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CLF

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I’m going to kill my self one day

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FUCK CRSR

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>was tempted to double down but I put the money into TSM instead
>TSM calls
redpill me on this.

Is CRSR dumping back under 30? I want to buy back in but want it to settle out first.

>nurse talking about pfizer vaccine
>had a fever of 104.9 f (40.5c)
get the fucking vaccine goyim

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anyone received his AMGN dividend?
think it was payable on monday, but still nothing here

>put limit order of $25 in for ABCL, overshooting it in my mind
>opens in the 70's

LMFAO gonna pass on that shit

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>set buy limit at 30.86
>no on buys
>lowest ask is 31.12
>set buy limit at 31.10 just to see what happens
>it buys instantly at 31.10
wtf, did I just get algo'd? How does it work?

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no

i'm confused though because sqqq is at an all time low, why would vix be better? I think the market will go down more over the weekend.

I've got 1800 sitting in my etrade right now waiting for RBLX. Anyone else?

See you soon, good luck

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>Is CRSR dumping back under 30? I want to buy back in but want it to settle out first.
So many other things to buy this dip. UUUU

>In the GME conference call Tuesday they almost explicitly said q4 is gonna be amazing and we're sorry q3 was shit lmao

Source on this exact moment?

Why would you buy some gaming meme stock?

All in on roblox is the game plan my man

all my calls from wednesday are back down. Holding strong with diamond hands - things will pump back up over this weekend.

I’m the AquaBlade stocktwits guy. One of you faggots keeps spamming my account here, gonna have to delete it.
I got destroyed by an Asmr Thot anyways, I have no reason to keep living.
But for real, fuck you, I’m going incognito you fucken creep. I think it’s CLFag doing it.

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Just crash the market already, getting tired of the stagnant growth.

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you have to be retarded to get oneitis with a stock that keeps going down. Move on, find something better to put your money into.

everything ive made in the lsat 2 weeks is gone

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Who else UVXY 1/15 calls? Looks like free money. Both SPY and the VIX just crossed the MACD in bearish/bullish directions respectively. Looking like a big dip for SPY incoming along with a VIX spike.

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go be a simp elsewhere lmao

THIS IS THE WORST CLF CRASH WEVE HAD DO I PULL OUT

IM FINALLY GREEN FOR ONCE I WANT OUT

why is vix better than sqqq at a time like this when the market is at an all time high? can someone explain?

>I’m the AquaBlade stocktwits guy

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>All in on roblox is the game plan my man
Need to get that premarket IPO access though. Otherwise you're just licking up small hat scraps

The economy won't crash completely right? Like my GME April 2021 calls will be OK?

idk if I could source it but it was pretty heavily implied if you listened to the entire thing. I remember one of them saying something along the lines of "we are projecting q4 to be our best performing quarter in recent years"

Pull out so it can go up again.

not even down 5%

trading is not for you

jesus christ gme you’re killing me

>not just buying IPO (the IPO etf.)

>THIS IS THE WORST CLF CRASH WEVE HAD DO I PULL OUT
No it isn't you gay fucking nigger. This happens weekly

Lower IV means cheaper options. Very high risk though, UVXY trends downward over times because of VIX futures rollover.

ITS NOT BUT I HATE JOBS MORE

Noticed this too, just short SPY lmao

This is a weekly occurence with CLF you melodramatic faggot

who ABCL here

As a long term UVXY bag holder, I’ll say this: don’t think for a second that the government won’t pass a stimulus bill and turn your calls into a massive albatross around your neck. We are in clown world currently. Behave accordingly.

considering selling 20 13p weeklies on CLF right now

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And what ETF would that be?

Is one better than the other though when the market is at a high like this? I am already in SQQQ, that's why I'm asking. I plan on holding over the weekend, but I'm trying to figure out if VIX would be a better bet. If it's more risky I'm not up for it. Not buy options either, just shares.

Actually I'm dead wrong here, IV is way lower for SQQQ, but SQQQ is also not leveraged so there's less room for it to run up. A big spike in the VIX is coming and would net some serious coin for UVXY calls.

You are almost guaranteed to lose money on that.

If you ever feel bat about yourself. Just remember that thousands of people used all their life savings to buy GME at 17$ and PLTR options.

>market goes down one (1.00) percent
IT'S OVER

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No shit

That's only like $20 in credit if they get filled. Good if you want the entry though. Sell for next week instead

i applied for margin today

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A journey of 1,000 miles starts with one small step

This is true. I've been burned on UVXY big time before. Just see a really sweet technical setup rn, and SPY 1/15 puts are wayyy too expensive

Bought 800 CLF $25 Strikes for March

Avg cost .12 cents

how do I buy????????

