Holy shit.
Holy shit
Luke Howard
Adam Ortiz
LFG
Aiden Bennett
true if big
Jaxon Martinez
Very impressive of them to execute the shadow call order and buy it out right from under Bezos
Lincoln Gray
Based long john
Aaron Rivera
>doesn't sell crab legs
Short it.
Cameron Butler
>that's the secret, Captain Long John. You find a company that treats their employees like dogshit and buy 51% of their shares. You tell them to pay you 100x what it's actually worth, or you'll allow Unions and extra vacation days.
>it's called business, something only the true king of games could understand. Checkmate, bezos.
Luis Green
yo seriously, all jokes aside, who tf eats at long john silvers???
How is this place still in business?
Kayden Clark
long john silvers CEO here. It's real and straight.
Caleb Ramirez
>it's real
holy shit AMZN bros we got too cocky
Brayden Rogers
All-in Taco Bell. The fast food wars have begun.
Noah Wright
long johns is based. Its the equivalent of what taco bell is to mexican food. with that being said I havent eaten there in years
Ethan Evans
There's only two joints to get seafood, can't be all captain D's.
Robert Jones
thank you for making this board great again
Thomas Carter
Jace Foster
wtf is this real
Jordan Bailey
Get the fuck out
Hudson Ward
HOLY SHIT
Asher Perez
people pay for actual crumbs
Zachary Perry
Taking out a long position on tartar sauce futures tomorrow desu senpai
Benjamin Morales
My long johns just did a 1000x
Blake Richardson
Ifunny fag
Jackson Price
I just googled it. Long johns is closing faggits
Camden Walker
Op is a fag got it from ifunny
Austin Lewis
My mother in law always buys it when she visits. We live on the coast.
Mason Young
ill go there tomorrow fuck you
Bentley Fisher
Ooooolooongjohson
Dominic Cruz
>digits
>actually organic and original funny jokes
>completely ignored
Fuck this stupid site.
Samuel Sanchez
did you want an upvote?
Justin Howard
>saying this about your own post
ohnononononono
Parker Butler
Sending you Zig Forums gold as we speak sir
Aaron Bell
There's a real conspiracy that LJS is just a money laundering scheme now, like a lot of mattress stores
Benjamin Foster
i honestly don't care if you're reddit or not but just shut the fuck up. You're like that kid in middle school that spouts a stupid joke and then repeats himself when no one laughs because he thinks no one heard him.