You do own a safe, right, user?

Common burglars are not that smart user. Smart people don't engage in that kind of dumbass petty crime, the risk isn't worth it.

My friend sold drugs and kept all his money in a safe. Someone sawed the floor out underneath and stole it kek

no, but i will
multiple of them, many dummy safes that don't even open

They would just carry the safe out and figure out how to deal with it later
>inb4 id put a gps in my safe

Just put the safe somewhere only you know. I have a bookshelf with 50 books i bought from a yard sale for $20. 10 of those books are pic related each with valuables in it. My wife doesn't even know about it.

Joggers don't read and won't take my books.

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Pretty sure he meant you put it in a box and then bury it, not just put fucking paper money in the dirt.

LPL is awesome, but the only half way decent safe he ever picked was done by a robot. The rest of the safes he has picked are complete shit. Quality safes are not easily picked.

>t. has never dug anything in his entire life

Do you know that rain exists? And it seeps into all boxes no matter how tight? The US government has a department just for retards who don't know this "Mutilated Currency Claim Department". They reimburse you as long as you have 51% of the water-damaged bill.

Don't fucking bury your money.

Yup but I hollowed out my wall and replaced the drywall so the safe only has minor decoy goods in it. I would never actually put serious anything in a safe.

That's valid too.

Fair, but it just takes one person who does. What you're saying holds true for stuff like bike locks, and if it can survive an attack from bolt cutters or a grinder it's usually good enough, but with a safe, if someone breaks into your house while they know you're away, they have pretty much unlimited time to google your safe and find out that it can be by-passed easily (most can) without even cracking the combo.

At least destructive methods like drilling or grinding are time consuming (if it's thick enough hardened steel) and incredibly loud

Okay this is brilliant. Maybe even a book about financial investing or colleges you can go to would be even better.

>There exist no cheap waterproof materials
I'm starting to think someone buried your brain

You’re giving crackhead way too much credit. They can’t even google the psychological side effects of the drug or healthy ways to get into rehab. Household thieves are not geniuses.

The problem is they would pick the safe up and crack it later. Which is why the fireproof safe bidding in the wall is the best schizo method.

This. Hide a ledger with 1 BTC, cash and silver bars in a large and bulky safe in plain sight then hide your real ledger someplace else.

That is just incorrect. He even made a video about the number of locks he can't pick. He also made one that he can't pick; you take a kwickset and add waffers. The lock binds itself if the picker didn't properly guess the exact height of the pins on the first try. Plus safes don't even use keys.

>"b, b-, it said it was waterproof"
I'm sure that's what 90% of the people said when they called the government to tell them they're money got fucked.

Plain sight concealment >>>>> Burying your shit in the ground like a fucking squirrel

The only way I'm losing my money is if my house burns down.

>Joggers don't read and won't take my books.
After Burn Loot Murder rioted in Minneapolis I remember seeing a tweet from some bookstore announcing they were unharmed. I'm sure the employment center wasn't touched either.

That can be arranged

dangerously based

>"that can be arranged"

w- what.

>he didn't construct his house entirely out of safes welded together
Ngmi

I don't need one when I have the equivalent of a bank caveau thick security door with two different
and coordinated lock doors anti bump keys with a "dovetail" and a magnetic key.

>a safehouse