/smg/ - Stock Market General

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOUBTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
You could have gotten in at $2.50!!
We spammed the threads advising you to buy the dip at $2.50!!
You laughed in our faces and called us retards
$2.50 —> $3.50 pre-market in three days
You could have gotten a 40% return!!
Imagine if you had bought calls!!

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>having a gf
That gf better be of the anime variety.

All my stocks green asf

>CRSR
>PLTR
>GHIV

Whats even better it is not even too late to jump in

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Why is SQQQ not pumping? WTf.

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Is it time to get out of CLF? Seems like it's slowing down. Don't wanna get caught holding these leaps if it suddenly drops. I'm in 50 percent profit though.

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>get drunk
>look up ichika nanago on youtube (ex-idol now porn star)
>find Soft on Demand's youtube channel
>it's all interviews with qt nip pornstars
>they all dress and act classier than your average american woman despite literally getting nutted on for a living

I just want off his ride.

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>RYCEY
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY GO AND THROW IT BACK TO YOU BY NOW YOU SHOULD OF SOME HOW REALIZED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO I DONT BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW

That 5 year chart tells me to never buy calls for this

Lets go!!!!
>clf
>mp
>coty
>x
>uec
>fang

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GMEEEEEEEEE

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Everyday anons complain about being in the red, or not finding tickets before they moon

BUY SHRMF

We are in the shroom boom, and while most tickets have been going on over two weeks of 20% gains per day, SHRMF is on its third day after crabbing for months.

Buy SHRMF

BFT

>didnt buy at $11
>didnt buy at $12
>didnt buy at $13
>didnt buy at $14
YOU ARE HERE
>didnt buy at $16
>didnt buy at $17
>...didnt buy at $100

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I WAS TOLD THERE WERE TO BE DIPS

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Where and when is this happening?

Kek. Lost almost 30% on this. Thank god I only own a single share.

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The Jews are probably a decade away from turning Japs into nigger worshipping degenerates just like Americans. Remember these moments anons, take mental pictures.

Sold at open fuck that we should have sold before earnings.

You literally bought a dead business model and your surprised it dies? Lmfao

HOLY FUCK A STIMULUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I did the needful, sir

WTF

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>nigger worshipping degenerates just like Americans
Hey I may be pretty degenerate, but I still hate niggers.

My dads stocks go down or up .8 percent and I have 3 rocketing over 10 percent today.. so am I stupid gambler or can I just read trends better

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I sold most of my position before earnings and let the rest ride through it (wasn't a great idea), and I kind of bought the dip a bit early, we'll see

CLF bros, do we hold?

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CLF usually starts the day with a drop, wait until EOD.

Yeah. I remember this Nip pop star giving an interview and saying she's afraid of thunder because she's a girl. Meanwhile, white """""""""""women"""""""""""" will invite you over and have empty pizza boxes on the table and have a septum piercing

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HYLN about to break out, buy now

>BABA

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We're not getting a stimulus before Trump leaves office. His legacy will be the slowest growth since the great depression and 20 million more Americans on food stamps.

sell all, get out. JFC its over!

Every fucking time...
Start off 9:30 with like $1000-2000 bucks
Widdles down to $400 within 10 minutes
What the fuck its so fucking annoying

Do you not get how it works?

Don't worry, FANG bros, this looks like just a simple RSI correction

everyone ready for the february biden boom?

kek

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Just bought some CLF

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Once sq^3 hits 15.5 I’m rich

My ass is ready Joey

I already sold, yeah I'm kind of flipping a coin. I'll be buying it again soon enough though.

V-VELODYNEBROS!!

did i fuck up bros?

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>FOMO into NUMI at C$1.90 at open
>it's already at C$2.14
lmao, gmi

Good man.

The boom downward yes.

I TOLD YOU FAGS TO BUY

TRUFF

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

GET IN TRUFF NOW BEFORE ITS $1

Buy MT ?

>give people money
>stock market goes down
lol since when?

GME really is a shit coin

TRUFF AND HEXO are good long term buys.

well, who can argue with all caps?

Wish I had more liquid capital to dump in this right now ;_;

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UUUU is gonna go UUUUp to $5 EOW. Mark my fucking words.

