*silently moons*

sure thing buddy i'll stick to the thing the gov promises they'll pump to the moon and you can buy the thing they'll kill immediately if they need to.

>Why bother with crypto?

I started investing on Robindhood about 6 months ago and I've already made more money than what I made in 2 years with crypto lel.

crypto is fucking finished, it's a boring fraud with no real use cases. 3 years since the last bubble and what crypto use case has captured MAIN STREAM attention, besides >muh bitcoin ATH and selling it for fiat?

nothing. Worthless dogshit. At least the stock ponzi has real world implications.

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R8 my portfolio. When should I pull out?

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I've got 70 tsla shares. Will I make it?

I own a big 2018 link stack and tsla
fear my awesomeness

thanks for marking the top

cope, I’ve been shilling tsla here all year despite you retards psyoping yourself that it’s a plebbit stock

they're going to pump this shit to $820, and then the crash will begin in January. indexes will lose 60%

(spoiler - it won’t crash, and you Doomers will be sitting there smearing shit on your faces reeing about how the market is rigged because muh fed)

"this time is different".

You’re the one saying it’s different
There’s never been two massive dumps this close together
Face it, you missed buying the dip in March and now you’re going to sit on the sidelines holding your dick for the next five years while we all get rich

Isn't TSLA overvalued though? At some point they should run out of buyers, right? When will that be?

t. TSLA investor since 2016.

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I wish I went all in but this was a pretty comfy run.

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Tesla is in million of government employees TSP accounts. There’s plenty of buyers

How high it can go?

benzinga.com/analyst-ratings/analyst-color/20/12/18687443/tesla-gets-2-500-3-year-target-from-munster-but-analyst-sees-apple-as-a-roadblock-i

So buy both.

When should we cash out?
Well should I draw a stop-loss line to sell half my shares or something? I was gonna put one at 560.

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Uber just cried uncle regarding self driving robotaxis
I wouldn’t sell if I were you, unless it’s life changing money in which case ya, upgrade your life and diversify, hard to fault you for at least taking a little profit after this epic run but I’d wait until after the funds are done buying for sp500 inclusion

>When should we cash out?
Trailing stops are your friend. But be really careful, TSLA does almost 100 point swings sometimes you don't want your bags dumped at $500/share and then it immediately turns around.

You should immediately start selling when Biden takes office or a week before just to be safe.

I fucking hate Biden but don’t forget the market spiked when he ((won)) so not sure you’re giving smart advice

Good tip. I'll widen the margin then. Currently I had my lines at 550 and 590 but I may lower it to one line to sell 50% at $490 and another to sell 25% at $540, to account for TSLA's volatility.

Does the market get really volatile right before the new president is sworn in?

Hopefully Elon or Biden don't die or get coronavirus or cancer something.

tsla is pretty much gambling at this point, it doesn't really follow any sort of fundamental analysis at all.

thats a fat roth, well done

Thanks, but I literally just guessed and followed friends' stock tips. I dunno when to sell now and how much to keep b/c I'm dumb.

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>The entire space is a fraud
Being able to dodge rugs is a part of crypto trading.
If you ever get scammed more than once it only proves that you're a drooling retard midnight black gorilla nigger.

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