Which broker?

Stay with SQQQ if you want to short the market but minimize risk. UVXY calls are insanely risky I'll admit that

this is what I was considering

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sneed

all the SPACS volatility is scaring me. I might cash out everything next week

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

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CLF isn't some meme stock with insane intra-day spikes like EV memes (TSLA, NIO) or GME type institutionally rigged memes.
CLF is a boomer iron ore stock which won't pumps strong enough to take it to $25 in March. Maybe $20 wouldve been a better idea, even at the volume of 800

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IPO

Either they expire worthless or you get your entry below the 5 year high. Decent idea me thinks

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How do I use Snapchat to find the stocks that are going to get the “Running and Gunning” and liquidating gauntlet?

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Almost makes my 90$ loss on SNDL look like peanuts.

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SQQQ has more potential for upswing. Traders have been flocking to the relative long term stability of the S&P over funny-money nasdaq. I expect this trend to continue if the downturn progresses and stimulus grid locks in the house.

It only goes down 2-3%

anyone who bets their entire life savings on the stock market deserves that pain

>harvesting virtual nigger noises

Was talking about that yesterday with a friend, guaranteed a few Redditfags suicided.

holy fuck this still has 4 mor ehours to fucking drop iand it's not fuckign stopoping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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I think the S&P has been beaten down to the point that there isn’t any juice left to squeeze. I use GE as a bell weather. I know UVXY is at ATL or close to it but stimulus, and news of stimulus, will kill your calls and 1/15 isn’t that far away. NASDAQ has way more to lose.

ECB announced a new wave of QE, the FED will follow maybe this weekend or next week. This will be the last pump before capitulation. Im gonna cash out my gains and im out bois.

Has this kind of shit always been around or is it just a recent thing?
Everytime I see shit like this I feel like liquidating everything.

>how do we convince black women to enter the market?
>maybe some warren buffet quotes or lectures from famous stock brokers?
>no let's just copy rap albums

AHHHHHHHH

>It only goes down 2-3%
It dropped 10% on the 9th you retarded bear.

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Just bought some GME April 2021 19c

Ouchies :(

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And NAK.

all the FEST volatility is scaring me. I might cash out everything next week other

>Black Girl Stocks
what's in her portfolio /smg/

>YUM (Yum brands, KFC)
>GSK (cough syrup)

>all purchased with payday loans and cash advances from stolen credit cards

Imagine taking stock advice from a women, let alone a black woman

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its okay if i lose money none of this really matters you'll die one day

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There is a major effort to redistribute equity, this means low interest loans to minorities. It seems benevolent but it's really just going to result in them getting trapped in debt for life like most middle class white folks. I wonder who they will blame after the trap has been executed?

Same. The SPACS movement is really scaring me

barrons.com/articles/a-covid-19-surge-has-stalled-rolls-royces-recovery-the-stock-is-diving-51607702615

“J. P. Morgan tells the story of how he would get his shoes shined every Wednesday at the same shop around the corner from his office. One day the shoe shine attendant asked him if he and his friends could buy some stock through Morgan’s brokerage. The three friends had about $40—a lot of money in 1929. Morgan politely refused, hurried back to his office, and ordered that his company was not to have a single share of stock on its books by the end of the day. Morgan simply asked, “If the shoe shine boys are buying stocks, who else is left?” Of course, the 1929 stock market crash was only a few days away, and Morgan looked like a genius. He was not a genius; he noted that the order flow was likely running out on the buy side. It wasn’t his army of analysts that showed him that. It was a public investor.”

At least they know "dey" demographic. Even rappers are cheap now. I remember one talking about using Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and stealing coupons from rich folks.

How do we stop black people from getting debt trapped bros?

>QE again
>Cashing out
wtf are you doing

White people, of course. Anything niggers do to hurt themselves can be blamed on white people.

The covers of "housewife's guide to the stock marktet" or something like that was routinely posted here for a while. It was a 70s or 80s book.

But where else can the money fucken go?
Bonds are shit, cash is decreasing in value because the printer, Precious metals are manipulated and surpressed, stocks are the only place people can put their money that doesn't lose value.
So what the fuck is going on?

GOD FUCK CRSR!!! Why the fuck is it tanking so hard.

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by sending them all back to africa

>ECB announced a new wave of QE, the FED will follow maybe this weekend or next week
Source? Maybe im gonna start actually loading up on more calls if QE news is floating around

Oh noooo CLF went down moreeee. Yay bought more cheapie calls

Based. And better taking some risks than never having taken any all