You have 30 seconds in an elevator with me

we need to talk about your obsession with Lyn

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> big gay orgy, men only. Trust me as soon as you buy chainlink you immediately become super gay and crave cocks of all shapes and sizes
can someone explain to me why so many people on this board claim that they put 75% of their salary into LINK every month if these are the only "arguments" for it

I will not. I need more before dumping It on you.

If you have to ask you shouldn't buy it.

So do I hate you in the roleplay?

What's my motivation?

Sirgay Nakamoto

Chainlink:
1) Pleasure position in which two adult males enjoy simultaneous penetration 2) By placing ones legs over their head, you insert top guys shaft in bottom guys anus, thus inserting bottom guys shaft into top guys anus 3) it is the 69 of buttholes

I just bought into link at 12.80, can i still /makeit/

>start the stopwatch
>”You had three years.”
>leave the elevator at the first stop because I don’t want to share it with a filthy nolinker

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You should do it you’ll lose money

Kek, is that image real?

>
Have ye heard of a thing called Chainlink?

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Hey PUSSY,
Get on your fucking knees or I'll kill you
*lifts shirt revealing Adonis belt, appendix carry glock brand glock, and sweat glistening abs*
That's right, I'm gonna make you a girl for the next 30 seconds *unzips dick*
Open wide for me, it's OK if you gag. They all do.
You reluctantly comply, face contorting a little as you draw closer.
"Holy shit dude it smells like you haven't showered in two weeks!" You proclaim with widened eyes as your mouth begins to salivate.
"Three" I say, correcting you with a sly grin and a firm hand on the back of your head.
*moans* your throatpussy feels so good
I can't help but notice you begin to blush, making me blush as a sudden uncontrollable eruption issues forth
*AAAAAAHHHRRNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
I AM SHOUTING, THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING CUM AND I'M SHOOTING IT STRAIGHT DOWN YOUR LITTLE THROAT!
*ur belly swells from the profane volume*
You comment on my pendulous sack of grapefruit feeling lighter now.
"thank you", you say. A slightly earthy funk with mushroom, chlorine, and ammonia notes now lingers behind your breath.
I kiss your forehead and help you back up.
In the final ten seconds of our little elevator ride I stare deeply in your eyes.
As the elevator slows indicating our journey draws to a close I whisper in you ear. "Chainlink", punctuating it with a little wink and a smack on your behind as you cross the elevator threshold.

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Bitcoin = gold
ethereum = computer
chainlink = keyboard

invest in chainlink and you get bullied by nico
bam, there you go

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buy chainlink or sergey will stab you in the throat

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Fuck you nigger, don't buy Link.
Normens need not apply.

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Why? I don't care if you make a penny or a billion.

pee pee poo poo
buy link sirs

*pulls gun out
Just give me all your money little faggot.

I would but I'd struggle to not shill you API3 in the meantime.

Its the most neo nazi coin there is

I have a knife in my pocket. Open up Coinbase on your phone and move everything to Chainlink or I will stab you.

It’s permission to use the network, the decentralized oracle network known as Chainlink (not gay sex)