/smg/ - Stock Market General

All of my positions are in red except PLTR and yet I am still in profit. God this stock is a massive meme, this is peak euphoria.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>PLTR closes at +21%
>we all know in our heart of hearts it will pump tomorrow again
If we get to $40EoW I'm renting myself a Japanese Student Whore for a week.

I just bought a lof of SQQQ, you fuckers are doomed

>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THE MARKET IS JUST CRYPTO
Yes. Fed sponsored crypto.

what will apple announcement be

>my state is 50% overweight or obese

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former vice president Biden is not my president.

twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1334700028129112065

Not for long.

RYCEY niggers I am literally going to come to your house and rape you

How to turn 1000 into 10000 this month

PLTR CHADS, WHERE DO WE SEE OURSELVES EOY?

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Laugh at wsb

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You all got BCRX last week, right?

all in gme calls

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haha TSLA goes brrr

>that MMEDF EOD pump to close above 2.00
NASDAQ SOON SHROOMERS

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>tfw exactly 6.00% up on CLF so far
It’s good. I’ll take that.

TQQQ/TSLA/LINK
You may not like it, but this what a top performance portfolio looks like

bought a spy call at 3:51pm and sold at 3:59pm lol

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Reminder to buy long dated TSLA puts and shorts on SPY for Dec 12

Hoe much money do I have to make to get a qt femboy bf?

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Yikes bro, Brexit hit your currency hard. I can probably buy out the whole production.

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>tfw sold my PLTR on Nov 27 and bought back last Friday
>bought the dip successfully for once in my shit life
i have a feeling we're all gonna make it (PLTR chads only)

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Very glad I listened to BCRX bro last week and doubled down today.

BCRX to $20

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .31%, kinda slow day with some red across the board. Covvies sitting comfy with two weeks to go tho. Gold and DXY up at the same time, how bizarre, I'm tellin ya whether DXY decides to fully break down or obey it's oversold technicals is the most important factor in the market right nao. Index action normal, we closed right at opening on the essypee kek. At least that indicates there's buying going on I guess. Seeing some interesting call volume but I'm so confused. Sry for my absence last week, busy times!

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>free 40% over the weekend thanks to BCRX user

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Which ones

kek, that nigga is just like me! give me back my fucking money andy!

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PLTR literally just got gov contracts

sqqq is coming for you

Eh I'm mostly okay with that. I'm hoping the Senate doesn't flip though to keep the predictable gridlock in congress, chances aren't looking good.

oh I like it

how do TSLA bears not kill themselves?
the stock literally does not stop moving up.

Started the day at 90k, ended at 78k

Check your expectations at the door, RYCEY has legs just needs a bit more time.

Calm down mate. Grab a chip butty and a pint and you'll be fine.

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>MUH PE RATIOS
Get fucked faggot,

Well, I was off my nine cents, but I called it when the stock was 6.71

You bought BCRX right user?

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Relatively flat after the morning run up on steel. 0.58% down.

>officially have 5 figures in my little-dick Robinhood account

feels good man

Holy fuck 60k contracts

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Up 10%, I took some profits so I have 15k in cash and 9k in stocks. I don't have the balls to invest more with the market being in a bubble

Up 21.6% :^)

my pofolio will be blood red tomorrow

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We're never going to see all time highs again until Trump's second term are we?

>1 million new cases in the first week of dec
>iowa 50% positivity rate (kwwl.com/2020/11/12/nov-12-with-50-positivity-rate-iowa-reports-another-4337-cases-30-more-deaths/)
bros, how bullish is this?

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why

gj user! Celebration time? I always get myself something nice when I have a solid green day.

You don't know how to do technical analysis to check if you are buying dip or not? Why not just gamble your money if you don't even use the tools you have to help you out?

>Trump's second term
haha yeah

+8.8% but mainly because of pal&tear

Reminder to short SPY EoD 12/11

Fairly comfy +0.7%. kinda sucks stove I was as high as +1.5% this afternoon, but whatever, green is green. I was sitting on like 50% cash for a winter and I've now bought steel and mining. Praying not to get Bogged

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Lol we're reaching herd immunity before the vaccine even gets distributed.

> Me in charge of proof reading

Why not sell today and buy the dip tomorrow then? user you didn't buy a bunch of worthless options, did you?

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What's wrong with Biden? The only problem are the Republican senators opposing his 2 trillion infrastructure plan.

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NEEDFUL GANG

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Miss Bat Soup

Leading the Great Reset etfs gains.

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I don't understand Tesla anymore. I'm sorry, I just don't.

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Took some profits off a penny swing and bought more penny stocks. I'm afraid I will be held responsible for a marketwide dump tomorrow

daily reminder that the stock market had bigger gains under obama than trump, baggie.