Hello I'm here for the job interview

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Wheres the bulge?

That's a woman

kill it with fire

Revolting.

Great!We here at mcdonalds take pride in hiring the worlds finest janitors in the country.When can you start?

Everything checks out. When can you start?

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I was thinking about a management position

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I was born ready

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Pure and utter vanity

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Shut up virgin

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Hop on bby

Not gonna lie, I'm a total sucker for tatted sluts. What's this semen demons name?

dat projection lmao

*sigh*
*unzips*

Yeah it's almost sad

excuse me, I've been waiting for hours now

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Sauce? Other bitch is fugly but this bitch is hot

*unzips dick*

are you good with kids?

Would fuck

batshit, when not OD'd.
but, yeah.

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I love kids and kids love me

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why are alt girls into basedjacks?

They feel safe

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An actual semen demon

I need the sauce!

i grew out my goth girl / scene phase when i realized nearly every single one you come across is like a poison dart frog; bright colored hair, beautiful and intriguing to look at, and absolutely deadly if youre the unlucky man who decides to try and get closer as she either pins a rape accusation on you or absolutely scars you with her own sick mental deficiency

>ash is our purest form
what a way to display your jewishness

short hair on a woman indicates past trauma and mental instability so carry that knowledge with you we well