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Markets gonna die Edition

>Brokers
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>Jargon
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>Risk Management
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>Live Business TV Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
youtube.com/c/BenFelixCSI/videos

>Charts/Live Data
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
market24hclock.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
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Reminder

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I have my whole networth in Velodyne, tell me I'm going to be okay

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Reminder to just buy and hold a 60/40 split of SPXL/TMF

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SQQQ LETS GO

Futures.
Don't believe his lies.

In before the bot post?

XOM please let this be your week

ill be honest, i have no idea what im doing

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What stocks are part of the Great Reset ETF?

I already got PLTR but need more suggestions.

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How to get money to invest
inb4 get a job
No i cant

Buy SHRMF if you want to make it.

Thank me later.

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>Hes betting against natural beauty , and booba.

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I miss Family Mart...

ARK ETFs

these IPOs are basically like SPI/SUNW/CBAT-tier pump and dumps
like why the fuck are all the IPOs opening at +100%, it's so bullshit

all of you retards were so hyped for NAK2 and airbnb, how the fuck do you guys feel now for being cucked like this
and who the fuck is buying these shit in the first place, institutions must be laffing their ass off with all the retards market buying their bags

pershing square is basically it, i wouldn't be surprised if they created all of this bullshit

why are futures up so little?

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Time to start my weekly Sunday night blow/addy + jack daniels binge as i start setting up my positions for pre-market.

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Why did you guys sleep on cvac

How about ES and ZN? Not scared of some leverage, are we?

Seethe. Enterprise A.I. is the future.

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>why the fuck are all the IPOs opening at +100%, it's so bullshit
Buying IPOs about 2 weeks ago was pretty fucking good, I only bought one but that made me want to get in on more. I'm definitely waiting for it to die out as a fad now. People are buying because the news channels are only telling half the story and aren't explaining how badly they fucking dive.

This seems like a comfy life for a few years

XOM bro, it’s gonna be our week. There’s some big niggas with 47.5C 12/24 out there. Believe.

any shroom stocks on the nyse?
already maxed out my canadian account on them

the fake economy is crashing. invest in the real economy

I'll buy NAK if it falls to $50, if it doesn't, I don't care. FUCK IPOS. I'm not buying some jew's bags when they bought in in the $30 range. Fuck that noise.

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88s for TELL

If you can't handle 3x, you're not ready to play with the big dogs.

IPO's:
(((Accredited))) investors dumping on retail for over 20 years.
It's a tradition.

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is this the last chance to board the CLF ship?

I have been doing this for a few months. The gains are good and I came up really hard before this. Didn't have much a month ago.

Thinking of what to buy at open. So far UUUU, XOM, and UEC are on the list.

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reminds me to put up christmas lights

Loading up on Jan 8th $215 MCD calls. I eat there way too much for this not to work

Futures on Sunday night are meaningless. Most traders are still at home. Futures will even become more meaningless as holidays approach. Most traders will be at home soon through New Years.

you dont want to miss out on the real economy
buy yourself some CLF and XOM and if you are feeling particularly comfy a bank

funny thing is ai actually went up but it just still isn't worth the risk of buying in

Now you're actually being paid every time you eat there. Think about it.

>perrier
One of my favorites. Too bad no san Pellegrino though.

You know, i'll tell you a funny trick. INVEST in a restaurant and EAT at the restaurant. See? Now you are getting paid to eat. Imagine that.

Crabs please let go of AMZN I want something to happen.

>buying C3AI

Why though? They sold the original shares to the insider first round investors for only 40 dollars, it's literally more than 3 times the initial buy-in price now. You'd have to be retarded to buy even if you think it could meme-pump to 200 dollars, this is so obviously going to dump to 30 dollars on the next market trouble it's almost painful watching people buy this overvalued piece of shit.

And yes I'm aware "AI is the future" but you haven't proven that this particular meme company will be the future even if 0 IQ retards ape into it purely because it has "AI" in the name like the dumbfucks who bought TSLA or the dumberfucks who bought NKLA.

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literally why

It boosts revenue numbers. Revenue numbers you can shop around to banks for loans, to investors for an IPO.

Your $20 meal can easily turn into $100 in market cap nowadays.

Buying Nak at open was actually a good idea tho??? Just know when to sell. I think it’s going to run , along with Airbnb too. If you got in either good for you.

Fuck you, I love my ((Sodastream)).

I only put up Christmas lights so i can seem more appealing to whores i try to bang (with a 60% success rate, of the successes, about 50% are not hot)

When you have a woman who sees your very nicely decorated christmas tree and she's over for the first time she thinks "damn he's either a faggot or he's good at making things look good and takes care of his house". and then the onus is on your to prove to her youre NOT gay. so you start getting really rock hard and oh many do you make it apparent youre horny. and you get drunk on the date and you sit there after a few drinks and take your rock hard cock out and show the beads of precum dripping from your dick and push your foresking over the precum and tug it back to smear the precum all over your cock's glistening head and you will show the girl youre not gay. and you will fuck most likely.

I agree but stocks are weird now. I said I'm not going to risk it but it could still go up more based off nothing but hype and a cool logo.

I'm joking and you are right. It's why if you have a family with like 6 kids you can be an ecnomic power house.

I make a point to buy McChickens with my quartet MCD divvy as well

In the business, we call that reinvesting dividends.

yup you're ngmi

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Explain what you mean setting up positions? What’s there to setup?

what happens to gme on monday

Delisted

The price will change.

By definition you're holding someone else's bags

It's quite literally 3xed from the original insider-only price, you'd have to be negative zero IQ to buy this shit.

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gme is old news you were supposed to sell it before earnings

>Now you're actually being paid every time you eat there. Think about it.

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>Buying Nak at open was actually a good idea tho??? Just know when to sell.
wow amazing hindsight and foresight there

you must be a millionaire with your wisdom

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How much are you talkin' about here?

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You can buy mine when it hits $300 in two months. LOL

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