/smg/ - Stock Market General

sit the fuck down CLF niggers, youre about the see something beautiful

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Good morning I love CLF

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>not using CLF as the thread starter
OP is a F A G G O T

im looking forward to the GME results even though I have no position

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My body is ready.

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BCRX POOMPING

Imagine being this guy.

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fuck it. I'm just going to buy PLTR and call it a day. This shit's going to be $40 by EoW.

-10%

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GME

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If I buy Calls right now, do I still eat the theta? I want to buy now but if that's the case I'll just wait until open.

Nice it’s an spam the thread when CLF rises $0.01 episode

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>its another episode of corsair bouncing off a trendline

why are you like this..........

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Who else is going to build the brits their nukes?

PLTR frens it's time to sell.

BCRX!

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last minute red candle will be epic

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how the fuck do you have that much on one company

Who the fuck is holding GME through earnings?
The new console sales won't even be reflected in this one

Who else here index gang

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bought with no research after seeing it shilled here feelsgood

CLF WHAT THE FUCK

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Good morning I hate RYCEY

You faggots are just gonna spam whenever it rises 0.01 anyway so who cares

>Mooning
>Down from $3.15 less than two weeks ago
>Its entire history is just wild and ridiculous swings based off of random news
B-based swing traders I guess?

I didn't expect GME to pump in the last 20 mins, holy shit nice

I have 1300 shares in GME for 20k, My body is ready Reggie

I just want to offload my last 25 shares at 150% gain

WHO'S DOWN MORE THEN ME FUCKERS?? AM I TODAYS TOP LOSER??

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CLF IS GONNA DUMP TOMORROW AND THEN THE SKY WILL BE THE LIMIT

not a company that's going bankrupt soon lmao

i cant wait for that IV crush to hit my calendars

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even ol' king boomer cramer bent the knee to stock picking

I will be stacking RYCEY with each dip

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE MONEY IN THIS MARKET LMAOOO

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Dangerously based

holy shit LAZR redemption arc

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I know, this is insane. Watch it break 4% growth today.

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>RR -11%
Can we get a F in chat for RYCEY user

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I love you and wish I listened to you sooner,

Where can I buy physical uranium? Heard about some user on here doing it and selling it to people on eBay years ago...

Checked and Based

CAN YOU GODDAMN CLF RETARDS STOP SAYING:
>CLF MOONING
WHEN IT LITERALLY IS ONLY UP FUCKING 3% OR SOME AUTISTICLY LOW PERCENTAGE.

WHEN SOMETHING MOONS ITS 50%+ IN A SINGLE DAY. THIS GOES AS WELL FOR GME KEKS

The FOMO begins

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Which IPO to select for investing in this week sirs?

C3.AI
DoorDash
AirBnb

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GANBATTE, GME-CHAN!

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17.07 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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where is the dude that had lazr at 41? did you sell?

I get where this guy is coming from, but BCRX had an fda approved drug so the pump is justified. It’s not a full on meme stock like many of these spacs people are shilling.

That being said, I praise Vishnu for my BCRX gains today sirs

$13 today $20 end of week CLF chads.
As annoying as he is, I can’t believe CLF tranny is actually on his way to being a millionaire.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>GME

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DASH or AI or both

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AWE?

COOMING

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HOLY SHIT buying GME before earnigns was a good idea fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

so what the fuck is causing this GME pump?

I-IM IM IM FOMOOOOINGGGG I JUST BOUGH 20K OF GME OOOOOOO

FUCKING GAMESTOP

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY GME SHOULD i SELL IT OR SHOULD I WAIT TIL TOMORROW

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buttcoin miners

>$17
$17
>$17
$17
>$17
$17

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>NEE
>SPXL
>MOON
>CX
>FRTA
>MCD
>WMT
Swing trade sqqq and tqqq
Congrats you made it

Being in the red with RYCEY: I have never been more relaxed in my life.

GME at 16:05

GME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It's going to crash.

How the fuck is this possible

What fucking options does one hold that this happens???

>I hereby dub this user king of /smg/

BASED GME

now when GME goes down -5% because of bad earnings, we'll just be back to normal!!!!!!

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IDEX

He's annoying but he did thorough research and therefore deserves his gains. He also shared it with us and allowed us to make money, so I'm grateful and will be giving thanks to him next Thanksgiving

SHRMF

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screaming mooning in a stock market thread is like screaming fire in a crowded theater. you can do it for the lulz.

