In shower

>in shower
>scrubbing ass crack
>finger slip in bunghole
>get hard
what does this mean

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You have to be gay to make it.

Based

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it means you need to invest in a dildo
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

How do I short OPs heterosexuality

Did you pull out profits?

OOOPSIE POOOPSIE DID MY FINGY WINGY GO IN MY BOOTY WOOTY SO TOOTY TOOTY UH OH MR STINGER IS AWAKEY BAKEY

queer, no turning back now, next week you will be taking poz loads

kek

>>/lgbt/

I put a small buttplug in my butt before and I'm not gay
it rubs on your prostrate and makes you cum harder
world of difference between an inanimate object you put in there yourself versus another dude plowing away and blowing his load up there IMO

Why does biz have to be this way.

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You clean your ass crack? As a proud pajeet I poo in the street and continue on my day. A cloth has never graced my behind.

one thumb in the bumhole, one in the mouth my nigga

Based

cleaning your ass crack is what differentiates humans and pajeets

If youre time is worth $0.01 an hour. And you wipe for 1 hour a day. Thats literally $3.65 a year, pajeet retirement money. Stop wiping for 1 year to make it.

do people unironically clean their ass crack?
>t. never cleaned it

Based

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There is this part of my asshole that itches so bad and I will pinch and squeeze it in the middle of the night and rub to relieve the itch. Feels so fucking good man.
I don't even consciously do it. I'm a sleep pincher. Yeah my fingers smell like shit but it's worth it.

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yes, bro
we can all smell you

A wise man once said, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

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yeah bro i mean if im in a hurry i might just spread for the showerhead to do the work but i try and get it pretty clean. if u have ass hair u better clean that thing out daily

Nice. Pics?

Centralized sexuality is EOL.

Imagine not cleaning the nastiest part of your body with a scrub and soap

It means you're a bear.

it means that YOUR ON THE WRONG FUCKING BOARD
MODS SEND THIS SHIT TO >>/trash/ NOW REEEEEEEEEE

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You touched your prostate... Buy RLC now, it's the only option

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That's what you are secretly dreaming of. Up your ass. Sideways. It's not bad. Just embrace t.

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want to try this one on for size?

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Keep that out of the furry dump. This belongs in [r9k]

you have to have a double digit iq to find that funny

ive got one for you too

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