>live with parents
>only use public transportation and uber if I have no choice
>stopped playing video games and watching Netflix
>stopped drinking alcohol and drugs
>stopped going to restaurants and only buy cheap healthy food
>generally don't spend money on anything I don't need or can get for free
I'm trying to pay down my parents house since we live in a good neighborhood and the house has already appreciated 20℅ since they bought it 8 years ago. So basically all I do is work, sleep, exercise, eat, and listen to (free) Spotify when I want to relax. Basically autistically min/maxing my money potential. The problem though is pussy. Escorts in my area are $400 if I get a chick from south america and $500-$600 if I want a white girl. That's over $20k a year if I get one every week. How do I get free pussy?
The issue of sex when living as cheap as possible
Just get a gf bro
Firm handshake
Use tinder and/or masturbate to free porn. Some public hospitals give free rubbers to niggers like you.
Elevate your game and hunt Tinder thots
Just don't have sex (until you find some cutie to knock up and start a family with).
Escorts are just a diseased hole that you can masturbate with. Girlfriends use sex to manipulate you. You should be in monk mode until your wedding night.
>get married
>lose house in divorce
Defeats the purpose of everything I'm doing
Also as for tinder I used to get pussy on there but I don't think I'll be able to convince women to fuck/date a 26 year old guy who lives with his parents and doesn't have a car.
I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl
do you think that's extraordinary here?
absolutely not, just stating my fact how OP is not min/maxing his money potential enough
Just invest and give up sex until you're rich and the expense of having a girlfriend is pocket change to you.
Come to Rio. 20 USD.
Pic related.
photoacompanhantes.com
Very underrated.
Understood, have a nice day.
>Also as for tinder I used to get pussy on there but I don't think I'll be able to convince women to fuck/date a 26 year old guy who lives with his parents and doesn't have a car.
yes you can, don't give up before you try. Just go out there and find your bitch
Just buy a flesh light, it feels better than the real thing
Is this problem solved yet? Minimalism Mode here as well :S
Brasil turned expensive I just read
Also it’s Full of Spiders I guess?
Go to a massage parlor once a month
Buy a electric penis massager off Ali
Shit is better than sex and looks like a BT Speaker lol
Made me groan
This guy fucks
femanon here, I wouldn't fuck someone who listens to free spotify, free spotify is aids. don't care about anything else on your loserlist though desu
Thefuck you're talking about?
Pic related is on the linked site for 20 USD an hour and they are awesome. I live in Rio and had plenty of them.
you will never be a woman even if you dilate everyday
Buy a sex toy they are cheaper, don't bleed, and generally aren't as much of a distraction and total waste of time as a real woman. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks..
literally just masterbate.. its that simple
The answer to life
Car is all you really need. I would go for a 1990s bmw. Cheap, easier maintenance than the 2000s, and timeless look with a clean paint job. Women only care if it looks nice and expensive
I'll be 30 soon and I live with my parents. My gf is 25, just be fit and not retarded and any autist can find a gf these days
Just pirate TV shows and videogames retard.
don't waste your time on tinder
you need excellent pictures and your own place if you want girls to come over
average fattys all have 1000+ matches and shes not gonna fuck you unless 1.your very attractive 2.she has stds 3.you provide her with something(food,alchol,drugs,clout).
tinder used to be good but now its play to win with too many normies. also if you post something cringey or "chad"like and your not a chad you may some girl screenshot it and post it on twitter or instagram and everyone will laugh at you.
I'd get a Lexus or Acura after owning 90s BMW's haha
women can smell the price of a car though, unless you're going to make a lot of legit improvements to the car on your own.
I drive an 07 Outback now, and its kinda beat, but I invite fems over instead of driving.
Really, you could either have the car or live on your own,
but having one of the two is important unless you go for cougar pussy - older rich women will look past all your BS if you can fuck them like a young man because they aren't really looking for you to support them or anything but you do have something to offer them.