Swallow the robots, wagie!
can this be administered anally?
"helping the workers"
I would on my own will get a RFID chip seems fun
All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.
> Wirelessly broadcast schedules
So you'll be given a boost whenever they decide, not you?
WAGIE WAGIE
BACK IN CAGIE
DON'T BE SAD
PILLS WILL MAKE YOU GLAD
Is there anyone more cucked and svy than Steven fucking Pinker?
He loves the modern world like a pig in shit.
imagine all the people who could OD due to subpar cybersecurity at any of the parties involved between the "worker" and whoever controls the broadcast schedules.
How can we profit from this?
Blackmail with this
Only if you need to evade the first pass effect
>human ingenuity is truly boundless!
This guy is praising satanic frankenstein technology. What the fuck. People like this should be executed or something.
have I told you guys how much I hate this world
If it's voluntary, why not just have them take the drug normally at certain times?
Reminder Steven Pinker was closely associated with Epstein and Epsteins Island.
Unless its sarcasm? Don't judge
that would reduce your productivity by 0.17% wagie. you don't want to steal from the company, do you?
No he's a Harvard professor. Absolutely not sarc
no, how much do you hate it?
taleb was right about this cuck
HAVE THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCHED A FUCKING MOVIE OR READ A SCI-FI DYSTOPIA BOOK IN THEIR LIFE?
AND EVEN IF THEY HAVEN'T HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY UNSARCASTICALLY SAY THIS? DO THEY HAVE NO SELF AWARENESS?
WORSE, HOW THE FUCK CAN A FULL GROWN ADULT SAY THIS SHIT? I'd expect a 10 year old child who still believes in Captain Planet or some shit, except even in those fucking cartoons they taught you the villain was up to something when he pretended he was doing it for your own good.
If you are born a Jewish alpha like me life fucking rocks. Seethe harder losers
enough to not participate
You say this while writing on a message board on the internet, to an audience you have no true perception of
weak sauce bro, you're gonna have to try harder than that
Major faggot stevon pinker
This is fucking terrible and dystopian as fuck
Tho would never condone the unfathomable evils of this world
but you do participate
So this is retarded. What medecine would they use this for?
For anti depressants specifically, you dont just take them and suddenly get a boost. SSRIs build up in their system overtime and thats when they are effective after like 3 weeks of starting them.
Benzos might work if a worker is stressed and the bot senses this and releases it. Because benzos are mostly short acting and there aren't xr versions avaiable unless you want to be fucked up for a day. But I dont want a robot giving me fucking addictive medecine like benzos.
Other things like adderall and other adhd meds already have xr versions.
I would never eat a robot. And I was all for getting chipped but the more I see us going towards data mining, they will just harvest you for data and sell it back to you. I dont need hulu in my fucking eyes.
so many raging wagies in this thread lmao
get the fuck off Zig Forums and go to Zig Forums or something you incel losers
(You)
Bitch please you're basically a king on top of a shit just like in the middle ages.
You mixbred gypsies cannot fathom ever wanting to evolve and hating the world you're living in. You actively want to keep automation away so you have slaves to torture and have sex with.
It's simple sadism, I genuinely don't know why our cells would ever give a shit about destructive emotions like sadism, jealousy and setting shit on fire when they're not happy, exactly like a 3 year old.
Would you be happy as a king in the middle ages after you've lived comfily in the modern world? I know I wouldn't.
>lol Oops, sorry wagie. We just released a 100x dose of tranquilizers due to a buffer overflow error.
I may be a wagie, but I have a golden fucking chain. And im wfh 80k salary comfy wagie. And I like my job.
>lose job anyway because can't worked zoned out, or worse fall and die in machinery if you're a truely nightmare level wagie even though its companies fault
>hacker breaks into business network
>sends command to all nanobots to dispense all medication immediately
>wagies across the world drop dead at once
It would be cheaper to just let employees use their own personally purchased THC vapes during designated breaks but I guess employers might be willing to spend a little more for the control. Imagine teens working with in McDonald’s in the future needing to swallow little robots that make them feel happy to make them more productive, friendlier to customers and less likely to quit.
>So let's start today's meeting, gentlemen. I would like to hear from logistics.
>Good morning. Logistics is on schedule. We have implemented the toilet points bonus system ,which allows the wagies to go to use the toilet if they overperformed for a certain amount of time. It increased work efficiency by 7%. Coupled with glass toilet doors and sloped toilet bowls it reduced the stolen corporate time by 90%.
>There are also some bad news - Johnson messed it up again and released stimulants, which caused the wagies to go apeshit. Some tried to break out of their cages and were charged with attempted damage to company property. The situation was quickly mitigated by an emergency sedative release. That's all for now.
>Ok. Marketing?
>Marketing here. Wagie 4532 trying to remove his vaccine tracking chip with a pencil. A report to the authorities followed. Wagie 4532 is terminated and stripped off his citizen rights. Otherwise the numbers are on schedule.
>Fine. Sales?
>Sales here. We have some very bad news. There was a hacking attack on our crowd control servers which resulted in a massive overdose and we lost 24 wagies. The projected quarterly numbers might be down as a result.
Lol no thnx you pedo kike.
I am nowhere and am of nothing