please, Sergey, send us a stream
Singapore Fintech Festival thread
Samuel Anderson
Zachary Gutierrez
Andrew Thompson
less than 20 minutes to go...hello?
Adrian Ward
Bumb, did anyone buy the pass?
Hunter Taylor
>4 figure investment now in the 6 figures
>was too cheap to buy the $75 pass
why am i like this anons
Brayden Robinson
it's actually $60 with the conversion lol
Ryder Lee
Thats the definition of a public good fren
>Someone else might buy it, so why should I waste money
Josiah Brown
I bought it. I will update the thread with what he says
Oliver Collins
Can't you just set up a stream for everyone please?
Brayden Baker
Report on what JP Morgan is saying right now
Joseph Carter
we should do a pool, five bucks each in a smart contract trustlessly connected to my asshole via chainlink oracle
Jordan James
please post screencaps
Jace Carter
just open a google meet with screenshare please
Robert Murphy
this please. will send eth. it wont let me pay for a ticket
Samuel Martin
Ask your Rabbi.
Caleb Cox
Sergey looks like he just woke up and started presenting the same slides from 2018.
Ryder Reed
bullshit
I bought the pass and got a confirmation email saying I'll receive my login credentials within 30 minutes wtf
Jace Hernandez
mine kept giving some retarded error
Jayden Diaz
Bearish
Sebastian Rogers
really wishing I hadn't paid $60 to wait for a fucking email
Jose Taylor
literally dumping as we type. must be bad
Juan Ramirez
will be finished by the time you get it lol what a shitshow
Isaac Price
Hold me bros
Jordan Flores
Bankers at the festival are dumping AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS FUCKING OVER I AND DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Luke Bailey
I have the ticket and literally cannot find the stream
Logan Gutierrez
its over, sergey shit himself on stage. they had to turn off the stream as joe lubin stared in disgust and puked everywhere from the smell
Oliver Perez
now it's giving me some fucking bullshit about Microsoft teams goddammit
Joshua Baker
>Sergey takes a sip of extra large diet coke after having gobbled up his supersize double big mac and extra large french fries (with extra salt) just before he walks up on stage
>Ahem, he coughs into the mic as the light momentarily blinds his view of the empty room
>So, uhmm uhhh, he stutters, frantically flipping through the powerpoint that he’s had so much practice presenting over the last 3 years
Ian Ross
its fucking over
Sergey had a heart attack on stage
3 big macs fell out of his right pocket as he went down
Zachary Reyes
>we uh are creating defintive uh truth *sips his diet coke*
>over the past 4 months we have sold *fart fart fart* 15 million tokens *burp*
>this will give us runway for the next 1 year
>close slides
Dominic Ross
SERGEY JUST CONFIRMED STEAKING
>SERGEY JUST ATE A BIG STEAK LIVE ON STAGE
SERGEY JUST CONFIRMED STEAKING
>SERGEY JUST ATE A BIG STEAK LIVE ON STAGE
SERGEY JUST CONFIRMED STEAKING
>SERGEY JUST ATE A BIG STEAK LIVE ON STAGE
SERGEY JUST CONFIRMED STEAKING
>SERGEY JUST ATE A BIG STEAK LIVE ON STAGE
SERGEY JUST CONFIRMED STEAKING
>SERGEY JUST ATE A BIG STEAK LIVE ON STAGE
SERGEY NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT
>SERGEY JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT LIVE ON STAGE