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/WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I JUST TOUCHED MY ANUS AND THERE'S LITERAL BUTT OIL COMING OUT MY ASS SMELLLY OIL WTF/ - edition

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>Educational Sites
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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First for loading up on GME

Believe in LG

youtube.com/watch?v=R7XG4BW7WVg&t=4m20s

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First for all in ARKK

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BUY URANIUM

STOP FUCKING SELLING

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What should I buy now

HCAC didn’t dump as hard as I thought . Same with BFT. I wanted to buy more wtf

Buy XIACF.
Been rallying as of late. Underpriced as all fuck. Head over to and take one look at their smartphone general. They've been avid shillers of Xiaomi phones for years now. They make some of the best budget friendly phones and are only getting more popular.

ahahhahahaah some retard bought GME at the top.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Go all in cyber security companies right the fuck now lads it's fucking happening!

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OPTI $1.00 EOY
m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/OPTEC-INTERNATIONAL-INC-41692371/news/Optec-International-Signs-Deal-with-Walmart-And-Target-to-Sell-UV-C-Led-Disinfectants-and-Sanitize-32005343/

The electoral college is in a room spaced out with masks on. They're going to catch covid because of Biden. They should just cancel the electoral college this year until we get enough people inoculated and reach a heard immunity.

>twitter.com/Guruleaks1/status/1338504213421301763
>lol warrior trading btfo

what did he do? any proof?

Long term boomer investment plan

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cathie just keeps adding lgvw into arkg....+30k
what did she mean by this

First for shroomie boomie

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His videos some times pop up on my youtube feed. So those days where he made 70k+ in a day were all lies? kek
Weren't his courses like 1k or something too? Imagine paying for this.

who is more powefull, Klaus or Bog?

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First for RYCEY not finishing red for once in my fucking life.

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Gimme gibs, which tickers

fucking spce getting fucked today, should have waited longer to buy holy shit

Quad witching friday guys

SHORT SWI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IT'S LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING ZERO

Pumping and dumping on his shitty followers who even pay money for this privilege.

wut, how

hehe

DBX
DBX
DBX
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its your own fucking fault you dumb cunt. Everyone said to wait for the test flight. Enjoy your bags

sold most of my GME, only buying back in AFTER it proves itself in Q4 when shorts actually start covering
Party City went up +30% right after its Q3 then proceeded to go up +100% as the few short sellers still in PRTY finally covered

why try to time it with April calls?
why am i still holding April calls, fuck me

Meme stocks that could turn out brilliant:
Polish GPW AIRWAY Medix (Awm)
Due to sign distribution contracts for their innovative CUFFIX device for ventilated patients (respirators n shiet) in the USA. They already have FDA approval. Supposedly their device makes being on a respirator safer and takes less effort from medical staff.
Technical analysis shows large accumulation, macd should swing back up over the average any day now

Thank me later brus

hellofresh stock finally comming back down

Just spent $4k on december 2021 calls on CUNNY.
Hope I don't get assraped next year.

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Link?

i will, i'm planning on longing spce

>China is enemy, this is war!

He's a little confused but he's got spirit.

uh oh stinky

Holy fuck he's gonna get rekt lmao

I dunno, maybe cause it's fucking December you spaz

50% of my portfolio is in Slaughterhouses does that make me pure evil?

So we’re down about 90 cents from Thursday’s high. But I just realized CLF was trading at low 6’s in October. The stock has more than doubled in two months. Considering there hasn’t been any bad news, I think a continued dump is pretty unlikely.

Cute and snacking

I’ll just hold my 100 shares and sell calls to degenerates if it ever pumps

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I just want to say thanks to you retards for helping me make $16,000 over the past 4 months

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He's a badass lol

>buy a good covid stock with good financials
>it fucking keeps crabbing down
fuck you GSI.VN

How is this still so cheap and how does it still take beatings like this? Something feels really off about it. I got into this and got burned when it dipped from like $0.07 to $0.04. How the fuck does this pennystock get good news and not have any real movement? Sure it's up today, bu a deal with target and walmart surely should raise the price more than this...right?

kek

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SOLAR WINDS IS GOING TO FUCKING ZERO
>pictured: CEO

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My butt oil post made OP!
Im so happy
But i still have butt oil. I think I'll go shower

How we feeling on UUUU? Hold or sell?

Huge sell signal

I sold at 3.35, might buy EOD

Lmaoooo love to see it

Will investigate on that tip, thanks bro.

I actually have never wanted to quit trading as much as I have while reading this

Looooooong

Unironically taking tips from this guy

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any advice on what to do for exercise, than? right now i just focus on walking for at least a half hour continuously a day. im also big into zazen so im already on the breathing exercise train. wondering what else is good.

