I recently started working for a company that is 80% mormon

> Be me and unemployed Neet
> Get a job due to a friend
> Learn that the company is entirely mormon
> I get invited to church everyweekend
> I only go to churches functions if there is food invovled.
> No one is wearing masks at the gatherings
> Missioners calling and chasing me all the time from the functions

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Sounds based. You should join the church

the mask shit is slightly worrisome but on the other hand they're all white, right?

chekt and based my good sirs but

>No one is wearing masks at the gatherings

WOOOAAAAOOOWWW SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE

Death sentence

Join. You'll find a wife and will likely have cute mormon kids.

these missioners you speak of, are they of the female variety, and are they inquiring about sucking on your hog

Lots of Mormons out there making major bank. SLC has a lot of software $ and I’ve heard the Mormon mafia runs that shit

It's called easy networking OP. Grin and bear it.

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Go to church and find the daughter of the most senior person in the company and marry her.

What sucks is I would totally join the Mormon church if they didn't have the book of Mormon.

Mormons are great. Enjoy their company and benefit from it.

Just don't join the church.

Easy way out is tell them you already belong to another church and name a protestant church nearby.

Yes, they are all white & some from Laos. The white guys and girls are so cute. I feel out of place.

I would have to donate 10% of my income. Though so far, the church is going hook me up with free housing as I kept larping about being broke.

There are Asians and White males. The females aka "sisters" are very waifu type.

Actually joining their church leads you down a wacky road. They will expect you to conform to their social values:

> have as many kids as possible
> work as much as possible, make as much money as possible
> no psychoactive substances whatsoever. Not even caffeine.
> no divorce
> must give minimum of 10% of your income to the church
> must have close involvement and church and participate in all their functions
> must defend and support mormon ideology in public
Etc

Tithe is tax exempt, so you get it back in your federal tax returns.

I believe if society followed most of those values, we'd be a lot better off.

this is all fine except the work if it keeps people cohesive, married, reproducing, healthy
regarding the money, just say youre making an app trying to be a billionaire.

I grew up in Utah in a small town that was almost all Mormon. They are great people as neighbors, but don’t join the church. Just tell them you’re seventh day Adventist or evangelical or some thing and they should leave you alone.

Since, I don't have a college education, one of the missionary suggested that If I convert then the church would subsidies my education for cheap @ BYU. Thinking of milking the church before my shitcoins explode.

How would you user milk the church?

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Do you really want a BYU diploma? Think about it

>just fake it till you make it wcgw

you also get the fresh pick of high school graduates to do all of that with... its not that bad of a trade off