Laying out the rug before they start pulling

Based last second UUUU bump

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I'm coping by telling myself
>there will be more opportunities later

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LAST CHANCE FOR MMED MOON

>king of /smg/

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PLEASE close above 17 fuuck

Dumb person here, someone who isn’t retarded should put this picture

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I'm 50% cash right now, QUICK what do I FOMO into

baggie what're your pltr puts?

Lmao what the fuck is lgvw doing?

Bro you do NOT understand how leveraged we all are in CLF.
Now let's talk a few numbers here.
If CLF went up 1% every day, and you held for 1 year, $5000 of CLF would become $61,000. So 3% in a day is no small accomplishment.
>anyway
Most of us are using options to trade this, so 3% on the CLF security really means like 20% on our options, of which we have thousands of dollars invested. So yes 20% is a moon bud.

>In November 2020, it was announced that the Ministry of Defence had triggered a contractual break point and would take ownership of AWE Plc in July 2021

BCRX

Fellow poorfag pls

Im still recovering from my NAK loss, still down overall this past month but steadily recovering

>19
19
>19
19
>19

GME 100 EOY

Gentlemen and genitals, we are rich

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MMED

kek

i hate ALGOS so fucking much

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KTOV, NAK

CLF for FOMO
or wait till tomorrow and buy DASH and AI
or wait until 12/10 and go all in on ABNB

Onto this one

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UMC, most based and underappreciated stonk in the market

Baby doesn't understand options and the effect that 3 months of consistent pumping has on those options.

Shacking the tree.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>CLFnigger king of the thread
he made me money too but no

Anyone swing GME?

>he's still holding CRSR
user...

based

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>that candle to take it to exactly 16.99
that was the rugpull. we are safe

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EARNINGS

Based and Checkpilled.

I bought 100 shares at the $16 dip today, that was my entry into GME

Cant argue with that logic. just dumped $600 into CLF

GME bros, how does it feel to be part of the new financial elite?

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>they still didn't buy DBX
Just look at that rally up at eod

CFL ATH's tmmrw? Or a little consolodation?

i'm refreshing like mad, where the fuck is teh earnings

that GME AH dump lol

I was tempted to sell at the 17.07 point but Im hoping it chugs onward after earnings are announced

Earnings today.

AI looks like a piece of shit, invest in NAK instead.

we are locked the fuck in lads, next stop is the moon

dip in the morning then afternoon run again, probably ath

Why should I buy gamestop?

*DING* *DING* *DING*

you know the drill

>+5.66%

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ready for this earnings call, lads

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1700 EST

SOLD MY PLTR TODAY AFTER HOLDING FOR A MONTH, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE FREE OF THIS TORMENT

>just waiting for those Dec 10 divvies

>holding an RBG company
Do you fags really?

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next few hours of GME earnings shitposting is gonna be great
I forgot to buy myself a nice can of BANGS to enjoy while reading the thread though, owell

Good job my dude. Did you sell a call a minute ago? They were looking pretty juicy.

Great go to his twitch channel and fuck off then.

wtf is RCON doing

SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST MINUTE PUMP

HOLY BASED GME BROS WE ARE FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMN

GME!!!! OOOOOOOOOoooOOOOoOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOooOooOOOO!!!

SHORTS COVERING

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Unironically the next amazon

See you boys in 2 weeks.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY 6% UP AH

Up 47% today due to clf.

It took me 3 days of earnings to recoup from this pile of garbage. If I ever see a fucking Corsair keyboard in a store I will fucking smash it

GME LETS FUCKING GO IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>+0.46%
Pretty decent. PLTR at least didn't dump today.

happy saxophone music in gamestop conference call waiting room

bullish!!! I remember Q2's sad music

too late homie. don't FOMO

The absolute state of you

HCAC BOOMY TIME
DKNG THX FOR SAVING ME TODAY
IVE decided X AND CLF are based. for now.

+10%
I'd like to thank the CLFnigger and keltneranon

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

+4.7% if VLDR doesn't fuck me over in AH

Made like 7k realized gains on PLTR and ETSY. But my Citi puts are killing me, unrealized.

AQB

first day diversifying, down ~1% because I bought LAZR at the top, the rest is ARKK components which are mostly up. Mostly EDIT.

if you buy a shitstock sure
if you buy a sound stock with good cash flow and limited downside then 3% in a day is very strong.

where is the link? my brokerage isnt showing shit

Can anyone inform me on the reported earnings, danke

>forgot to buy myself a nice can of BANGS to enjoy
Here you go, fren.