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Bru, it's a penny stock buy thousands of shares and never look at it again. You should open your portfolio and say "OPTI? wtf, when and why did I buy a penny stock, oh well..."

>did some research
>looking at years that didn't have a pandemic

what did she say after the fact?

pure Brazilian stock and accent kek

What if you're deaf?

why do women think theyre people?

Sell whenever women start talking about it. That shit is BAD news.

Wow I was considering buying GME but if these are the type of retards going into it, no thanks.

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I strongly suspect the ceo dumps

excuse me, added about 67k over last week. just keeping track of their daily holdings manually.
>ark-funds.com/wp-content/fundsiteliterature/holdings/ARK_GENOMIC_REVOLUTION_MULTISECTOR_ETF_ARKG_HOLDINGS.pdf

>female
Just sold 100%

calisthenics literally changed my life bruh

Sell. It's actually a godawful company in a horrible industry paying out the ass to hold huge uranium reserves in a bear market. Its garbage. If you didn't arbitrage that nuclear reserve deal before it hit mainstream you're fucked.

#

Me

>>>get rural land in florida sumter county : $20,000
>>> get cheap doublewide : $40000

Only bill is electric and internet. Im on disability so i have a steady income and i just trade half of it.

Grats on making it cheaply. as possible. Paid cash for it all btw

So for 60k and a fake disability i made it.

Now i spend all my time smoking weed..trading stocks..fishing..riding atvs and banging white trash single moms.

Its comfy ngl. Literally retired at 26..no im not rich but it could always happen with the right stock

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Week will be red, cum dripping from my anus.

Wow that's some real technical analysis. Do you think she posts here?

Bros I'm fucking serious buy cyber security companies with no ties to China right the fuck now and short SWI it's going to fucking ZERO!!!!

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don't throw away your product, you're sitting on a goldmine
user's Natural Anal Lube
ANAL
wimmin and figs will buy anything

Massive sell walls. 0.0475 and 0.0519 are incredibly hard to break for more than a few minutes.

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Seriously the only research she should be doing is in the kitchen.

same energy as the cardio is bad for you schizo

i own 20k shares of OPTI at 0.04 and honestly im considering buying another 10k now.

Long walks and hikes are okay, running is trash.
Just lift weights mate.

Oh no no no Apple bros, we got too cocky.

businessinsider.com/workers-riot-over-pay-factory-making-apple-iphones-in-india-2020-12

>An iPhone factory in India has erupted in violence over a dispute about workers' pay

>Workers at an iPhone factory in India rioted on Saturday after accusing management of witholding wages, according to videos posted online and local news reports.

>Videos showed crowds of people smashing factory windows, burning flipped-over cars, and spraying fire extinguishers.

>Employees demanded the payment pending for a few months and met the HR team on Saturday, Karthik Reddy, a district official, told Indian Express late Saturday.

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Give me tips on how to fake getting disabled

Its trading at around 1.6 PLN right now and the companies affiliated to the ceo are loading it up.
I can see it going over 10 PLN among the current covid panic in the USA if the contracts are signed and the relevant information is released soon
I don't think the big Fish from the us have caught onto this one yet definitely not looking at the daily volume

>64% annual return
Good luck with that.

>CLF

soooo....TLS?

Wait until news about this new strain hits the lamestream mainstream media. Oh wait it won't, now that Biden is in charge we're not even going to hear about the bioweapon that China unleashed on the world. It should have never happened.

Where are my UUUU chads at?

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I hope you realize how dangerous this is user. If you lose your gibs for whatever reason, you'll have to explain having decades of no work history.

Did you guys really not sell when it pumped to $19? I bag held my jan calls down to -70% and sold for 200% that day. God speed for whoever still holds.

i was thinking of moving to south florida i kinda want to do something like this but more suburban then rural

need about 300k tho.... at least

Your shorts will expire worthless. Better luck next time. I hear GME is on sale. Maybe spend the 500 available cash balance in your account on that?

anything i could look at?

Is there anyone posting here who doesn't have atleast 1 position in a psychedelic stonk?

If so, please leave, I don't want to share this board with losers.

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holy shit lol

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Opportunity costs. I instead got thousands of SHRMF and have actually profited while OPTI has been crabbing hard despite all the "deals" they're singing. Part of me thinks they're straight up lying and are just so under the radar that nobody is calling them out on their bullshit yet. CEO will be on his way to Taiwan and joining a child traffic ring before the alphabet boys can knock his door down.

Nice thank you, I was looking at Edgar but this is great

Hello sirs I am of hearings you like spacs did you do the needful today and purchase HZON?

Yes. I've been selling my AMD (been in since $20) to buy TLS.

