My mom says I'm only allowed to buy 1 - 5 year government treasuries.
I'm 18 and want to invest in crypto and options contracts.
She says markets are a scam and you "may lose your shirt" and says even if i was guarenteed money it's not "honest money" and i should stay away.
I told her in a world of Jewish usury and fractional reserve banking, people like her will have their wealth slowly siphoned off by Jews, oligarchs, and even those who are willing to invest and use leverage.
She said what i said was "inappropriate" and told me to stop thinking about investing.
Convert to Judaism and tell your mother she's anti-semitic if she doesn't let you "exploit your natural and inborn talents for currency and financial exploitation".
Jaxson Wood
your 18 she can't control you, time to go all in on shitcoins and rub it in your mom's face when you're a millionaire.
Jace Diaz
Don't buy options, you see all those degen wsbtards getting rich but remember that 80% of all options expire worthless (meaning you lose 100% of your investment), and most people are too ashamed to show their losses.
If you want to buy crypto put at least 90% of your money in BTC and ETH. Do not fuck around with shitcoins, you will get rekt sooner or later.
Michael Campbell
I live in her house so she said "if you want go live on your own, we won't pay for your college or your expenses"
I'd go broke in a second because i literally work at McDonalds.
I was thinking of buying stocks and then selling covered calls on them as a source of permanent income. I have a friend who buys really safe stocks like JPM, Proctor & Gamble, Coca-cola, and then he sells OTM calls on a weekly basis. He generates massive returns doing that.
Granted he has a much bigger portfolio then me and got a 50K loan from his dad, so his 20% returns are a lot more than mine.
But the way i see it is if im 18 and start earning 20% on 4K RIGHT NOW plus put future income towards it then im in really really good financial shape.
Levi Gutierrez
Is she going to check your portfolio or something dude? I don’t get it.
Xavier Peterson
You’re an adult. Do it anyway and don’t tell her, you little faggot.
your mother is a conservative bitch and will rot in hell
Daniel Bailey
I'm an only child and neither of my parents work. They are very involved in my life and talk to me everyday. It would be very hard to perpetually cover this up. I already told her I have no incentive to save money if I can't invest it at at least market-return so she's going to be suspicious if I pretend to throw it all in a T-bond fund.
I live at her house and they feed me.
Why do you have to say that :(
Levi Hernandez
fuck off user
Levi Jackson
Dude, stop being a pussy and just get on coinbase pro and buy some crypto. Stay away from options, crypto is a much safer bet.
Let this be your first lesson as an adult: how to keep your fucking mouth shut. Just don't talk about what you're doing with your money, ever.
Also, you need to get independent asap. Move out, get a trades job. Fuck college, it's a debt scam. Take control of your life. Now never post here again, your threads are shit and you're a pussy.
Leo Thomas
>fuck college, it's a debt scam
How am I suppose to get a job on wallstreet without college?
Kevin Reyes
I’ll give you some help
You can even rock her to sleep while reading ‘The richest man in Babylon’ to her and have her realize that 10%+ of your wealth must be invested at around 5-10% return minimum annually of you WILL BE A SLAVE in the system till you die
Now what to do. Actually show her some ideas that make sense. No crypto or options, things she could understand
With Biden most likely running the show, who do you think he is going to invite in...that’s right, Immigrants!
Well we’re are those chuds supposed to live?
Houses, that’s right!
$MDC $NVR $DHI
Homebuilders, construction material, commodities (lumber, concrete, copper, steel, oil) will all be on fire
$LOMA $TX $FCX $COP $ESI $METC $NVEE $XLE
One thing we are going to see is massive expansion of infrastructure as well. Trump was supposed to implement it, but Biden will take the credit
So once again massive infrastructure with building materials and machinery
$TITN
Defensive stocks are also cheap, and guess who likes starting wars...that’s right the Clintons, Biden’s, and McCain’s. Also they are pressured by the pea brain socialists thinking we should help everyone, so expect even more infantry to be deployed
$LHX $LMT $RTX
Online schooling moving forward
$STRA $UTI
Some smaller cap banks still with high quant metrics compared to peers
$STL $OZK $KRE
Some reit and specialty reit
Pot infrastructure landlord
$IIPR
Other reits
$ADC $COLD $EPRT
Here’s a start remember with low rates and high inflation, assets go up
Logan Lee
Buy TLT 20+ year treasury bonds. Comfy 2% interest risk free and shit will spike when SHTF bc fed always buys treasuries first.
