All memes aside, how do you protect your crypto from a physical attack?

You thought about everything. Hardened security. Paper wallet through airgapped machine on Tails. You know your stuff, you feel safe.

Enter Jaquarius.

This motherfucker is here to get your seed and he WILL hurt you until you give him what he wants. He even brought his buddy Shareeq as support.

What the FUCK are you going to do?

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>here to get your seed
that's exactly what he would get
fuck those two niggers right in their asses

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Why do I have to fuck him and what does this have to do with btc?

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How is it any different then someone at gunpoint making you transfer money from your bank account into theirs? Or robbing you at the ATM? It will happen, sure. At the same rate similar robberies happen, which is almost never.

I've been lifting weights and I'm going to buy some guns very soon. I'd rather die than give up my crypto. That said, I practice good opsec and all my shit is totally unhackable, so I'm not too worried about it. I look like a fat fucking poorfag nobody suspects anything.

>What the FUCK are you going to do?
Kneel in solidarity for those innocent people of color bring oppressed by systematic racism in Amerikkka

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You can get reimbursed from the bank and you can’t withdraw your life’s savings from an atm

Single leg, 3/4 mount, rolling back take, RNC. Shareeq gets a bicycle kick as I standup. Double leg into the wall, mount, mounted triangle + wet willy.

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Niggers can hardly function in modern society and you think they are going to understand the concept of a seed phrase for a hardware wallet? They are looking for TVs and new jordans, they wouldn’t know what to do with your internet coins if you tutored them for a month after the robery

This problem isn't specific to crypto. You can always get robbed for whatever valuables you have. Or sometimes people simply want to hurt others.

But at least with bitcoin, you can be physically unable to comply. You can have decoy wallet with, say around $5000 worth of bitcoin, but the rest is in a multi-sig, which to access, requires you to visit your bank vault AND your lawyer, or whatever.

Shoot the nigger in sight

Open carry one of these wherever I go

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Are you going to start a gunfight and probably die? Is that smart, user?

>How is it any different then someone at gunpoint making you transfer money from your bank account into theirs? Or robbing you at the ATM? It will happen, sure. At the same rate similar robberies happen, which is almost never
Based retard, you lack basic knowledge on crypto

If you werent cucked by aesthetics.you would realize these two fellows are skinny and weak, and probably stupid, and unarmed.
Niggers should be afraid of you, not the other way around.
You can train your body to be superior to them, you can train your mind to be more sharp.
I grew up in a nigger infested area and had to deal with muggings very often. I was a young kid and would freaze out of fear. Forget fight or flight response, most people just freeze, but then i grew up and realized that if you control your emotions and your fear then you have the superior hand in combat since they will be afraid too. I started to lift and became strong.
I havent been bothered by a nigger since i was around 17 and im 25 now.
Avoid them if they are in groups and if its just a couple just give them a death stare, they will know. And be armed.
In the jungle you must become a predator.

>I look like a fat fucking poorfag nobody suspects anything
Based. This actually works against Jaquarius and friends. But how are you using your money then?

Im gonna give him the fake one i have prepared in such a case, also he will need to deposit some eth first to withdraw, but guess what happens then

might as well be dead if they take all my coins

>Single leg, 3/4 mount, rolling back take, RNC. Shareeq gets a bicycle kick as I standup. Double leg into the wall, mount, mounted triangle + wet willy
Top kek, based

Based if true

Could do with less Zig Forums but he is right. You'll feel really comfortable wherever you go if you get fit, armed, and trained. Just don't put yourself in situations where *sniff* *sniff* are around.

Imagine explaining shamir secret sharing to Jaquarius while Shareeq fucks your gf

Yes.

It's never a good idea to die.

This is Juan. He has been tipped off by his cousin in the Mercedes dealership you asked to if you could pay in bitcoin. He *knows* you have the price of a new SL and is okay with body modification. Your body.

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>But how are you using your money then?
What? I'm a long term holder user, I don't use my money. I'm waiting until I have 2-5mil and then I'll cash out half and move somewhere with whites only, like Maine. The only people who will ever know I have/had crypto are me, my exchange, my bank, and the IRS.

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>*sniff* *sniff*
jews user?

Meet Rashawn. A $5 wrench is all he needs to hack your wallet.

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>people finding out you own crypto
That's your first mistake. Otherwise
>what is bank safe deposit box

Kek

Unironically I will shoot these two niggers dead and bury their bodies in the woods

*shoot them with one of my various assault rifles*

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Then you go to jail for life. Was that worth it?

>various assault rifles
>Giving Jaquarius more weapons
Not clever