>tfw the one call of the day is scheduled at 4pm with our Asian supplier.
Really wrecks my vibe. I think I’ll watch Star Wars today.
/wfh/ Ah, another day “working”
Jeremiah Brown
Chase Hughes
>roll out of bed at 9.15
>turn on pc
>browse biz until 10
>talk to recruiter for another job for 30 min
>back on biz
>reply to a couple of emails
>2 hour lunch break (lunch + long walk with gf)
>home at 2pm, 30 min to prepare for the trading day (stocks)
>back on biz
>might do 30 min of work now
Yeah, I'm thinking another splendid day. Cheers kings
Oliver Parker
you unironically have the time to read Glitch wp, lucky you sir
David Barnes
WFH is only good if you are a lower level employee. As an entry level IT wagie I probably take 50 calls a day to help old retards and niggers operate their PC for $20/hr. My WFH experience has been more work than from the office as employers now remotely monitor us. Getting pretty close to my cash out stack though so there is hope on the horizon. Cheers, hope your thread is comfy.
James Gomez
Had to call in today, I just can't take it anymore. I came home yesterday and just sat in my bed trying to think of a way out.
There are those programming threads but everything seems like outsourced pajeet work. I went to college & did internships, worked full time during my last semester, and I still make a shit salary AT A FUCKING OFFICE WHERE I WEAR A MASK ALL DAY LONG.
How can I get out of engineering? Do finance or maybe IT companies actually want engineering majors or is that a meme? The tragic part is I'm 2 years out of school so I don't seem as malleable as a fresh grad (bullshit)
Jordan Allen
Find something asap. Once you spend 3+ years in a job, people will pigeon hole you into that for life. I did 1.5 years in hardware and I was only able to get to SW by internally transitioning in my company.
Luke Wood
>be me
>wfh manager
>wake up at 9:30 every morning
>jerk off and play on my phone until 10:30
>get out of bed and start computer
>complete the day's work in 30 minutes
>my wagies aren't off the clock until 6pm
Joseph Turner
>Started a new job with large brokerage company
>pays like 5k less than my previous analyst role which was stressful and unrewarding as fuck
>literally just reset peoples passwords and order them checks while I study for brokerage exams
>"Yes Mr Boomer sir I will do the money move into your account right now"
>proceed to put him on hold for five mins and shitpost on biz
>do the money move in 20 seconds
>"sir there was a slight problem but I got it taken care of, sorry about that"
>"god bless you sonny boy thank you so much!"
>get rated 9s across the board
Qnyome ever take a job slightly below them and just absolutely crush it? This is super comfy.
Luke Fisher
If you have a degree, go work for amerisave. Theyll hire anyone with above a 3.0 for wfh fulltime for 20ish dollars and you train to be an underwriter. Learning to become an underwriter is a damn good opportunity.
Luke Morgan
ahh yes kings another 4 more months
>get up shoot darts
>ton80keks.gif
>check email
>do said "work"
>browse k and check on positions
>back to darts
this is the future why would anyone go back to the way things were.
James Powell
>Once you spend 3+ years in a job, people will pigeon hole you into that for life
god damn it this is my fear, I've been here for about 2 years and I never want to work in this field again (manufacturing, aerospace)
Thanks for the suggestion but my GPA was shit. I'll look into it anyways
Landon Gray
>be wfh pre covid
>performance metrics didn't go down
>be in sales
>over 80hrs pto saved
>can't take pto cause high quota
>really good total comp and benefits
>get 2 weeks off end of month
>overall like it more than I don't
>>still post in these threads making on site wagies seethe
Levi Barnes
Lab sales, broski. Tout up your cleanroom experience (if you have it) or just tie whatever you are doing back to the equipment that tests/develops it. Get a start at a distributor like VWR then you can figure out how to take that in any direction you want.
Ethan Butler
Yes I work for a support analyst role and I took a pay cut from a job I had with an i bank last year being a product managers bitch. Just keep stacking and saving/investing. Jump ship a little after a year and don’t stay there too long
Angel Howard
>wake up at 9am hungover from another night of drinking by myself
>Turn on work computer. Need to run a report. Finish in 5 minutes.
