Learn to code in 5 mins

welcome frendos. there is a big disconnect between actual coding and getting a job. the first step is passing the resume screen, where basically all non-pathological liars are filtered out. you have to be very strategic in how you falsify your work experience and make it believable

then for passing the interview, 50% is based on answering problems like stackoverflow.com/questions/40200089/number-prime-test-in-javascript this

and the other 50% is based on answering book knowledge questions about kafka, aws, dynamodb, message queues

basically if you grind that shit for 4 months and spin a web of lies, you can get the job without ever getting formal training

a couple years back, my cute 18yo apprentice farted super loud sitting across from me. true story

start by excluding all even numbers greater than two and all odd numbers greater than 3 which are divisible by 3

hello sir you must download dee jawa wirtual machine Oracle DurgaJDK extensions for iphone.exe

no all of the "women" in this industry are disgusting or have penises

yeah that one is hard. fuck if i could solve it, i havent even memorized it. ive only ever been asked things like two sum, top k element, dfs a tree, and lots of string manip problems

I want to know how you do it in html

You can’t. HTML doesn’t do that type of thing

So essentially your advice is to study hard and cram for 4 months and embellish your resume.
Honestly its very great advice, but user I don't think you're being as scheming as you might think you are.

var checkPrimes = (min, max) => {
for (let i = min; i < max; i++){
if (isPrime(i)) console.log(i) //or push to data structure like array or linkedlist

and then for the actual implementation of isPrime you just memorize someone elses trick

const isPrime = num => {
for(let i = 2; i < num; i++)
if(num % i === 0) return false;
return num > 1;
}

the resume embellishment required to land the job is basically fraud because theyre asking for things that people under 35 arent capable of having, like masters degrees and 12 years of senior dev experience

and then for the 4 months of studying i would like to convince everyone, even the mcdonalds cashiers out there, that it is very learnable and that the industry just makes everything sound really hard and confusing

the bachelors of cs degree is a hazing experience. nobody needs to write their own compiler or operating system or linked list implementation

stop telling retards they can enter the industry and just copy/paste stackoverflow. they'll probably get past hr and you'll end up fixing their shit

i already do, and get blamed for not doing it quickly enough

plus biden is going to give our jobs away to the H1Bs with fake masters anyway, RIP our income

A protip i would suggest is get comfortable using modulo in your code. It's actually super useful in certain applications.

Luckily most of my work is just if (string.charAt(i)) type of work and not particularly math or performance driven

but one can imagine there are scenarios where its helpful to know if x divides evenly into y :)

html doesn't do shit.

Tell us more

Studying for CS jobs is basically a full time job

she looked up and smiled. i let it go. she had really nice tits, firm and perky but over following 3 year she got increasingly fatter. also, she was fucking useless and didn't do shit. management wanted to hire a girl

Anyone here do machine learning? Help me with my assignment please its due soon

only casino in town :( i aint goin back to being a waiter, i wasnt very good at that

i've been studying for about 4 months now and i don't think it's as easy as you are suggesting. starting with html, then css, then bootstrap, the DOM, then jquery, then node, then express, then oh shit i forgot some css and jquery already, then apis, then git/github, then ejs, then shit i completely forgot jquery by now, then sql, then mongoose, then mondodb, then FUCK i forgot about the THIS fuckery in javascript, then react, then jesus i forgot a lot of css, then finally you realize you know a little about a little and there is just so much more to learn. maybe i'm not autistic enough for this.

trolled. imagine having assignments. what error are you facing? library? random exceptions thrown? garbage output? dont know which out of 800 init builder functions to call?

I honestly dont know jack shit about this module I paid some dude on fiverr to do it for me but he half assed some parts of it and isn't replying. I mean if you want to help out and check it I'd be very grateful

yeah it requires some really deep autism, but also in my experience its impossible to learn from a course or book or videos. they can only give you little important hints.

the real muscle memory and speed comes from actually whipping out the text editor and just writing functions. if you want to do a problem together then let me know and maybe you can see how i work through it and how enjoyable it is when things finally click

ill take a stab but most likely im retarded too lol. send it however you like

got a temp email?