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Its India. They will just send in the big stick cops.

fucking savages

what's your disability user?

apple is making it's own ev though, might be a long time but imagine when that pops off

If i have to wagecuck ill wagecuck ..but for now my plan is to keep the gains coming in and not think about thst

fuse on velodyne rocket just got lit, cya bros

>chuds mad that women are making money

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Yes my queen, I will follow your wisdom.

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It's looking it already had its hype pump a few months back, and then it has been slowly dropping back to normal.

spoonfeed a euro noob, what do I buy and where?

I'm officially a shroomfag now.

i hope the dea goes full rogue and fucks all of you hippies up

I'd start getting out of Chinese companies if you can.

Dubs of fate and my tag has GME, the gods are saying something

CRSR wtf?
It's gonna crash sub 30 tomorrow isn't it?

Oh christ SELL, SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Kind of milked a car accident where my back and brain got a little fucked up but it got better and im good now. My ex girlfriend drove a car with 4 of us in it off an overpass. We all were extremely lucky to believe..we fell almost 30 feet

I have officially joined the gang today

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Reporting.

Someone fill me in on the conference call from today.

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I mean nice digits but you're wrong. Its mooning off of pure speculation.

what free weights should i buy, how much should i lift?

Lol fuck me that's bearish

Top players
NUMI
MMED
SHRMF

Rising stars
RVV
TRIP
ENBI
CYBN

For zero growth (aka for boomers)
CMPS

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Is it too late to get into MRNA?

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buying RIO, UBER, UL, HSBC today. will sell more SNAP if it makes new highs.

>ex
I had to read that twice to make sure. Holy fuck what a retard

I took the shroomfag pill and now I am wealthier

They're so much more comfy that N*SDUMP stocks. The latter get bogged nonstop, probably because the majority of shares are owned by big institutions and go up and down with the market. Smol psychedelic stocks just go up, no institutions, no dumping with the rest of the market. I'm just selling my regular stocks to buy more of those.

STONK’EM BOPPERS
STONK’EM BOPPERS
MORE FUN THAN BEING A WAGIE

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Didn't they all go parabolic already?

I'm done with RH. First they don't have Shroom stocks. Now they're saying I'm up $1700 when I'm down $1000 actually.
Should I go Webull or Fidelity?

kek same
Was she hammered?

If you can get a cheap gym member ship do it, if not try to buy a barbell and a few weights, focus on compounds and just bicep bro splits. Google starting strength 5x5. And then one day you’ll be drinking 32 scoops of protein and having 8 hour arm workouts

Nice

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They said they're in major debt, sell immediately

Start off with something kind of light and work your way up. You don't want to hurt yourself. You can also do stuff like push ups and pull ups without much equipment.

The August pump was related to FDA approval of the device, then the next one was a covid wave in Poland in late october. No official information regarding distribution contracts in the us yet
Another covid wave is scheduled for January in Poland also

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I swear, BCRX is the comfiest hold I've ever made. I just wish I went in with a much larger position.

You're making a living as a parasite at the expensive of the taxpayer. You're lying in order to cheat people who work and pay taxes. It's pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe, maybe ask Zig Forums where you can find it.

>dea

You realize most of these companies are canadian and are working with health canada?

DERP

Was pretty bad not gonna lie. But it made me realize how precious life was and you are not meant to spend 40 hours a week working man. Thats slavery

Will you please stop having conversations with yourself about your shitty /fit theory

it's only the beginning

Why would you buy now when it's mooned???

I have been waiting for SPPI to make a certain movement for 2 week straight. Today I put my phone alarm at 8:00 EST and it DID NOT RING!
I wake up at 11:30. The movement happened at 9:30 and it’s already more than 5% up.

How do you cope when you’re wake up alarm’s maker deserve to be stabbed in the hearth?

Same bro

Not just* do NOT do a basic brosplit unless you want SPY growth level strength and muscle gainz

really tempted to buy back in but that could risk turning a winner into a loser

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They have been going parabolic for over a week.

The smaller players and also SHRMF are only on a few days of booming.

How does it work when stocks are on multiple markets? So fx I have MT bought on the Dutch stock exchange, and that market is closed now but MT is also traded in America and is moving up right now.
Will the prices "sync" when the Dutch market opens?

buy MMEDF before NASDAQ bros

Why the tranny?

How the fuck does that happen?

Say the guy trading stocks and stealing money from someone else.

You make a living from theft. You push paper and no value to the economy.

Go fuck yourself faggot

Its paper. Its made up stuff so we can get something to eat. They print it 24:7 for themselves and you think your gonna guilt trip me?

sold all of my mindmed stocks on thursday
lmao

Hopefully it rally’s more at power hour and doesn’t dump again because that would be very gay.