ERSDL

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Howard's meeting with avanti bank?

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>Avanti CEO: Ok mr Howard, we agree that the dead time between the lend request and the actual payment from other institutions is an issue that can result in big monetary loses due to the inflation and deflation of the currency, so... what is your proposal to solve this issue?
>Howard: *take off his stinky jannie hat* *stretches and squeeze his hat nervously* Emmmrr.... amm...
Howard gazes through the room looking for conceptual help for his line of thought.
Suddenly, a drop of water falls between Howie's eyebrows. The miraculous stinky liquid unchains an inmediate cognitive response from howie.
>"EUREKA!" yells Howie.
> Avanti CEO: Looks startled and worried at Howie.
> Howard: it was so evident... all this time the answer was in the liquidity.
>Avanti CEO: liquidity? do you mean that thing that we use to unclog the pipes?
> Howard: That's right... now, i'm going to unclog your pipes.
Startled, it took a few seconds to Avanti CEO to realize what's happening.
>Avanti CEO: Mr Krieger, i think that i need you to leave right now.
Avanti CEO tries to reach the phone to call for the guards, but Howard reaches his wrist and squeezes it with the force of a thousand janitors.
> Howard: Now mr Avanti, this is my liquidity, you're going to take it all *starts to pull his pants down*.
The Avanti representant lets out a howl of pain and horror, the janitor in front of him was 2, 3 times stronger than him.
>Avanti CEO: *tries to kick Howards away* Please... mr Krieger, PLEASE! *crawls backwards in panic*
Howard catch and pull Avanti CEO leg with one of his strong and crusty hands as he plays with the liquidity leaking from the tip of his dick.
>Howard: Now, i'm going to teach you how dick 2 ass lending works... mr Avanti.
>Avanti: UAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhh!!
To be continued.

based and kriegpilled

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Statera Diamond (STD)
Token Supply: 420
Decimals: 18
Presale Price: 1 ETH / 4 STD
Listing Price: 1 ETH / 2.5 STD
Hard cap: 52.5 ETH

Presale Funds:
70% Uniswap Listing
30% Operations Treasury

Supply Breakdown:
5% Dev Supply
20% Operations Treasury
25% Liquidity Generating Event
50% Saturn Network Presale


Statera Diamond is an improved version of Statera V3. Statera Diamond is a low supply standard erc-20 index token, without a burn feature. Scarcity is achieved by its low supply. Thereby eliminating years of waiting to burn your way to a low supply.

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And bobs your uncle

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Very good buy. Get a small stack of you will be hanging yourself 2021 coming. You buy a bag or I will! Do not be stupid

>only have a suicide stack
It's gonna be forever before I have my own ranch.

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You will be very shock. Suicide can be make it with this coin. Can be shocking! Buy more when can!

What is a suicide stack? 100k?

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Yeah, I'm staking 75% of mine to try and make it into a make it stack.

100k can be 1millionk with this gem! You will be very shock sir. Buy more ersdl take out loan if must

Between 50 and 100k I think.

Are you larping as a pajeet to FUD? Genius.

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Actually, I should clarify. The lite paper implies the future value of an eRSDL token could be $2

This amounts of gains of x100 at the current price. With this information, you yourself can determine the size of a suicide stack for your own needs.

FUD? how can FUD this total gem? i personally am feeling antshare vibe.

100k becoming make it stack every new day

2$s is FUD vibe. very easily reaching 100$s please grab up a bag!

I know, ranpreet, you're right.
This will be $40 in a few years.

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Howie janny memes get me every time

1 mill suicide 10 mill make it when you calculate the best case scenario of how high this could actually go minus the memes and shills

Gem, sirs, please!!

FUD. you will not get this gems any cheaper 100k make it stack anymore FUD

This is fud

bullish

>this is FUD sirs do not believe us this is going many moons sir many rocket emojis!

Every single time.

shush I know it is you telegrammer. he is accumulation before big news of howie partners
grab bag now or ruin christmas!

I hope he solves the J2J lending problem soon. I'm sick of mailing my spare quarters in an envelope to my fellow janitor friend who works at the Bank of America down the street.

what this token does?

I also really like Howie's "safe harbour" analogy. The more dangerous open ocean is like the bathrooms I purposefully flood with water sometimes, so people will slip and all the spare change will go flying out of their pockets for me to pick up later, whereas the "safe harbour" is like the bathrooms where they've recently installed a drain in the floor to put a limit on the liquidity of the bathroom floor so I can't pull that trick anymore.

It will be the utility token used for lending.
Crazy good idea from someone outside of the crypto space, this project is epic

yes yes
very good utilities
buy buy buy!