way the wagecucks have to clamor to their next wagecuck job and loose on precious waggie savings which will take them months to make up for. If I get fired or cause the business to go under - I'll just move unto the next wagecuck job and make it a living nightmare for the waggies around me all over again.

Holy based

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You should do this in different states and knock up co-workers only to leave the state the minute they break the news.

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Dishwashing was soul draining for me, rather stay NEET

Get a job at the DMV. It'll be funny.

I quit the second I had give figs

Working is for the retards

good idea, but there's nothing I can do to make the wagies suffer there

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>If I get fired or cause the business to go under - I'll just move unto the next wagecuck job
let me guess: you have never been employed?

Bump

>Worked in this cunt lawyers office
>One of the employees that had been there like 5 years finally couldn't take it anymore and told her to fuck off and just quit on the spot.
>Turns out the lady who quit did all of their billing, and had access to a lot of confidential medical information.
>Turns out she gave all of their secret passwords to the companies that we did business with a year or so before she quit.
> I don't remember what it was, but she did this because there was something that she had to do involving the passwords that was a huge pain in the ass for her, so giving them the passwords made her job 10x easier and she just didn't give a fuck.
Kek

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What did it do to the law office?

Nothing illegal happened, so nothing. But if somebody used those passwords to do something illegal and their clients found out about it, then they could probably all sue the firm for breach of contract. It probably would've ruined them.

“Carrier opportunities”

Based

We need more people like you

>Be me
>Bored of college
>family is rich
>You have to get a job user
>Work at local jail
>Watch TV and browse Zig Forums all day
>smuggle in cigs literally for free
>Now the inmates protect me
>no money involved so they can't trace anything to me
>jail to poor to afford cameras
>beat up women and niggers all day
>Sleep like a baby at night

I did that for about 4 years before I got bored

Ungodly based.

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No you didn’t user

It was actually super fun user it was like everyone really cared about what happened. The other officers kinda considered that their career and took pride in it. The inmates would literally sell their friends out for a pack of cigs and you could get them to snitch on the same gang they tatted on their chest. You could even get them to jump people for you for something as simple as a ball point pen

Now when I finish my law degree and run for a comfy local gov job and ruin more peoples lives I can say I had a "back ground in law enforcement" and that I was "committed to the safety of my community" or "I worked first hand with people who needed a second chance the most"