money is a means of exchange. it arose as a solution to the barter system, where instead of having to directly exchange the good you want to 'sell' for the good you want to 'buy', you exchange the good you want to sell for another good which you can then exchange for the good you do want to buy.
throughout history many different goods have served as the means of exchange - salt, tobacco, iron, copper, gold, silver. these goods, being commodities, have tangible value and people will use them as a means of exchange because they know there will always be some degree of demand for them. this makes them a 'store of value', as you can depend on other people valuing them over time, meaning you should reliably be able to exchange them for goods and services. this is an essential characteristic of 'money'.
over time, the free market will determine which good will serve best a means of exchange. history has shown Gold and Silver to be the most reliable means of exchange. They have tangible value industrially(especially nowadays) but arent as consumable or necessary for the economy as other commodities, meaning the supply, and demand, stays stable and predictable.
my question is, what makes bitcoin a 'store of value'? in and of itself, theres nothing to store. It also fails as a means of exchange, in that it is expensive, slow and not easy to use or even understand.
now dont get me wrong, i am heavily invested in crypto. particuarly uitility crypto, which can at least in some way be justified as being necessary and having value. I'll be damned if i miss out on another bull run mania, but i cant delude myself to the same extent that you reddit niggers can - most of this shit is going to 0, and im looking forward to dumping my bags on you redditors at the absolute top.