Choose wisely:

Unconditional love is a meme, 3 BTC in addition to the BTC i already have.

Unconditional love, for sure. I can make thousands of BTC if I had the right moral support to help me blossom.

Who in their right mind would choose not even 60 grand over unconditional love and emotional fulfillment for the rest of your life. That’s essentially valuing yourself at 60k. That’s like 1/9th of the average Swiss person.

Cope

fpbp

Unconditional love every time.
Too bad I don't deserve it, just gimme the BTC.

Only a mother to her child and dogs to their owners are capable of unconditional love.

This. Plus I can tell just by looking at her she isnt a based tradwife

what's the cope, I don't understand. Plus I already have 7 btc, the 3 btc won't make much of an impact

>unconditional love
Doesn’t exist.

3btc easy gib me pls vey!!

>Doesn’t exist.
In this hypothetical it does though, so it's an easy choice. Unconditional love is rarer than BTC, so I'd take the former

i thought we were being realistic here, how about this then :
> a fucking unicorn
> or 300 btc

Check this low selfesteem cuck out Lol. Sup buddy. tiny cock? you acutally concerned about that ? . jesus you fucking looser.

3BTC

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t. roastie

I'd have to think about whether I could monetize a unicorn in a sufficient amount of time, whether through service or sale.

It looks like the most expensive animals ever have fetched 8 digits, but the value quickly drops down to low 7 or even simply 5 digits

This is a tough question.

I'd lean towards 300 BTC, just because I understand it more and could get started today.

Absolute brainlets.
Take the uncoditional love.
Make her slave away at an OnlyFans account and make 5000 BTC/year with the help of my proper financial management and knowledge of what turns men on.

Do you bois even know how to make money?

Is it weird that I’m not attracted to normie blondes at all? Like yeah I guess I’d bang her, but I really don’t get lustful for anything other than pale brunettes

unicorn
1) go on tv sell to highest bidder
2) tour around sell tickets for horrendous prices
3) once thats dried up sell meat to chinks for horrendous markup and sell horn as penis enlargement supplement for horrendous markup
4) write book
5) sell movie rights
sit back watching lefties loose their shit because you slaughtered a precious unicorn and made a fortune

3 BTC
Unconditional love doesnt exist.

t. somebody that took the first roastie that gave him pussy as a gf.

>comparing it to real life animals
This is a one of a kind, never to be replicated, mythical fucking creature, fuck knows if there won't exist a billionaire in this planet that would pay over 6mil usd (>300btc) to anally penetrate it
My point is, when you introduce the absurd, the question loses nearly any sort of value, because neither of us are right or wrong
If "Unconditional love" means any kind of humanly possible love a woman can give (a.k.a, if you tell her to kill herself for you, she just won't), then of course I'd rather have 3 BTC, and in fact, this "unconditional love" is less rarer than people think, love isnt some chemical bullshit, it's just that "likeability" get amplified with how much time you spend with someone