Ethan Price
Going to assume this is a shitty larp but:
If you have a cell phone you can do all of this shit without them knowing anything. Download cuckbase IOS app and start trading dumbass
Yeah and have mommy and daddy breathe down your neck when you have to report your positions to the fucking kikes at the IRS.
Liam Price
I tried explaining that to her but I did it too autistically.
I basically said every time a loan is made, money is created out of nothing. Due to the Cantillion effect, the first spender of that money... the borrower gets it ahead of the market. He benefits at the expense of everyone who spends after him and so forth.
If you're not constanly investing, you're having YOUR value sucked out by this credit creation scheme.
Benjamin Long
The best investment you can make right now is in yourself. Get a degree or learn a useful trade. Once you have a stable job that isn't shit tier you can invest in whatever you want to.
Thomas Williams
You’d lose all your money any way retard just go to college and don’t invest if you’re too soft to leave home
Blake Lee
There's no such thing as honest money. Show her what the federal reserve did to the money supply this year and ask her if she thinks the country's economic output kept pace.
Levi Young
Bro, the FED is already on superjuice mode, there's not much more they can do.
T-bonds are at their peak, and they will probably be there for a looooong time. FED even said interest is going to be kept at 0% until at least 2024.
This as well, I don't know how to pay taxes and if i need help im screwed.
>you'll lose all your money anyway
No retard, if you own an asset, as the Jews devalue your money, the value of the asset increases proportionately. This includes stocks because as more money is Jewed into the system by borrowers and lenders, there's more money for the banking system to play with and invest in stocks, if they didn't then the money supply growth out outpace the overall growth in stock value and stocks would become cheaper and cheaper until everyone could buy them up.
Stocks rise with the money supply.
Dylan Hernandez
god you sound pathetic. Won't get a proper job to take control of your life, aren't willing to accept the consequences that come with independence. I'm 18 and push boxes while studying and have the income to research and invest while paying bills. You're better off suckling on mommy's teat forever, the real world sounds like too much for you
Wyatt Cooper
How am i suppose to afford tuition pushing boxes?
I'm going to an ivy League school, tuition is super expensive.
Grayson Campbell
Start small then. Buy even something as simple as $O
Print this list with graphic and list of tenants. Boomers know real estate, show her the top tenants. (They eventually will divest out of Gyms and Theaters)
It's an easy stock because you get paid monthly, say hey mom here is the rent check (dividend) they paid me for the month
Hopefully she has a mortgage or paid off house so she can understand real estate, if not mention her younger years when she was shilling out money to the landlord.
Say your a small time landlord
If she doesn't get it, bop her in the head and tell her again...
To recap, buy one share for the month, show her your rent check, show her the list of tenants and say you get a fraction of the rent
Maybe stick to REITS, and then go outward.
Another easy way to do it is, buy a share into a company you but especially uses very frequently. Then every time you walk into the store or she purchases online, mention hey mom thanks for the money
Then drop the oh yea, I'm a shareholder so you just paid me a few. Hopefully she frequents the same store, or marketplace so you can drop the "hey mom thanks for the money" line at least once a week or every other
Tell her to fuck off. You are fucking 18 jesus christ.
Angel Williams
you're 18 LOL
Aiden Harris
you dont and you shouldnt
Leo Stewart
I thought I did nicely explain to her how this is just being on the otherside of the rent payer since that's something she understands.
Moment I phrased it as a stock she just said "its a big ponzi scheme its going to crash no no no im not interested".
Caleb Hill
Lol sounds like the whole familys iq amounts to 85
Dominic Ross
I'm a supergenius. I understand how the FED works, options contracts, going to an Ivy League school, and redpilled myself on the Jewish question and holocaust even before being exposed to it online. Sheer pattern recognition alone.