>jquery
just go straight to vue/react. jquery is shit

[email protected] looks like

If i wanted to learn solidity , what would be required to learn and is there any types of stuff that you would need to learn with python example that can be used with other languages?

here is some shit i wrote

var tabledata = [
***INSERT MASSIVE DATA IN ARRAY OF OBJECTS***

];

var table = new Tabulator("#mmdb-table", {
height:600,
data:tabledata,
initialSort:[
{column:"points", dir:"desc"},
{column:"contest", dir:"asc"},
{column:"week", dir:"desc"},
{column:"year", dir:"desc"},

],
headerFilterPlaceholder:"",
rowClick:function(e, row){

document.querySelector(".modal").style.display = "block";

document.querySelector(".modal-header").innerHTML = row._row.data.name + ", " + row._row.data.pos;
var selectedName = row._row.data.name;

var tableRecords = [];

for (var i=0; i < tabledata.length; i++) {
if (tabledata[i].name == selectedName) {
tableRecords[i] = {
Week: tabledata[i].week,
Year: tabledata[i].year,
Opp: tabledata[i].opp,
Salary: tabledata[i].salary,
FPts: tabledata[i].points,
Own: tabledata[i].own
};
};
};

tableRecords.sort(function(a, b) {
return b.Year - a.Year || b.Week - a.Week;
});

var table2 = new Tabulator("#modal-table", {
height:250,
data:tableRecords,
layout:"fitData",
columns:[
{title:"Wk", field:"Week", minWidth:"50px", hozAlign:"center"},
{title:"Yr", field:"Year", minWidth:"50px", hozAlign:"center"},
{title:"Opp", field:"Opp", minWidth:"70px", hozAlign:"center"},
{title:"Salary", field:"Salary", minWidth:"60px",formatter:"money", formatterParams:{
decimal:".",
thousand:",",
symbol:"$",
symbolAfter:false,
precision:false,
}
},
{title:"FPts", field:"FPts", minWidth:"50px"},
{title:"Own", field:"Own", minWidth:"80px", tooltip:true, formatter:"progress", formatterParams:{
min:0,
max:.5,
color:["green", "orange", "red"],
legendColor:"#000000",
legendAlign:"center",

},
sorter:"number", sorterParams:{
alignEmptyValues:"top",
},
}

]

});

// table2.redraw();

>using var in 2020
applicant denied

to uae solidity, you would need to dive into their API and understand the important function calls and objects. you can do this with any language, and python/js are definitely the worlds most accessible and learnable languages compared to java and c-family languages which are harder to use but much much much more performant

all of the basic syntax and "algorithmic thinking" are shared among all the languages and you will constantly be reminnded of things you learned in the past from other projects. crack open a text editor and learn how to write some functions that add numbers and write dates and shit like that

},
layout:"fitData",
columns:[
{title:"Wk", field:"week", minWidth:"60px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"Yr", field:"year", minWidth:"60px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"Player", field:"name", minWidth:"120px", headerFilter:"input"},
{title:"Pos", field:"pos", minWidth:"70px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"Tm", field:"team", minWidth:"70px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"Opp", field:"opp", minWidth:"70px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"H/A", field:"loc", minWidth:"65px", hozAlign:"center", headerFilter:"select", headerFilterParams:{values:true}},
{title:"FPts", field:"points", minWidth:"50px"},
{title:"Salary", field:"salary", minWidth:"60px", formatter:"money", formatterParams:{
decimal:".",
thousand:",",
symbol:"$",
symbolAfter:false,
precision:false,
}
},
{title:"Own%", field:"own", minWidth:"80px", tooltip:true, formatter:"progress", formatterParams:{
min:0,
max:.5,
color:["green", "orange", "red"],
legendColor:"#000000",
legendAlign:"center",

},
sorter:"number", sorterParams:{
alignEmptyValues:"top",
},
},