>no company xmas party this year (thank god)
>CFO gives us $25 gift card to make up for this
>gift card is to a corporate gift shop: www.chooseyourgift.com
>login to gift shop with gift card ID + PIN
>most gifts are dollar store chink shit
>dollar store jewelry, chinese screwdriver sets, chinese kitchen utensils
>weird shit like propeller guards to a DJI brand drone (but not the drone itself)
>weird shit like a 1/4" npt quick disconnect coupler (like for an air compressor, what in the fuck)
>log out in disgust/disbelief
>try to log back in, to show my gf how badly they jewed us
>gift card ID + PIN were one time use
>can't even log into it again
>website didn't even save my session through cookies
>MERRY CHRISTMAS, GOYIM!
No company xmas party this year (thank god)
Joseph Bell
Matthew Cruz
audible kek
Daniel Collins
kek the goy slave treatment
Christian Green
What do you expect it's fucking 25 dollars
Should have gotten kitchen utensils
Camden Wright
hope you liked you gift wagie. don't forget to thank mr shekelstein when you see him!
Tyler Price
oh fuck the login code works again
Oliver Adams
Jayden Richardson
What a bunch of trash
Joseph Clark
which one of the amazing gifts are you going to choose, wagie?
Eli Davis
Adam Bell
Food scale or can opener.
Joshua Gray
get some knifes I guess. What a bunch of hot garbage though topkek
Logan Thomas
i'm thinking the BOSTITCH UNIVERSAL 1/4" SERIES COUPLER and a PAIR OF FREEZER GOBLETS.
Christopher Williams
Stainless steel bowl are cool, knives are probably shit, pealer and board might be good
There are some good choices here but the bowls are a standout
Angel Miller
5 pc knife set
Hilarious thread
Jonathan Jones
Trash.
Get the knives and hope they aren't shit quality (they probably are).
Brandon Anderson
maybe some WEBER (TM) BRAND MEAT RUBS?
Owen White
Nigga those utensils probably have lead and cadmium in them
Ryder Hall
fucking kek. we need more biz greentexts. i haven't read good ones in months
Jason Gonzalez
Get the knife sharpener, those knives will be unusable in a week anyway
Joshua Mitchell
disappointed they don't have a heavy metals test kit. but they do have a FIRE SENTRY SMOKE ALARM if i want to trust my life to likely counterfeit smoke detector from a corporate gift shop!
Xavier Thompson
Get the box cutter take it to work and make the CFO pay for his crimes
Jacob Allen
this thread holy kek
Matthew Cruz
Is this murrican? Are these good? If so get them rubs are always cool
Extra flavour
Nathaniel King
the funniest part of this is that we aren't a mom and pop business trying to cut costs through abject jewery. this is a $1-5 billion revenue publicly traded company.
>implying it's a male CFO
Oliver Sanders
The steel bowls look alright. You can store your lunch bugs in them.
Adam Wilson
you can't make this shit up
Juan Diaz
For me, it’s the Pair of Freezer Goblets.
Ian Martinez
maybe i'll get my gf some of the finest jewelry in all of corporate america's gift shops
Brandon Barnes
honestly user i would get a binocular or the stainless steel bowls
Bentley Sanders
Dazzle stick
Is this some vodoo shit
Luis Reyes
i told my gf i would have unironically preferred jelly of the month club
Zachary Bell
>implying it's a male cfo
Oh nonononononono hahahahahahhaa
Why the fuck are you working there?
Brody Young
1. buy smoke detector
2. install smoke tetector
3 Jewish lightning
4 sue sue sue
Connor Jenkins
Lol same except I actually had some pretty cool gifts for what they were. All under 100 bucks sure but good variety of stuff. I wound up getting a tv sound bar. My logic was I might as well get something I may use but not something I'm dying to buy. Massive improvement too over my shitty tv speakers.
I'm not even that mad now.
Jordan White
Kek my employer gave out 50$ amazon gift cards, I'll take it
Julian Cox
Steak knives or the food prep container could be useful. I would get the steak knives because you don't need those to be high quality.