Fuck tech normal well adjusted people don't do this shit

I hate software, and I hate the industry. I hate tech. All of it, enterprise tech, consumer tech, games, defense, healthcare, software development sucks. The people are bland and everyone is a fucking nerd dweeb. I just want to be a normie Chad and work with normies Stacies at like a marketing firm or a law firm or something. Just a normal corpo Office job and a balanced life. So many hot girls are "account executives" or "account managers" and seem to be successful and do just fine. Saying you work in anything remotely close to software development gets cringes from everyone. Fuck this, let the pajeets and changs take over, the money isn't that good anyways.

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Sounds like you suck ass at software fren. I make fat dollars and actually work on cool shit.

nice rant user. are you mad because trump lost for good today?

>The people are bland and everyone is a fucking nerd dweeb.
Kinda sounds like you're projecting your own insecurities bud. If I were you I'd try to get into the tech startups scene.

>nice rant user. are you mad because trump lost for good today?
Shillbot.ai has encountered a problem with logic matrix

>I just want to be a normie Chad
Then become one.

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100% agree. it is not fucking normal to spend your entire day thinking about singletons and factory methods and the architecture of new Javascript frameworks.

I get that its good money but its not worth it when you have to devote all your mental energy to something completely autistic and inhuman.

just my 2 cents, im sure the resident code monkeys will rage and call me dumb but whatever

cool so you want to push numbers around, fantasize about a nonexistent job where you do nothing all day and fuck women, and are envious of people that actually create value in society

except the chaddest of chads are in tech sales making millions. it is the equivalent of investment banking in 80s/90s now
if you're missing out on this it is nobody's fault but yours

What should you be thinking about then?

,>tech startup scene

Fuck startups. Overgrown manchildren wearing hoodies over the age of 30, covering their bald spots with man buns, looking to "disrupt" some shitty industry with "muh machine learning". Design a product that looks and feels the exact same because everyone is operating under the exact same empathy design paradigm, no solid business model, shitty perks, garbage work life balance, and insufferable reddit fags. Filled with basedboys with asian girl fetishes gtfo

Lots of potential things. History, macroeconomics, politics, culture, communication, leadership, psychology, game theory,. and on and on. These things actually have some relationship to the human condition and human desire. They are things that are actually interesting to talk and know about and give you some insight into human behavior.

Literally no one cares about the clever php hacks you spent months thinking about and implementing on the back end, they are just gonna be pissed off when your code doesn't work, and never appreciate or recognize your effort or knowledge.

>and are envious of people that actually create value in society

In case you haven't noticed the people who actually create value in society get treated like dogshit. Always. All the blue-collar workers and engineers who make your life possible, all the builders, looked upon like insects. Hell people just look at surgeons as walking wallets.

People only care about you if you're charismatic and good looking. That's why a nigger with a rap album gets more adoration by the public than a white or Asian man who writes software to literally save lives

Fuck society. Fuck spending hours writing code so w*men can be bisexual and polyamorous and ruin political discourse on social platforms engineered bg the men they shit on

Fuck it all

Yeah.
It's not natural for humans to sit 8 hours pero day writing code.

Bank tech is normal. But couple fags and negros for diversity sake. "Let Deonte take a look at it before you commit that..." "Deonte, how is the UX/UI?" "Is finna alright"

>He would trade being smart for being a normie and is burning up about it

Invest that energy into becoming who you want to be.

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Sometimes making a good ranting shitpost and arguing in its defense is a step towards becoming the person you want to be

Being a 90 IQ black is better than being a 120 IQ white in clown world. I want off this ride NOW. REEEEEEEEEE

The counter to this is through tech though. Maybe if all the dudes who thought like you would man up and build their own empires/platforms to rival the recent "culture" that we see from sois and whores, you'd actually gain some traction. But no, while those sois are building twitter with my little pony shirts on, guys like you will work irrelevant jobs fade into mediocrity and then complain like a good boomer when you retire about the sois and how they ruined society. At least the r*ddit fags have the determination and drive to make the world in their image. Your type just likes to complain without any practical solutions. Yes, yes go now and run and hide fren. kys and fuck off.

Partying and doing drugs with venture capital money sounds pretty based to me. You sound fun to be around though I'm sure you'll have no problem becoming some kind of sales chad

120 is midwit so not sure why you thought a 120 IQ would be better than a 90 IQ nigger who is likely way more artistic and creative than the 120 midwit drone.

weird, i'm learning how to code now and i feel like i am finally optimistic about my future after i wasted many years doing accounting

Except no one cares about you when you cant even get a job with any of those things. Stay poor.

>Partying and doing drugs with venture capital money sounds pretty based to me

Bitch I've worked in startups. None of that shit happens, turn off your TV. Here's your average startup:

>spoiled "founder" who stole the idea from someone else and had the right connections
>Two asian dudes who are the brainpower of the entire org. Will get poached by a big company and the entire org will tank.
>Some retard white sorority girl to do sales and reception work. Will usually #metoo at least one person in the office
>Pretentious asian girls as "UX designers" aka diversity hire positions for women
>Man children with carpel tunnel from league of legends who make up 80% of the workforce
>Neck yourself when you fail to transition from startup to successful mid/large company because you want to stay hip and funky because you never grew up

Fuck you

The scrum master who bosses you around and gets paid more than you doesn't need to spend their life engaged in autistic semantic puzzles. Same with the guy selling your product. Same with the girl who interviewed you.

something that happens when you're coding all day is it becomes something you think about even off hours. You'll have strange dreams where you try to approach real world situations like you would with code, you suddenly get solutions to random bugs. It's just something that takes over a good amount of your day's worth of mental energy and, you have to make an active effort to stop thinking about work. At least if it was in something healthcare related or something similar, I'd feel like I'm contributing to something useful, but the main thing I'm working on is optimizing code and building features to drive up engagement on a shitty app. The money is good though, and it's been funding this physical product that I'm working on.

Idk bro i was just chilling with startup people a few weeks ago and thats exactly what we were doing. You're working with the wrong people

Go back to accounting

How to get normie job anons?

Haha peepeepoopoo haha wouldn't it haha be cool hahaha bro if haha you haha built your own twitter haha to own the libs pee poo poo haha bro

i refuse to believe that any dev job can be worse than accounting. with coding, you are at least building something. accounting is repeating the same exact processes every month. it is truly soul crushing for anyone who wants to build.

> retard thought I was speaking about building a twitter for the right....

You will never make it user. Keep dreaming about reentering the matrix though! You may get there one day as a regretful boomer.

Yep 100% This. I have worked in network engineering / cybersec for almost 6 years now and I want to pivot out to do something else. There was a brief time where I ended up getting restructured to the finance department (long story), once i was on finance i realized that none of this tech shit matters. No one outside of tech gives a shit. The real money is on the business side. IT/Software devs are just plumbers.