”So, what do you do for work?”

>”So, what do you do for work?”
>”What is a ‘bit-coin’?”
>”How can it be worth that much? Dont you only get a bit of it? It’s in the name.”
>”Well, can I see it?”
>”Oh….. well, can you at least buy something with it?”
>”What the hell is a ‘capital gains tax’?”
>”Sorry, I have to go use the bathroom. I’ll be back in a couple minutes.”

Then she leaves you for the guy with real assets and not imaginary internet money.

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she's clearly low class, so if you have to chat her up then you're just an incel desu

Nice try, Peter.

>cuts a hole in her dress to remind you she has tits
that's okay I can do better

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HONK HONK

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>i care what my girlfriend thinks

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she looks like she lives in a trailer park, why would she ever be discussing finance with a neet

Kick and scream all you want but biology is #1, you'd do well to take advantage of the pleasures and status offered you as a young and sexy woman if you could

Implying mine isn't the one who introduced me into it and has more than I do
I feel a bit cucked frens

how do i short your relationship?

Dumb cunt doesn't deserve my cum.

god she really looks like a fucking moron doesn't she. not very often that you can read someone's IQ from a single expression but in this case it's just written all over her dumb face

Don't be bitter just because you got rejected

>t. incel

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That sweater is Fucking lewd! Why isn't anyone trying to cover her up and force her into a Fucking Burqa or something!?

>capital gains tax
Kiwi here, what's that?

I already had a hundred just like her, you seem to be the one hung up over it.

I WANT THEM IN MY MOUTH NOW. DESSERT TIME FUCK THE CAKE GIVE ME THE MILKERS

Here, in German, for the authorities....
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When you live in the capital (DC) they tax all bonuses at 90%. Capital Gains Tax, Tax on money increases. It's in the name.

>Opens my blockfolio app
>switch to USD view
>"see sweaty thats how much $ my BTC is worth. now let me put my penis inside u"

Yes please

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i wouldn’t date that dumb whore either. look at her shirt for christ sake totally unnecessary does she need attention that badly

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I wish I bought a kilogram of MXE when it was still being made. I'm afraid fluoridated ketamine analogues cause brain damage, considering fluoridated amphetamines do.

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Who's so hungry right now that actually looked more at that cake than at her insane tits?

BOOBA

I thought it was bacon from the thumbnail

>Not just saying something generic like "investing"
>Not giving the value of your holdings in fiat for her normie brain to comprehend
>Not lying and saying you have way less than you do
Ngmi(inside of a woman)

my wife has little tiny titties bros, and I love her, but when I go nofap after about a week I'm lusting after gigantic titty harlots like in OP

makes me wonder what she's lusting after that I'm lacking. probably tall dude w/ a big pp or something

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Big tits age badly. Get your wife pregnant and she'll have good size milkers.

BOOOOOOOBAAAAAA

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