Tell me about your worst job interview

No the entire time was awkward we didnt click at all. I was on the backfoot which i never am during interviews. Ive had say 10-15 interviews and always got the offer except 2, and the other was a job i didnt want and i think that came across i basically told them in the interview

Went for a job in a digital production company in 2010. They asked me about if I used the internet. What kind of question is that?! I can’t tell them I shitpost on Zig Forums and find weird pussy to fuck online. Yes I use the internet. I should have asked them if they had heard about bitcoin I guess

Was invited to an interview for a sales engineer position after finishing my studies at german automotive supplier. Hit my shoe on the sidewalk right before the interview. Shoe is broken and the sole was lose on the front creating the classic depiction of a homeless person's footwork. First part of the interview was more or less ok, had to make a presentation afterwards in front of 5 people. Fucked it up completely. Was occupied with hiding the lose sole by standing on one foot leaning forward making a very irritating appeareance for these guys. Got declined a week after.
>today i think they didn't even notice the shoe, should have simply made a fun story about it, But was glad anyways later as that sales job would have been the exact opposite of what suits my personality. Jesus cracked my shoe.

>walk in
>looking for interviewees
>bunch of wommins at the desk
>"huh, all women?"
>said it out loud
>fug
>knew it was over just then

>cold outside
>walk in big fancy office to warm u
>big tittied hot bitch asks me if I’m here for the interview
>y-y-yes
>come this way
>follow her into fancy mirror glass elevator. She literally staring at me says I look young
>kek not where it counts
>oh really? She bites her lips. Elevator stops we go out
>she takes me to a big ass office overlooking the city with river running across she bends over to dig in a drawer
>bump up against her. Can I help you?
>she immediately starts to kiss me
>I bend her over and fuck her on the table every which way
>afterwards she says I’m not hired and to gtfo
>b-b-but
>gtfo she says before she calls security
>tuck my shirt in and go

Wtf guys? I feel so used

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Checked. Basic wagie delivery job. Actual interview was a breeze, what I didn't know was most deliveries involved stopping off at the shittiest crime ridden parts of town. On first day had a senior driver come with me to show me the ropes, after seeing what I'd be spending 45 hours a week doing I asked him to stop at a mini mall to go to the bathroom then ran away. They didn't call back

wise decision

Seems legit lmao.

I passed to the second phase and ghosted them even though they kept calling and sending e-mails. Pretty great company and salary but would have to move to Belgium. The taxes are insane.

Walked in and immediately one of the 3 guys conducting the interview leaned back in his chair, folded his arms, frowned, and gave me evil eyes. This guy made the interview a nightmare by being condescending and scoffed at my responses.
No idea why he had it in for me, the other two were fine. Must have fucked his daughter lmao

Another time I went for an interview that an agency had set up for me, they had talked me up big time for things I cannot do and have never done. The disappointment was obvious on the faces of the man and woman that were interviewing me. Lasted about 15 minutes and was awkward as hell so seemed like an hour.

One of my very first interviews was an admin role and I was interviewed by the woman who I would be replacing. She didn't really give a shit, the "interview" was conducted standing up while she did paperwork on her desk, she talked at 100mph and didn't care about me just keep emphasising it's a lot of organising and high pressure. I actually got the job (Accepted as I needed money) but left after 2 weeks because it was a pure toxic environment.

Not for a job, for an apprenticeship when I was younger, not just any old apprenticeship though it's fairly prestigious and people who went through it were often hired by the big tech companies. I got invited to lunch by the recruiter, she was a solid 9/10 in a fairly low cut top, late 20s. I was only a teen so mumbled and sperged my way through an awkward lunch with a raging semi and couldn't keep my eyes off her cleavage. I didn't get the apprenticeship.

Happened to me like a month ago
>online interview on zoom
>big European consulting company, meme data science internship
>"hello user, my name is faggot, i'm gonna first speak about our company then you, ok?"
>soundsgreat.wav
>faggot explains history of the company since genesis
>faggot tells me about every single mission he's worked on last few years
>30mn went by
>I didn't even reply once. Faggot is talking to himself
>I interrupt him
>"you talk too much. I don't want to work with you. Good bye."
>quit Zoom chat
>never apply in a similar company ever again

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>apply to be police officer.
>no qualifications, no skills.
>45 minute psych interview.
>bitch spends 2.5hrs trying to find something on me. Gave her nothing answers.
>stops halfway through , stares at me for 20 seconds.
>awkawrd silence ensues for 20 seconds.
>don't flinch.
>end of interview she says something to the ring of "user, the problem is we can't predict how you respond to high stress situations because you haven't provided us any circumstances where you have experienced trauma."

Now just riding the wave of acceptable mediocrity.

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>travel 2 hours to the officd
>they see me resume and tell me user you don't have enough experience

Then why the fuck don't you send an email

he had already made up his mind and you were just annoying to him

embarrassingly fake, your post is actually more awkward than the fantasy interview you describe

> it interview
> everything fine when talking to male staff/male interviewer (first interview)
> they warn me about the female boss at the other facility
> get called for second interview
> kept waiting for 30min at second interview
> people piling up
> get in room, 8 people waiting, 6 female - 2 male from first interview
> female boss of other facility grills me like it's a prosecution effort
> asks me with a stern face why i was jobless for 4 weeks (was looking for a job) in 2009 and basically slams me on the floor in front of all the other people
> 2 male "colleagues" try to help, get slammed as well
> other females take notes and look disgusted
> interview over after 30min
> i am furious about how i got treated and never want to go back
> don't get call back or anything
> get mail from insurance company that i will be on work insurance starting next week
> i call the guys from the first interview, they tell me "of course you got the job! you'll start next week"
> i tell them, no thanks - goodbye.

based

I interviewed a postdoc for a research position at my company a few months back and he acted pretty much exactly as you described.
All my colleagues were like "haha that guy would fail the turing test", "haha what a fucking weirdo", "that man rolled 0 for charisma", etc. I felt awful for the guy. I could see he was nervous, I threw him as many bones as I could during the interview but the assburgers was too strong.

I hate that normies don't understand that social skills aren't the be all and end all of a human's worth. His resume was impressive, and he had all the technical expertise we needed. Maybe he wouldn't be so much fun, but he'd work diligently. I could see that much, at least.

tl;dr - I feel for you, user. Feel secure in the fact that, if they couldn't see you for your aptitude and skills, you probably wouldn't have wanted to work there anyway.

>embarrassingly fake
newfag can't spot the pasta.

>Embarrassed into NEETdom by a dyke lesbian with a bone to pick

Don't tell me you see yourself as the victor, here....

i hope that is pasta because that is pathetic

lol lost to a dyke

HR lizard proceeds to list the commitments needed and time expected for an employee to be onboard and relocation need and little time off and overtime and possible stress induction.
I ask
>i can still quit anytime right?