Comfy Uranium Edition

>Comfy Uranium Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>QE Explained
youtu.be/j2AvU2cfXRk

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 6 out now! - youtube.com/watch?v=2NBuKox4gv8

>Links for (You)
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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You dumb NIGGER

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Does anyone want to post an image of a duck sobbing on his bed while driving alcohol and listing to indie bands from the 2010's and writing about how he got fucked today, biz?

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Mind med and numinus wellness. Buy now, hold for 4 years and sell just before the next liquidity/currency/debt crisis.

VALE OR CLF CALLS

Time for rebound off the trend line, get in or get left behind

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I got meme'd today, Zig Forums.
And not in a good way
*meow*

Premarket opened

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Can someone post the completely legal books so I can start learning this shit? Also which one to start with.

dude etfs scare the shit out of me. like qqq didnt make dime in 2018-2019 but 2019-2020 it went up 40%

i really dont want my money locked away for years but i need free money AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How set is my big brother portfolio anons?

PLTR, RTX, OKE, TSM

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You absolute fucking retard OP

what would you do with 100k?

But what if both of those stocks tank hard. I want to ride the pump but I'm scared I'll get dumped on.

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Just google top 10 investing books

ETFs don't "lock your money away" retard you can buy and sell them like any other publicly traded share

Invest in numinus wellness and wait it to rise 10x and then cash out

why the fuck dont parents buy their kids stocks? literally what the fuck

even just fucking etfs. imagine if your parents got you like 1000 in an etf the day you were born and gave it to you in college or just threw like 100 in an etf for you every year. how are people so god damn stupid wtf i could have graduated with enough money for a car or some shit wtf

this should be fucking illegal. parents should be fucking jailed for not doing this

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Nothing c:

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Going to quit my job without finding a replacement. AMA

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The short answer is that boomers got cheap education and real estate then PRINTED their debt fueled manias to get effective returns that were better than the markets. Or at the very least, good enough that you didn't HAVE to go into the markets.
Unions and careers were also such that your retirement account was actually worth a damn.
All that printing has raised the effective cost of education and real estate. The concept of a career at one company also evaporated.
Now the markets are all that are left. And that is just a recipe for some ultimate pain.

Many do. Too bad those suckers blow it all on (((college))).

2 pt question
>What does your portfolio look like?
>are you a larper?

Except rich kids/trust fund kids literally do get this, they blow it all in college tho.

It is a possibility. Then again psilocybin market does not exist yet. I think it's gonna take more than four years for it to crash to its normal levels. If you wanna play it safe then buy now and sell after 1 year

cool picture what's the series about?

Who here MT?
Comfy 4% already.

Buy $LAND user, god ain't making more of it.

There are 401k-style funds that do this to accumulate money for your children until they are going to uni

Coverdell ESAs and 529 state plans (better for most people) are the big ones.

Shit thread, couldn't find it with that distraction Boomer in the OP. We look like PMG now.

Hard lockdown eating up my gains

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So you're saying it's entirely possible NUMI and MMED will continue to do crazy upward pumps until they hit the mainstream market and we find out what the actual profit margin is? So it's 'safe' for the moment even though I was a retard and didn't buy on friday like I wanted?

Boku no pink girl stabs your dick

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hiding the thread and confusing newfags is based

china is tho

Just wait till you see how a Biden presidency's lockdowns tanks the US market, you polder fishmonger. The boomers have sold me out.

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Redpill me on uranium why has it pumped so much this year

Because we going to war user.

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Bull Rush