It's just an excuse for your company to deny you privacy and space at work in the name of "aesthetics". Holy fuck, I would rather be stuck in a cubicle all day than have to share my desk with 2-5 other people who can all see and hear what I'm doing. Why can't we just have normal offices spaces and actually take the effort to build more space instead of just cramming everyone in together like sardines?
Next thing you know, they're going to come up with "minimalist restaurants" where we all share the same table or "minimalist housing" where the walls between apartments are removed.
this doesn't exist rn because of the coof you smooth brain fuck
Aiden Stewart
No shit sherlock, but once it ends it's right back to this shit
Wyatt Reed
We have an "open-desk environment", anyone is allowed to sit anywhere in theory. This means that you are not allowed to leave ANYTHING on "your" desk when you leave.
In practice no one ever changes seating place, now we just have to follow the rule of not leaving anything behind. real fucking stupid. means I cant leave documents, office supplies nothing.
We should start threads that are focused on making a concerted effort to work from home. It sounds like heaven to me.
Joseph Nelson
Software jobs are save from this. All sales/account managers/hr/other assorted drones at my company use laptops with a docking station to work with computer screens on a desk. They have no personal desk. Devs, DBAs, network guys and technical support all need beefier pcs which can't be moved as easily, and thus have personal desks. Shit is cash.
Aaron Peterson
How is this worst than wagie cagies. Literally clumped like rats
Holy shit purple top lady is going to have a fucked up arm working like that. This site clearly does not take H&S seriously.
Tyler Cruz
If your company is smart they will continue to let you work from home. At least part time. There is a lot of money to be saved by cutting down on office space cost and many companies are realising this now. Slow, boomer led companies will refuse and put up a fight though.
Here is to hoping they do. I work at a start up/scale up and they have embraced wfh completely. Half the staff have barely set a foot in the office since they were hired this year
Jeremiah Campbell
I work in the finance department of a large IT firm, they are ((never)) going back to the regular arrangement as we've managed to saved tons on staff working from home.
unfortunately no funny hotel trips, but i will take it.
t. business controller
Mason Reyes
whats that guy on the ladder doing?
Anthony Roberts
>Forgot to add that I do work from home now ;) Until this fake pandemic is over or permanently?
Hunter Russell
Fuck working tech
Joshua Robinson
It's amazing how the 90's corporate dystopian vision actually looks kinda comfy when compared to today's crap in op's pic
Ryder Wilson
>white man complaining again
Alexander Sanchez
I had the same chair were I worked at before Covid, does anyone know the name of the company that makes them? they are super comfy.
Chase Martinez
>we demand sit stand desks for ergonomics! >spend $1MM on them >everyone still sits all day This happened at my office.
Michael Anderson
Collectivist bugmen, females, and diveristy hires don't mind. Wonder why that is?
Protip: it's okay to be white, so go and be white
William Reed
Permanently for sure. We've cut the expenses by approx 80% for staffs.
These are costs for - transportation, (flight, taxi hotel) - food - cleaning staff - check in staff
not even accounted for electricity bill that we might save on. 95% of the building is empty, I would imagine not needing that 95% of the building in the near future.
Nice, I hope more companies realize it is beneficial to do this. Everyone is complaining about having to stay home. Sounds really nice to me.
Luke Ross
I hate it because i have urinary incontinence so it's not uncommon for me to piss myself a bit. In a cubicle i can dry off/change trousers but now open offices mean i can't apply for a job.
Nathan Murphy
> Everyone is complaining about having to stay home.
I would attribute that to the wagie cagie mindset for sure. They need a cage to stay disciplined and groomed.
In the future they will have that as a requirement for sure.
If you're currently looking for a job get a good camera and a nice microphone, because the recruitment staff and HR are def going to look for remote workers in the future.
Ian Martinez
>once it ends Lololol
Levi Harris
I have the same thing but with my bowels. I got fired because some Stacey saw shit leaking out of my pant leg. This literally happened because I couldn’t wipe myself off due to the bugman open office meme
Adam Collins
>once it ends I’d pay money to be this bluepilled
Benjamin Gutierrez
Well i want to go in to work, for me it's freedom and opportunity, the opportunity to meet people, do new things, see new places. But since weeing myself is a risk of going out anywhere for more than 10 minutes i'm severely restricted. If i had an office room with my own toilet it would work perfectly but i'm not trained or skilled so it's unlikely to happen.
Logan Garcia
>once it ends should we tell him?
Luke Rodriguez
yeah, cubicles are way better imo. also....pretty sure minimalist restaurants are already a thing. I've eaten at a few. "Family style seating" I believe is the kike term they gave it. minimalist housing = pod living and it's a real thing too
Jordan Bell
Honestly can't tell if you're larping or not and for what reason.
How long have you had urinary inconcitence. What is your position in the company?
Brody Ramirez
I just want my own office but ill probably kill myself before I move up the office foodchain.
Parker Foster
>minimalist restaurants are already a thing It's called uni cafeteria, kek.
Owen Price
I'm unemployed as a result. Had it for about 3 years, don't know what caused it but one day i was waiting for a bus and needed the toilet. Thought i could hold it for a while and wait but it came on hyper fast, within 2 minutes i just pissed myself in front of everyone. Super embarrassed. Since then i can rarely hold it and go at minimum every half hour. At home i don't bother putting on trousers anymore and just piss onto the floor. Just not compatible with office work,
Connor Jones
Any other recommendations? What skills will be best for the first wave of remote work? I'm learning to program.
Henry Collins
Why not give every wagie a work bed and lots of pillows? It's a lot more comfy and the cost would probably be similar to buying all of those desks.
Jayden Butler
no, I'm talking about actual restaurants, not cafeterias. hipster restaurants with overpriced drink menus setting up long tables that seat 10-20 people where they sit you next to people you've never met before.