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time to sell

IRON HANDS

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All my stocks green

Fucking BABA down again

FUCKING NIGGERS

AHHAAHAHHAHA AT ALL THE REDDIT FAGGOTS THAT BOUGH SPCE LAST FRIDAY.

CLF SOLDIERS! ATTENTION!

WE HAVE ALL BOUGHT CALLS WITH OUR COMMANDER, CLF CHAD AND THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND, CLF PLEB. BUT FOR WHAT? TO SIT AND WAIT FOR THE PRICE TO GO UP BY ITSELF? NAY, I SAY, NAY.

SOLDIERS, WE MUST *BUY* CLF STOCK TO DRIVE THE PRICES HIGHER FOR OUR CALLS!

Where the fuck where you last week

This is what I've been telling you and some retard called me obsessed. Stop obsessing over GME, buy things that actually go up.

>baba

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What are some stocks everyone thinks are based, but are actually cringe?

Japan will go from based to pozzed overnight once its current generation die, the coming power shift will be filled entirely by globohomo

You're the guy who didn't know what a 0DTE was, aren't you?
Just hodl bro, SQQQ is mooning

Looks like we’re crabbing. Think we’ll make it over 14 today?

Also these dips are artificial. They are trying to trigger stop losses

Hold strong boys

PLTR

What happened bros? I was up 5% pre market and now I'm down 10%

Maybe. Im hoping for 14.50 close. Fucking bogs wants all my calls they wrote back

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>Wish I had more liquid capital to dump in this right now ;_;
Me this morning on UUU, CLF, and ARK calls

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Where is the Bussy guy? Check it out....

cnbc.com/2020/12/14/amazons-self-driving-company-zoox-unveils-autonomous-robotaxi.html

Did this one use velodyne? I haven't got through the entire article yet.

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First of all you're a namefag for literally no reason fuck you
Second CLF dips at the start of the day literally every single time

>my all in on MOON already paying off

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ROBLOX DELAYING IPO TIL NEXT YEAR

All they did was delay the launch right? Seems like a good dip buying oppo

Today. Over $30. Its happening.

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>give people money
They aren't giving anyone shit bub.

Don’t buy sqqq when nasdaq is good

fugg i was excited for that one

UUUU BACK AT 3.50
WE CAUGHT THE MULTIGENERATIONAL URANIUM BOTTOM BOYS WOOOOOO

You became one with the dip

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MOON more like CRAB

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>still no volume
Is this shitty jew theater ever going to end? We’ve gone weeks without a good catalyst.

based Chieposter with based opinions

OPTI up 40% at open, 20% now. Is it finally pumping?

>t.

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>up 5k at the bell
im not sure what to feel here bros thats more money than ive made in a day in my life since friday lmao

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>ABNB

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Chad I'm worried for you can you PLEASE sell before the crash? You made half a million, my man.

Iron is at like 7 year highs and climbing, and the chinks are buying a shit tonne at all times.
It's reaching at least $50. Just hold, CLF is not a stock you hold for a week.

No.

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should have bought the real amazon dipe

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NIO is raping my portafolio right now

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you wish, resistanc at 30 is insane

Up up and away

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I've just been longing reits and they are basically on the up so I need something in case they crash over the weekend. I don't like playing with options and SQQQ is so low right now. It's kind of a bad idea but I bought in so low it didn't matter this morning.

Hey ABN/Bros/
What's up?

Buy SQQQ. Anprim revolution starts today

never sell amazon

Holding PLTR and PTON is super comfy right now. Going long on the destruction of the middle class is working well for me.

>BABA

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Feelsgood man.

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WITNESS HIS DEDICATION! IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO WOULD QUESTION HIM FURTHER? BUY CLF

Is GME done for bro's?

Every damn day my calls go all the way up and then come down to $10-$20 profit. Amazing....

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niggerman hairy balls

It's just common sense. They'll give money to corporations but not you.

17b revenue
5b mkt cap

This is a no brainer long

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Sirs have you done the needful? Buy FUSE sirs. Only $10.50. Very cheap SPAC.

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SCHWAB DOWN NOOOO

>every refresh I lose more and more
I don’t understand bros...

+12% this morning, feels good man.