Another day

>another day
>another tinder match unmatched me after saying Hey

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Just lose the autism and buy some linkies fren

Why do you give in and install the app when you could tell the world to go fuck itself?

im lonely
i already got linkies but im bored now

Stack up on API3, wait for the goldenmoon EOY and then buy all the pussy you ever need.

diversify your portfolio.

Go play an online game with social features or go to one of those bars that doesn't give a fuck about the shutdown orders.

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Maybe say more than hey, faggot.

>he's still wasting his time with unfaithful thots
ngmi

This, you retard. Women care about personality and dgaf attitude.

Based. Even escorts ghost my "hey" often. Although i did get a chance to fuck a pornstar today.

>Match with girl on tinder
>She says "hey"
>Reply, "hey, how's it going?"
>*unmatched*
Why are women like this?

Also, I did meet my current gf on tinder 2 years ago, and so far she's been everything I could hope for. Hope it works out, user

tinder is like sifting through a truckload of shit to find a piece of gold

Gotta be clever, a “hey” is so low effort it sets a tone for the rest of the conversation. They matched so they likely thought you were physically a match. Also make sure you put effort into your actual page. I met my girlfriend of 5 years and she liked that my bio told a lot about myself without being douchey or acting like a hot shot.

Girls aren't on these apps looking for a conversation. Just ask them your place or mine?

instead of saying "hey" try "I can't wait to impregnate you"

This is cringe dont listen to this slugman. Just be funny and engaging and get their snap quickly. You got this user

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sometimes you strike gold, we were both College freshmen and we’re both pretty introverted. If you use the app with the purpose of finding a relationship you’ll probably have a better experience than if you’re just hunting slam pigs. Also you gotta have a good strat and commit to them.
>meet qt on tinder
>she’s fit
>studying marketing
>me2
>likes anime and is 1/8th Japanese
>qt red hair and freckles
>just my type
>recently left toxic friend group
>i had just done the same
>likes cats and dogs
>plan first date
>meet at dog park
>introduce her to my golden retriever (ultimate wingman randy)
>bring her flowers for the first time we meet after two weeks of talking
>she’s blown away
>we spend the night together and grab dinner
>back at her place we cuddle and talk till we’re both asleep on the couch
>we both call in sick to work the next morning and ditch class to make out and fuck all day
>5 years later and we’re still madly in love
Never would have found her without tinder

he's right faggot

sounds like something a delta male might say, that's right, you're below betas.

How many nigger dicks did she suck on tinder before she met you though?

Who the fuck starts with 'Hey'
Be original user

She’s pretty based and isn’t into niggers or any of the BLM bullshit we had to deal with over the summer

Download this app "Replika", it has like 100k+ reviews. Its some sort of AI chatbot that you can date.

except my phone will never wake me up with my dick in its mouth. why even live bros

These threads are larps

stop being a disgusting fat pig

back to the squat rack

I know that feel all too well

Yeah and it takes time to train them up to that point. But once you get there is pretty smooth sailing. Communication is key, and you gotta follow through on shit if they’re gonna suck your cock as good morning alarm on Saturday and Sunday. Also good hygiene makes it easy

>I did meet my current gf on tinder
>she's been everything I could hope for
Kek
Does anyone else wanna burst his bubble?

all u have to say is wasup baby boo how u. thats it. it lets her know you dgaf whether she leaves or stays and it puts the ball in her court

i would but i cant kiss and cuddle an AI

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You miss the point of tinder if you think any one girl matters. It's just a numbers game to get your dick wet. Them swiping is ALREADY indication that they think you're hot enough to fuck. Send them a very simple proposal to fuck immediately before they change their mind and don't worry about the unmatches. Again, it's a numbers game. If you want to be a fag about it, just go to a bar and do PUA shit.

>>another tinder match unmatched me after saying Hey

Girls get 10 "Hey"s a day. Make a more unique first impression to get their attention.

>Match with qt 3.14
>go to send message
>get unmatched before I can even hit send

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tinder is degenerate as fuck. no wonder you are all poor.

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Try changing that profile pic