Whats your made-it dog?

for me its the golden corgi mix

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How long does it live?

Shiba Inu

Mastiff. Already had one rip chaos

small dogs are gay

small dogs are sweet babies that need a bigger dog for a companion

Get a small male and a big female

found the compensating faggot

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lol what a piece of shit cringy manlet boomer dog

a big dog

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GS

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Stop pretending, you're not fooling anyone.

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German Shepard is the gold standard

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genetically engineered cat that is as tall as a large dog but its body parts are still cat sized

i don't know breeds but for me it's one big curly chap, one little nigger, and one calico kitten. i'd get them in the opposite order so they know who's who.

Behold the true dog master race

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the ONLY reason you like that dog is because of muh nazis
you are GAY

>not a belgian malinois

you will never be a woman

You can't say you've made it until you can afford an Amazonian gf for your dog

For me, it’s the Giant Schnauzer

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Inui.

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I'll get a 24/7 human pet sex slave

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the American water spaniel

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Small dogs have their places. They are often GREAT for licking. They'll sit between a girl's legs and lap at her clitoris for twenty minutes. Big dogs just don't have that eager single-minded licking instinct.

I've posted my business plan before here. Male golden retriever, female standard (full-sized) poodle, or maybe I'll reverse the male/female, not sure. They can pop out goldendoodle puppies for all the boomers who want those, and I'll be getting fucked in the ass by the big boy every time he can get it up, and pleasuring the bitch every night either orally or with my dick.

I'd prefer a female poodle because I've had a golden retriever male before and his cock was perfect, and frankly poodles are just more feminine. But I'm not sure they're big enough vaginally.

Imagine being stupid AND a cuck.

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