>"We're looking for a team player."
"We're looking for a team player."
Jack Rodriguez
Bentley Rogers
That makes sense. Would you want a non-team player on your team?
Jose King
Your team sucks and i dont want to play for it.
Benjamin Taylor
Seethe n sneed. You neet incel.
You will mever be a woman
Austin Rodriguez
>uses quote arrows and quotation marks
Charles Thomas
>"We're looking for creative leaders and problem solvers to join our team."
Brayden Rodriguez
No one ever answers me.
Is this a VN commodore?
Blake Gonzalez
>team player
3 guys fuck 1 guy in the ass.
society is a team. guess what? someone loses. someone is always on the losing side of a trade.
at my work, they wanted "team players". i was one until the moment I pointed out things that are bullshit which they didn't like. now they expect me to be a team player while never promoting me or even considering what i might want. five fucking years with this shit company and the only reason i even got promoted one time was because a senior manager saw what was happening and did the right thing. he eventually got demoted and fired. for doing the right thing.
fuck the team. all they'll do is fuck your asshole and expect you to like it.
make it on your own and take revenge when the time is right.
Noah Ortiz
>we’re looking for a socially retarded misanthrope
Sign me up!
Aiden Reyes
>we’re looking for a friendless, hobbyless grown adult that has never had sexual intercourse and can’t hold a conversation and has no relevant work experience and despite all of this still looks down on us as we are “normies”
Logan Powell
>Seeking a motivated self-starter
Jayden Butler
You’re hired
William Garcia
Based and redpilled
Jayden Nguyen
Well i eat asshole so you can say thats me
Blake Sullivan
>in this highly pivotal position, you'll be expected to take initiative and strategize your own objectives
Eli Reyes
When do I start?
Easton Perez
That's what it means. These things are euphemisms.
>we want someone who can hit the ground running
>we want a self-starter
Both = you are 100% on your own but we expect you to be like someone who's been here 10 years and knows all our processes/codebase/etc
>we want someone who gets shit done
You will work all evenings and weekends
>we want a team player
You must submit to our assfucking
>we want a rockstar/unicorn
We expect you to work miracles but we don't pay shit
>looking for a problem solver
We have no idea what we're doing and everything is a fucking mess. Maybe you can fix it by doing everyone's job
And so on...
Ryder Rivera
>we need a lvl99 Datamancer
Gabriel Flores
Your average applicant:
>work experience: three school projects
>2.1 GPA
>proficient in 6 different programming languages = has done a hello world school project with the language
>"yeah i've heard about git and ci/cd"
>desired salary: 20% above industry average because "they know their worth"
Wish I was joking
Julian Kelly
>not lying on all the retarded personality tests to trick HR people
Colton Gray
Please define "team player"
Logan Kelly
Most could write a SQL select.
Lincoln Rodriguez
*Couldn’t.
Aaron Cooper
The world is full of mongs and now they are seeping into the IT fields
Matthew Rivera
Joseph Reed
now?
Henry Foster
Someone experience with freelance Java developing work? (consulting) Been working for 2 years, did 3 big projects and have some certifications.
I hate being on the bottom of this fookin ponzi scheme and would like eto break free and skip my subcontractor overlord and get al the shekels myself so I can invest a lot more (would still live small, rice and beans until rich)
Any tips?
Brandon Clark
>UI ROCKSTAR
Nathaniel Williams
>we want a rock star
This one always makes me cringe.
Noah Myers
> hit the floor running
Dominic Miller
This is me -sex +various health complications. Need to figure it out quick