Help a broke loser out get back on his feet

Umm, so i dont usually post on here, but at this point, fuck it.
>23 years old
>no friends, havent touched pussy in 2 years realistically
>broke as fuck, no college degree

I know this is selfish and stupid of me to ask but, basically, my whole life, i've been struggling with something. You could call it something like being handicapped, i guess. I have very strong social skills and am athletic but besides that, im a loser.

I need some money so that I can stop living off my parents money and I can have my own life that I created by myself. The best job I ever held was a truck dispatcher at $500 a week. I know its trash, because I haven't really had any time to focus on my financial career.

Please richbros, what do I gotta do to succeed. Am quitting video games. Am almost ready to get back in the money game. Please give me some advice. Please. Ive cried so many times this year from all the shit Iv been dealing with. Please give me something

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>havent touched pussy in 2 years realistically
boo hoo, cry me a river.

Buy pnk faggot

Don't post on here again until you have lurked for at least 2 months

I'm your age with a college degree I earned for FREE, and now I am working from home at my parents house (for FREE also)
Not rich either, just prudent

Read the bible and pray to God
If you are sincere and good-hearted, he will help you

>2000 a month
>a boo hooo
I'm from Latvia. We fucking struggle to make 1500-2000 Eur after taxes, you have to be an important specialist or have to be a fucking hardcore 10 hours slave with luck. And I'm still not a whiny bitch like you.
Get your shit together. Drop like 100 bucks every week into crypto. Lurk. Find perspective peojects. Buy dips. Hold. Maybe trade.

get a job retard, or go to school

Army intel or helicopter pilot. Or air force

post btc adress I will send you 1 btc

This. I made $60k a year mopping decks and doing paperwork in the Navy after 3 years. I got out to pursue schooling but I’m really just retarded for not staying. If you’re not a deformed retard or can lie you’ll get in easy.

kill your time preference and stop putting a discount on the future

its a simple concept but if you can fundamentally do this it will change your life

If you're serious look into working in the fracking industry. Might be banned soon but if not it's the modern day gold rush.

Get a job, spend less than you earn, invest what you can. Not rocket science. Be a truck driver - they pay you while they train you and you eventually make 50-80. Lease the truck don’t buy it though. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Joining the .mil is also a good idea, something cosy like coast guard or air force.

pls tell
T. someone in exact same position as OP but not a crying fag

>2 years
Get on my level noob, 10 years here

thank you everyone. I appreciate your feed back. when the time comes il lurk here. Il look into getting a job or going back to school. I appreciate everything.

>tfw I got herpes so can’t lie and took ssris 5 years ago
So sad some whore had to ruin my shot at being on the ultimate gravy train

>absolutely no begging
>strictly forbidden

fuk u op. no ones givin you a handout. and as soon as they did you'd burn right through it and ask for more.

Learn to think for yourself and quit letting others think for you. Read how to own your own mind, and the q&a section of Outwitting the devil. 2.6m net worth still haven't made it but the books helped me in many aspects of life.

did u see me ask for a handout? advice and asking for money is different. as much as i wish some guy with money would give me money for the shitty ass life iv had thus far and feels sorry for me, its not me.

>Umm

stopped reaching right there, because I already know why you are a loser
it's because you are an indecisive pussy
choosing that specific sound to lead off a request with means you already want people to not form a strong opinion of you, and you only want those who will pity you to reply, despite these being the ones with the worst advice

never use "ummm" in text or real life again, and you will already be in the correct mindset to grasp a better future

I got a degree in Biochemistry intending to go to med school, but life got in the way
After a year of substitute teaching/NEETdom, I leveraged a church friend to help me get an interview with a tech supply company.
Started as a grunt in supply chain making 45k, and now am in project management with benefits/401k
I didn't know ANYTHING about my field before I started, but I'm confident so I pass the autism shit tests that HR uses.

did you know that life isn't fair? and everyone is struggling? did you know that if you could trade problems with others, you'd be glad to keep your own?

grow up and stop posting blogs on a finance forum

>i need some money so that I can stop living off my parents

>please richbros

can you recommend some good books for me please? i have a lot of free time, and i havent had any motivation to read since i dont know where to start. hit me with something. i have lots of energy and motivation, but i lack a foundation or a starting point. whatever helped u i guess.

Kekd, but true, im working my ass off for 600eur paycheck, drive 30 yr old audi, crypto 2k, debt 1.5k, op, stop being a faggit

chill out dude this is the forums not a business meeting... i know not to use it in real context

Read the sticky and kill yourself

>gmi

Go to a local bookstore and just browse what topics interest you
Asking for anons to give you reqs is hit or miss

fuck your mother bitch