>Jerk off to a big titty latina girl on pornhub
>brew some coffee, watch the charts go down
>sort of regretting fomoing yesterday but eh that's why you DCA
>about to play ocarina of time while sitting next to my work laptop
pretty based day ngl
Jaxon Collins
Thank god someone else understands. I was at a commercial bank doing treasury and budget functions. It felt like being analyst was just training to be the goodest goy possible so you could one day have a vp position where you are never allowed to complain or take vacation for 90-110k a year. Fuck that. Ill take 50k doing easy mode work with full benefits and keep stacking link, eth, btc.
Austin Perry
It is fucking RIDICULOUS how much money I make staying here at home pretending to work. Answer a few questions on Slack, pop on a Webex standup, call it a day.
Fucking clown world, I'm increasing my portfolio by $5k a month without putting in any work
This is how I know the world is heading for a massive economic collapse, this simply cannot go on for much longer
Logan Brooks
where can I get a job? I have a bachelors in math and keep getting rejected from every job i put in for online...
Landon Murphy
Get a masters faggo
Jayden Baker
Based. Just finished Twin Peaks last weekend kek
I'm looking into it now. Do you work in the field? What do you do and how's the pay?
I see some remote positions on the site...
Luke Davis
Yep. I'm a manufacturer rep now, but most people hop on with a distributor (either as a sales associate, inside sales rep, or if you're already good at talking you might be able to work your way into a distro outside rep position off the bat) to gain sales experience then head off to a manufacturer sale position for like double the pay. That being said, there's some good money to be made in distribution for at least a few years (it gets progressively harder because they set your targets compared to the previous year- ypu bist your ass and get 25% growth one year? Great, now you have to do it again next year PLUS whatever target they put on top of it). Pay as a distro rep is generallu between 70-100k at target, but like I said you can make well above target if you are good at it (my first month off guarantee I got a $13k bonus; the next month I made a $20k quarterly bonus- both pure luck).
On the manufacturing side now I make about a buck fifty at target.
Jordan Fisher
*cucks your employers*
based little mouse
Jordan Williams
Based. Gonna apply, Glassdoor shows "Hiring Surge" for Avantor.
No clue if sales is right for me, but I'm willing to take a risk if it means WFH and bonuses. Don't feel motivated to grind on a salary that NEVER CHANGES (current role)
Liam Powell
Jeremiah Scott
> have my own e-commerce business that makes 250k profit a year just for myself
> wake up at 11 every day and do about 30 mins of work because everything is automated
> check my shitcoin portfolio and be depressed
> go back to sleep and hope tomorrow is better
Adam Nelson
I finally hit my goal of doing 1 hour of work a week
Robert Lopez
user, where to learn everything I need to know about ecommerce as a complete beginner (from 0)?
Kayden Ward
I've worked like 5 hours these past 2 weeks and have been paid for 80. Been working from home 100% since March.
Tyler Morris
performance review today bros, wish me luck. wfh for a bank and typically wait until the last minute to do a task. not really been engaged, but should be fine since no one else really is my boomer boss is retiring in a year anyway.
Ayden Howard
same here. my boss has been trying to prime me up for a manager/VP position and ive been shying away from it. NO desire for middle management.
Nicholas Garcia
Fuck.
I've been abap developer for 3.5 years I need to learn the rest of the stack I can't be an abap developer forever.
Jose Phillips
Good luck with it, brother. If I could do it without further doxxing myself I'd offer to pass your resume along, but them's the brakes. I don't think it would be off topic here to give or request interview advice, so post up here if you get any traction and if I see it I can talk you through the process.
My quick and easy advice is to think of the interview process as making a sales call itself- but you're the product. Read up on some of the steps used in formal sales trainings (they're mostly bullshit, but it can help show the hiring manager that you at least speak the language), and NO MATTER WHAT don't forget to close the interview- ASK FOR THE SALE. It can be as simple as waiting until the "Do you have any questions" part then say "Well, based on my history of success and the repoir we've developed over the course of the interview, do you think I'd be a good fit?"
Elijah Jackson
The owner of the company is too retarded to speak with our google adwords guy, so I basically got hired to middleman that, post product images on linkedin & facebook, & send out the occasional email. wfh is dank.