Order pizza for takeout

>order pizza for takeout
>select Pay With Cash
>pick up the pizza
>they hand me the box and i walk out the door without paying
>store closes permanently the following week
am i gonna make it?

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>order curb side pickup
>wagie comes out with bag of food plus a drink i didnt order
>asks my name
>hands me the drink, then pauses realizing i only ordered food
>oh heh, thats for another customer
>tell him i already touched it and am covid positive
>he gives me my food and lets me keep the drink
notheing peresonell wagies

>mom tells me to go get some meat from the butcher
>pay cash
>take the change and my original payment
>Come home with meat and more money than I left with

Young me was based

>have sex with hooker
>feeling energized
>run her over with my car
>get my money back plus some
>repaint my car so cops never find me
All women are whores

cheers

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kek
this but in GTA

>order some crap at mc do
>put 20 on the desk
>waggie gets change
>i decide to take the 20 and put 10 on desk
>get the change for 20 plus the crap food

>scanning items at self serve
>cough loudly
>everyone gives me space
>forget to scan a bunch of shit
>keep coughing
>security escorts me out with my unpaid items
>cough

>go to store
>favorite dessert is sold out AGAIN
>take another similar but more expensive dessert
>"forget" to scan it
I swear to god those fucking wagies are just being lazy. Stack the desserts right the fuck now.

>forget to scam items
>security interrogates me
>say you get what you pay for
>say it's all game theory averages and single items don't matter
>security guard agrees with me
>now nods and winks at me whenever the gates beep

ok actually kekd at this one

based coofer

Imagine the jews want us to hate blacks for looting stores. Maybe its not a black and white issue

stealing and ripping off big corps is actually ubermensch behavior

bumpino

No it's not, it's degenerate behavior only slightly worse than patronizing them and paying them the stated price plus tax. Stop going to chain stores. Buy local. Craft your own shit. Barter with other crafters. Make payments with cryptocurrency.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST STEAL FROM WALMART YOU HAVE TO PAY A PREMIUM MARKUP TO MOM AND POP TO PROP UP MUH ECONOMY OF INFINITY MONEY

...

I'm not going to stop you from engaging in degenerate behavior as long as it doesn't infringe on my rights and property, but I also won't voluntarily associate with you either. You're degenerate scum and poor. It's easy to tell from the shitty clothes you wear.

Kids today don't realize what a big deal it was to play that at the time.

>become a literal schizo
>start seeing shrink
>mommy and daddy pay for it
>government reimbursement goes into my personal account every session

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I assure you someone pays for your stealing. You whine about taxes because you see the direct connection since it comes out of your pocket but think this helps the greater society somehow you lining your pockets with stolen handouts. Oh but youre way better because you know your target can handle the stress of being stolen from, so different

fuck em

>but I also won't voluntarily associate with you either. You're degenerate scum and poor. It's easy to tell from the shitty clothes you wear.
ok paycuck

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My point wasnt about your moral obligations. My point was about how you're no better than the black people looting the mall, nordestrom, nike, or gamestop

>riding elevator
>just before it reaches ground floor let out a nasty fart
>single mother and her 2 kids gets on as I leave

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>corporations want me to work for free
>this isn't stealing because labor is inherently worthless goyim
>No our expensive products are worth something and you can't take them
hmmm are you jewish?

Because in the real world franchises dont exist. Are you Zig Forumsish?

Corporations just take 10% of profit and let retards in debt sell their brand. Those retards in debt who own the sweet frogs and mcdonalds and targets are the ones youre stealing from. Not the corporations

Yeah they’re fine too.

>I did this but I bought myself lollies instead and say yep it was the full amount you gave me.

>went to sports store
>pants were 65 dollars (branded)
>5 percent off
>woman at the counter scans the pants.
>"That'll be 5 dollars"
>mfw
>swipe card
>92 percent off? fuck yeah
>walk out

You're hardly guilt free yourself. You go about your business paying into a system which you know kills innocent people in other countries. You're no less hypocritical than the fellow you chastised for stealing from walmart. At least he's not paying for the military hardware which your efforts pay for, and which brings about untold misery all over the world. It's all about perspective, user.

You dont know anything about me i herd goats on my 20 acres to barter their cheese to totally avoid the BANK monopoly i only accept crypto and trades like oats and honey

This comment is patently FALSE. I personally know someone who has a McD's franchise. I even looked into it myself, years ago.