I got a massage from a male today. It moved

I got a massage from a male today. It moved.

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your haircomb on the blockchain moved?

I don't understand fren

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He's talking about being a raging faggot

>guy touched user
>Anons sissy faggot dick got a stiffy

Any questions?

>you will never be a woman

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I'd feel gay as fuck being touched by a guy while naked. I only go to female message therapists. However, male chiropractors are able to use more force and adjust the spine better so I prefer male for Chiro.

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>it moved
What? How else can you get a massage without them moving?

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>It moved.
my dick can move even when I pet a cat or a dog. Especially right now since with the covid I haven't touched any living thing for months.

OP is either so touch deprived that a bout of prolonged touching has brought some excitement or he is queer.

Hello George. How was it with Raymond?

Go back

most likely the first desu
a 70 year old fat woman accidentally grinded past my dick in Tesco the other day and my dick inflated almost instantly
was so embarrassed

I don't get massages because I am afraid of getting a dude. I don't want some guy rubbing me.
Is it kosher to ask before your massage for a female? Or is that too autistic?

my coworker scratched my back today and my peepe moved

Fuck her bro

im gay

>hey we've got an autistic looking guy here who insists on a female masseuse, unclear if he thinks this is a rub and tug. anyone want to take this one?

Nope. Look up reviews on google then ask for a specific female therapist that was mentioned. Say you heard they are good so you want to book with them.

Basically my worry, but I just get sore from workouts sometimes and think it'll be relaxing. The idea of a dude oiling me up and touching me is horrible though.
I considered going to an actual rub n tug to avoid the awkwardness but figured their massages probably suck

his hand moved

I think I can pull that off, ty user

>The idea of a dude oiling me up and touching me is horrible though
Sounds like you're a closet fag tbqh

No problem. Zig Forums is a good forum for advice on how to navigate the world as an autist

Is it gay to not want a man to rub oil on your naked body?

no but your insecurities prove youre a fag

I don't think so user. I just imagine his thick muscular hands rubbing up and down my body, releasing tension in my shoulders while his big throbbing cock penetrates my tight asshole and it gives me a strange tingly feeling.

>He fell for the homophobe meme

This is no doubt Base go the mars now! My lucky shot was here and am ready to get even more

>I only like men touching me when they’re forceful
Yikes

>t. Fatty

ok i guess i will