How do you like your nu-cagie,wagie?

10X better than some gay "open office"

agreed i like this idea compared to open office where 15 people can eavesdrop on your phone conversations at any given moment, and a couple times a day there are 6 different conversations all going on at once all competing over each other. and don't get me started on the early morning awkward silence in open office where people are too awkward to break the silence and it just keeps going on until 2 hours have passed

This user knows and is an actual wagie unlike you fucking neets

América land of the no worker rights because fuck unions!

Yeah. I hate this but it does seem a lot better than open offices. Can't see how anybody can get work done in an open office.

The best part is open offices eventually resort to
>how many wagies can we fit on this table in close proximity
>"yeah, it will be temporary so just deal for now user. We are just expanding so fast, isn't that great news!?"

>try to be a good goy and work
>some fat obnoxious cow 5 rows over is doing the middle aged woman cackle all day
hell is an open office.

>He doesn't work from home

I was in a "pod" over 10 years ago. Having a hard time from the pic seeing how that one is supposed to work..

oh shit I think I see, you go IN and they close that shit up? What I was in would just have like 4 desks in the gaps there sharing a middle space where the outlets and shit were

All that airflow. What luxury!

>no you can't work from home
>we need you in the office
>so we can lock you in a cage
>and you can do the same work you did at home
>in isolation
>in a cage

wagie wagie
get in cagie
don't have ragie
its for your safety!

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What fucking faggot could possibly wanna be tortured like this?

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Unironically this
Can't fucking do shit with all the noise

BASED

Isn't this literally just going back to cubicles instead of open office shit except more dehumanizing

Why just not work from home then?
Same shit....

You don't understand anons, boomers and gen xers only know how to supervise people in person, and millennials are such giant fags they see work as a socializing opportunity. You MUST come into the office and smile at everyone and discuss politics and virtue signal and play the office politics games. Don't worry about actually getting work done, we'll have crunch time later anyway with plenty of unpaid overtime for everyone ;^)

looks comfy to me

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thank you, bossman. i'm thrilled i have this opportunity

Legitimately far better than the open plan shit they have going on right now

If I'm going to wageslave, I at least shouldn't be forced to look at Bob's ugly face for hours

Bob here, quit fuckin watching me all day, you fag

Bob I'm watching your back all day from the other side of the room and I think you have a bald spot.

It would be fine if the doors weren't transparent. A small office.

Honestly they should have transparent doors and little cameras inside to monitor the employees and make sure they aren't dicking around on biz unless for the express purpose of pumping shitcoins created or owned by my company.

Cant do it. I have this irrational fear that the door will lock behind me and I’ll be trapped.

Stacy here why won't anyone notice my cleavage today :( All they do is look at Bob.