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Should have, yes. I would wait a little while for it to dip into low 16s, but I'm also a retard who made like $350 in options this month, so make of that what you will.

What was that

How? CLF only increased like 3% today.

that's the earnings though, last time we got the earnings report exactly at close

OH MY GOD FUCK I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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POOF! And just like that, GME will never go above $18 again.

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why Airbnb?

>GME

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after losing $20k I finally learned to always sell at open, not having work today helped too

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111% CLF/X calls

FOOKIN GAMESTOP COOOOOMNNNN TO THE MOOOOOOOONNNNN DAB ON HATERS

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Good now buy UUUU

post the link to the earnings call

+8.19% for X and CLF and PLTR, sold PLTR expecting it to dump

i hope you're right. i've got 100k in unvested options there

based wall street kikes with infinite short covering money

Bros even if Q3 earnings aren't that good we can't lose much money after that last minute poomp, right?

Tell me you at least got Oilet

OH MAH GAWD IM GONNNA FOOKIN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Now THIS is a shitpost

>GME
>BCRX
>CLF
>BFT
>SRNE
feeling awfully comfy tonight bros

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viavid.webcasts.com/starthere.jsp?ei=1400100&tp_key=fb3572d9be

just put fake info obviously

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GME, $20 MARKET OPEN

A P O L O G I Z E

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Should I buy calls on BCRX?

Explain options to me. I’m almost at 100 shares of NEE. I believe NEE will grow. How do I bet on NEE being above $80 in 6 months. What happens if it’s at $90 in 6 months

My portfolio is 100% RYCEY. Id rather not talk about how my day has gone.

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Cant complain. Still recovering from NAK drilling me in the ass but its taking less time than I thought it would.

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OH NO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it’s happening GME friends

CHAOS

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So what are we gonna do while we wait for the GME earnings report?

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you know what bros, life isnt that bad

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GME bros.....
Don't look.....

I FOMO'd into CRSR late (at $41) but I wasn't gonna hold below breakeven so I didn't lose any money. Which PND stocks it's a good idea to be among the first people who get scared and sell everything.

Buy a box of Carling and try to forget what happened lad

I THINK I'M COOMING

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH GME IT'S BEEN PUMPING AND DUMPING ALL DAY

Up 0.3%

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I hope so too or I’m quitting I think. I almost made $100K on Tesla calls last week, but I bitched out. Not this time. And I’m adding more tomorrow.

AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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thanks, fren!

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NO NO NO, WE GOT TOO COCKY GME BROS.

IM SELLING EVERYTHING

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OH NONONONO GME BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Just looked at after-market GME.
What the fuck happened here?

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TAKE IT BACK BLOOMBERG BRO!

>$5000 of CLF would become $61,000

this is high school math come on son.

WHY IS IT SO VOLATILE WHAT'S GOING ON

I'm sorry bro...

Bough the dip today.
>RYCEY
>UUUU
>OPTI
also cannabis plays are
>HRVSF
>VREOF

A nice big red dildo at the end
Have fun tomorrow

>No GME guidance

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Look at all the thousands of dollars that you made in the last 20 minutes

WTF IS HAPPENING

Every dog has his day

GME BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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we all have to masturbate, power of the coom

>tfw your GME sell at 17.90 gets filled

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>GME
>EPS beats
>revenue barely misses
>dumps
lmfao clown world

bye bye GME

GME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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And just like that GME will never be above $16 again.

GOODBYE GAYMERS
AHAHAHA

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>If CLF went up 1% every day, and you held for 1 year, $5000 of CLF would become $61,000.

it would become 189k, not 61k.

>UNH
>V
>LMT
>JPM
>VRTX
>BABA
There you go. That’s all you need to make it. Thank me from your yacht in 5 years.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOLLLDDDDD

if you believe it will grow you should sell puts. If your theory is correct you will pocket premiums and keep your shares, if youre wrong you agree to sell them at whatever strike

hahaha

investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-reports-third-quarter-results-positive-start-fourth

the war isnt over fellow coomcats

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WHAT THE FUCK GME

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NONONONONO

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What do you call this chart?

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He’s a retard

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>When the shorts cover and the algos take over
Press f to spit on people that thought gamestop was a good investment

OH GOD WTF WAS THAT COME BACK GME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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DELET THIS NAO

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>And I’m adding more tomorrow.
user, stop tempting me. I've made a crap ton off TSLA calls this year, and I have 1 now exp end of year... I just...DON'T TEMPT ME MORE.