ITT: The first thing you're gonna buy when you make it

ITT: The first thing you're gonna buy when you make it.

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Why would I pay $50k for a pound of lion meat when I could pay a nigger $5 to kill one and give the whole thing to me?

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A house in Italy where I can live for 3 years, pinning myself to the gills with tren and drawing furry smut until I meet residency reqs and get my EU passport.

Cyanide and a rope.

We are full in Europe, stay in your shithole nigger.

whenever yfdash lists and my presale tokens will go x20 I will buy a new car dude

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> 50k for a pound of meat
> An actual trip to Africa to kill and eat a lion costs less
You aren't gonna make it

polish citizenship and a first class ticket to Warsaw.

Too bad, I have birthright fasttrack. :^)

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But lions are a protected species in Africa. The meat come from farm lions in America.

Do you nigger really think that we accept you half Italian subhuman?
You will suffer a lot.

Yeah from how greasy and bad-smelling everyone is lol.

I'm not even half Italian. I was just born there. :D

I'll buy a nice bottle of whiskey to celebrate. Then I'll go back to eating two minute noodles and act like nothing has changed.

Miata MX5

you can buy a gallon of gorilla shit for 30 dollars, ill just buy it daily for the people who bullied me in highschool

>farm lions
wut?

Like in Joe Tiger.

winrar

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Nigga i could drive over to the Bronx Zoo and harpoon a lion for free

In minecraft, obviously

"Make it" is when I can hire a bunch of nip manga artists to just make stuff for me at a whim

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Trip to Thailand to try some human meat.

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I bought 0.01 YFI @ $10k but I don't know what is it. wtf is yfdash and why are niggers like you shilling it here?

big comfy bed

>he thinks old world countries have birthright citizenship

Was the anime girl photo necessary?

No :^)