There are only six types of frens on Zig Forums
1. Poorfags desperately trying to get rich quick
2. Scammers ripping off the poorfags
3. Boomers investing in rocks and stocks
4. Zoomers investing in shitcoins
5. Richfags that can't tell anyone IRL they're rich for fear of being murdered
6. Schizos that live in an alternate reality
Which one are you? Which type of Zig Forums fren smells the worst?
1 and 6
checked and seconded
1, 4 and 6
3 and 6
probably a mix between 2, and 6... I dont scam Zig Forums, but I make a lot of money selling shit people don't need to normies because Im good at sales/marketing. Its not different than any other retail company I guess, but once you learn base-level psychology and sales tactics, it totally feels like a scam. All the things I used to naively think were businesses "passing on the savings to me" are just marketing scams.
I could make a normie believe they absolutely need a bag full of my shit for $20, and then sell them the spoon to eat it with after
1 and 6 where I convinced myself $1000 link is a possibility
3, please kill me
I most relate to #5
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2,3 and 6 here
Same #5
so basically a Q tard?
Mostly 3 I guess.
Mainly #4, mona finance is a pick for this week
so millenials all count to the poorfags probably
All frens welcome here.
t.me/bizfrens
5 and 6. Becoming a wizard was a huge mistake, I really should have fucked a hooker when I had a chance. I cannot unlearn this forbidden arcane knowledge.
Wow so many schizos. Thanks for keeping this board crazy
Ya, millenials are either 1 or 5 depending on if they invested in Bitcorn or not.
3 and 4, I am the chad currency shorter that only holds his wealth in crypto and metals
Are all frens welcome fren?
All the above is #6 right?
Seconded, I don't want to die, but I don't know how to live
4 and 3
Yes fren
1+4+6 combo
#2 spotted
5 here but we're all frens in the end
this
4
5 and 6, not gonna lie.
I keep having fantasies about me ruling my country with an iron fist when I get wealthy enough.
5
Its scary. I would totaly loose all extended family, as they would only start seeing me as a cash cow.
I can relate to this. Not to mention that they wanted me to teach them how to make money like me, it's not like they can learn in 1 day what I've learned in years and years.
Now I just prefer to tell anyone that I'm either broke or I make a low amount like $50 a day.
6
Kek, fuck you faggot. Ruggers get the rope
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I find it really easy to handle when people ask me how to make money. I tell them to read a book I recommend and then talk to me when they finish it. To date not a single person has done this even though the book (The Wealthiest Man in Babylon) can be finished in one sitting. I feel absolutely no guilt about this.