wtf happened to the futures? I thought we were scheduled to open red because of the no deal hard brexit fucking us all in the ass, and the news that the FDA isn't going to approve the pfizer vaccine because the microchip interacts with the chinese 5g radiation to control your thoughts and actions?
Extremely low volume. Kikes can pump the market whenever they want, so they’re creating a massive bull trap. The correction is coming soon, maybe even this week. You can tell because normies are talking about stocks, and weed stocks in particular. I’m happy to just short and ride it out.
Kevin Long
mfw you can walk on the streets in 10 years and point your finger to a girl and shout: "That is a man!" And you will be right 50% of the times
With the Safe harbor being tomorrow Pa, Wi, Ga, and possibly more states won't be able to reach deadline stocks are going to plunmet. Make some plays accordingly people
Colton Howard
what is going to happen to Rolls Royce on market open? 0?
Charles Flores
This is what happens when you only ever hire pajeets.
Jason Parker
CLF CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
p.s. i just straight up sharted my pants and its dripping down my legs at work. Idk what to do
checked. Good way to get disappeared I guess at least.
Blake Scott
Yeah but RH and IB are both exit scamming
William Adams
if you aren't all in BRQS what are you even doing?
Hudson Robinson
next pee your pants to clean off the poo poopoopeepee
Evan Myers
Fake PM pump, then dump.
Samuel Campbell
Do I swap my SQQQ 17.5c for friday for KODK puts?
David Stewart
HCAC and RYCEY have retard strength.
Luke Martinez
Stocks have been looking for a reason to crash since early september dude. Not saying it will crash due to safe harbor, but it's a good reason as any. Note that this should be the last meaningful crash in the next 10 years, only minor downturns in-between.
Jace Cox
MRO? Yes, no, maybe? I don't know?
William Wilson
>wearing pants
Brandon Barnes
yup, my reseller broker even has this red message about it
Jordan Sanders
analyst predict 14 within next three months you tell me
Yes, ibkr is down "due to technical issues" aka pajeets fucked shit up yet again. They weren't happy enough to completely fuck the charts and volume indicators in AB testing, now they even broke the backend.
Ryan Scott
Im going into Kodak puts...I have the touch of death so it'll probably spike 500000%.
this is your warning.
Kayden Peterson
red day today
Kevin Myers
>Trust me bro, been trading since April, 500% return, who does that? This guy...
Josiah Wright
I have more reasons but thats the straw the rapes the camels ass
Kayden Lewis
>I have been looking for stocks to crash since early september dude. fixed it for ya
Tyler Smith
TOP eight REASONS TO VOTE UNABOMBER Your presidential write-in choice for '24
1. THE BOYS. Clinton, Gingrich, Powell, Perot, Forbes, Dole, Gramm, Lugar, Alexander, Dornan, Keyes, etc.
2. HE'S HOT! His favorability ratings may be low, but his name recognition is close to 100%. We won't need to hype him--he's already hyped. A Unabomber write-in campaign can surf the media wave. He's the perfect imposter to undermine the presidential election process as it unfolds, and turn the fraudulent election process against itself.
3. THE VISION THING. "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." Regardless of what you think of the Unabomber and his analysis, the right issues are finally raised. Can you even conceive of any legitimate candidacy, election, or debate which will allow the real questions to be put on the table? We need to dish them out before they cool off...They're giving an election, but we can crash it and have our own referendum on corpo-technocracy. If the Unabomber put a hairline crack in the myth of progress, we should apply a wedge now--the Unabomber's fifteen seconds are just about up. But an election lasts a year. An anti-technological rallying point only came into being because of the criminal chase. There's not going to be another opportunity.
4. CRASH THE PARTIES. The election offers a "choice" once all the real decisions have been made. On top of being an anti-republicrat vote, the Unabomber campaign is a counterfoil to faux "populist" outsider-insiders like business magnate Ross Perot and Gulf warrior Colin Powell (a.k.a. the military-industrial complex.) The third party "alternative" is designed to safely channel voter alienation into a centrist, media-sanctioned agenda and immunize the system against real change.
I saved this post for the coming crash. Don't cry too hard now.
James Kelly
>bussy coincidentally that's also what their entire target customer base refers to their buttholes as
Josiah Price
Lmao if you put that all in QYLD you'll get 55K in divvy a year
Thomas Allen
My RYCEY (:
Henry Turner
Interactive Brokers are such unimaginable shitheads. The fact they're even still in business is a testament to how bad the retail brokerage industry is. The only thing of value is that over 50% of the time when shit like this happens with them, it's almost certainly deliberate and they're running a scam for a clearing house or large institutional client.
Ayden Parker
Own that shit dude. If someone says something just loudly say you don’t think it is ok to harass the differently boweled at work. You wonder if the company is truly committed to fostering an inclusive environment, if indeed they tolerate this. Millions worldwide are denied the use of indoor toilets, but here it is some kind of mandate they have to be used? Bro how privileged do you have to be? Typical straight white cis attitude, that just because the white man invented indoor plumbing now everyone has to use it or face discrimination? Not any more you motherfuckers! Trump lost! IT IS OUR TIME NOW! DIVERSITY!!!
Xavier Ross
Buying this dip
Thomas Campbell
That qualcomm chart
Bentley Gomez
Analcysts predict many things... what does user think?
Justin Ortiz
even though i hated you i unironically wondered where you were.
Elijah Collins
but on a serious not, somewhat agree with you, i think we're close to a huge bull run, which cannot start without a reshuffle
