>be me
>tell friend about Crypto
>he goes All in
>now he is richer than me
Fucking hate the guy
What is the most retarded thing you have ever done?
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beat a gay jewish doctor in a psychiatric hospital, couldn't go to prison because i was underage but lost four months of my life on that move
i sold 10,000 link at $2, now i have 1000 link
I started browsing Zig Forums 14 years ago.
Why did you do that user?
I'm hesitating between not holding btc at 100 or not holding link at 40 cents instead of selling after a couple of days.
I unironically gave away 9k to a uniswap YouTube scam a few months back. If I didn’t have 6 figures (though low 6 figures) I probably would have kms already
Does he have the ability to keep his fortune or is he going to spend it all in a few years?
If he made it purely on luck and with your help he will give it back after some time.
In my case it would be not listening to my instinct and letting my narcissistic family destroy my ego and my life since my birth.
Second to that would be losing 10k on COSS and getting scammed by CryptoBro, but I don't regret this mistake anymore and am happy it made me who I am.
Jealousy is ugly. Be happy for him.
Let's say I'm 18 and I threw out tens of thousands of dollars that I made from Uniswap starting with 800 because I got pissed, I don't need any of the money, but only have 2k left, do I kill myself or start over?
>Does he have the ability to keep his fortune or is he going to spend it all in a few years?
He likes to buy fancy shit and stuff and brag about it. So he is somewhat retarded. But not retarded enough to spend it all, that's for sure. All he did was buy and hold the stuff I told him to.
I mean I am happy for him, but still hurts my ego to see the with so much more than myself. I should never have told him to buy at all and just let him wagslave away like all the other retards out there.
>see the with
*see the guy
>18
you'll be fine, start over.
A couple days ago I made a thread on /vrpg/ to ask for help with The Last Remnant, since it's a notoriously difficult JRPG. However I forgot the name and thought it was The Last Odyssey. Not only did I go out of my way to find an image of TLO to post the thread, I watched youtube videos about it and downloaded guides from the internet before realizing that I wanted help with TLR, not TLO.
/vrpg/ spent the next 24 hours bullying before the thread archived. Definitely the most retarded thing I've done in my life.
Other retarded things:
>chose major based on brochure
>took out student loans
>didn't network or intern while in college
>didn't buy bitcoin in 2009 when I saw it on /g/
You are right, it is a terrible trait.
But just seeing myslef work hard, going through the bear market, learning the game, getting fucked by chink scams and all that.
And then he comes in, doesn't make any beginner mistakes and puts all his money in. I mean he earned it, because he took the risk.
But still annoys me after all, that it was so easy for him.
That sounds worth. Juvenile shit doesn't matter anyway
Do you have the link to the thread user?
Start over user you have your whole life ahead of you
>What is the most retarded thing you have ever done?
I put my dick in a vacuum cleaner
buying COOM coin. I literally lost 100% of what I put into it
link the thread
No, I'm trying to repress the memories as it is.
You are young enough to start over again user, don't worry. However I would say look for other ways on how you can make money as well.
I am no Guru, but I think the parabolic gains after this bullrun might slow down a bit.
>doesn't make any beginner mistakes
>puts all his money in
>doesn't make any beginner mistakes
Bruh
>anger over envy
never gonna make it
he didn't ask the most based thing you've ever done
it's not all lost yet, Mona Finance is launching this week, they just dropped info about presale and whitelisting mona.finance
>Jacked off on sleeping sister
>Later, sex with sister
Too much dumb shit to list. Yeah it was hot, but it was stupid as hell. Im trying to change my cooming ways.
It sucks but most of us would feel exactly the same, it's human nature
would have been worth it if he died but he just had a few stitches and a broken nose, i lose my teen years, wasn't able to go back to school because the administration lost/forgot me and i became a jewish catle for them to try their drugs under the pretext of healing me
>Jacked off on sleeping sister
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>Later, sex with sister
Was it consensual?
>be me
>tell all my friends about crypto in early 2016
>they think I'm a pajeet scammer
>they don't invest
>golden bull run of 2017
>they invest at the top
>crypto tanks in 2018
>"wow user what a scam"
Yeah.
wait what
Are you still friends?
dated the biggest whore on the planet, but I doxxed her all over the internet and everyone knows who she is so it's good, her reputation is ruined forever and im no longer angry or upset ;∆]
that fucking pepe is cracking me up
im stealing it
Did she suck your dick?
Why was it dumb in hindsight?
Yes. Passed away now.
>the biggest whore on the planet
The competition is fierce, what are some of her notable achievements?