I have 20k in crypto and I don't even know what a blockchain is

I have 20k in crypto and I don't even know what a blockchain is

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no one does. its fine user

I have 200 LINK and I couldn't couldn't explain what a "smart contract" or a "decentralized oracle" is to anyone

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How does 1,000,000 usd sounds?

green OO ID confirmed

i'm an idiot and i know what a blockchain is, and a smart contract, and an oracle. wth user.

It's a giant excel spreadsheet

Explain those 3.

Then what are you basing your decisions on?

Its a database or something.

I buy BTC because it was first
XMR because privacy good and I once bought them under a dollar and it exploded so it will do it again
LINK because good memes that felt organic
ETH because lots of scams run on it
LTC because boomers will always pump it despite being a shitcoin

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doesn't matter since the only novel and interesting part of crypto is PoW
>MUH BLOCKCHAIN
linked lists have existed since the 1960s, idiots

what altcoins, what are you bullish on?

Made 1k investment back in 2013 thanks to Zig Forums bros and never touched it. Now worth over 6 figures. Feels good bros. We’re all gonna make it.

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great job, screwed up doing the same in Oct but over the course of 6 hours though

Don't worry I only buy cryptos to avoid monopoly money

What did you invest in 2013?

I have 200k from TSLA in my 401k and didn't even know until my parents explained I'd get mega-taxed if I tried to withdraw it.

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Same, nice to see a fellow 2017 link investor

*didn't know how a 401k worked

Well I'm linking my bank account to coinbase now. Thinking about getting link, pnk, and/or eth. Not sure if I should buy immediately or wait for a dip. Wish me luck anons.

faggot

>blockchain
a log of all transactions ever, so you know where all coins should be.
>smart contract
simply the facility to create an irreversible contract between two parties with no human middleman needed
>oracle
queefs trusted data to smart contracts

Get yourself some AVAX and turn these 20K to 2M, not kidding, dyor.

Keyed

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very based
i don't even know who woz is and bought his coin

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i know what a block chain is...
i have no idea what DeFi is about tho... staking, burning, yields, majoras mask, rebase, DAO. its basically chinese to me

Retard take

haha line go up :)

>Then what are you basing your decisions on?
Repeating numbers on an anime cum neonazi image board
>are you on fucking drugs?

This. I lost the path of researching this shit sometime when coinbase started adding everything after litecoin

based

i've never even looked at a one page or a white page but i've made ~35K on crypto this year

>A BLOCK CHAIN IS A DISTRIBUTED LEDGER

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