Is it a good idea to buy BTC at current market price?

BTC is easily accessed by the feds, they seized alot of it from silk road back in the day of you remember.

>Oupsie daisy, lost all the money I stole in a boating accident Mr. Judge, guess I'll just do my time and conveniently move to another country afterwards :3
you think life is a fucking movie?

Stop posting dumb whores

>Oupsie daisy, lost all the money I stole in a boating accident Mr. Judge, guess I'll just do my time and conveniently move to another country afterwards :3
this but unironically (only with bitcoin)

irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/drug-dealer-loses-codes-for-53-6m-bitcoin-accounts-1.4180182

>Collins told gardaí he has had time to come to terms with the loss of the money and regarded it as punishment for his own stupidity.

poor weed dealer couldn't give up his 6,000 bitcoins to the authorities to confiscate because he stored the only copy of his keys with his fishing rods that his landlords discarded. fortunately he came to terms with his loss pretty quickly. true proof of character.

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The IRS will follow you anywhere you go on the planet, not that there are many places where you can go with a god damn bank heist or drug charge to your name, they'll just reject your entrance let alone citizenship or permanent residency.
Now if you do manage to find a place you'll have to live like a hobo withdrawing from ATM's or trading with shady locals, if you own anything to your name the IRS will ask for income declaration and charge you with fraud. Now you need good friends to own things for you or a really good money laundering scheme.
A third world citizen might get away with it, amerimutts are cucked beyond belief.

>The IRS will follow you anywhere you go on the planet, not that there are many places where you can go with a god damn bank heist or drug charge to your name, they'll just reject your entrance let alone citizenship or permanent residency

You are quite the naive little teenage dumbfuck aren't you? :)

he's irish, no irs. but there are so many ways to wash bitcoin. ross ulbricht got many millions to his "defense fund" address from people who want him free kek like he gets amounts evenely distributed every day

I hate women

most based post of the year

Just rob a bank, put the money in crypto and the police won't have the money evidence to arrest you then u move country and cash out. You might get shot and killed by the bank police however

No but you are definitely underage or retarded. Check out how many countries the IRS has made deals with, you can use your double digit IQ to at least google stuff I suppose.

Absolute state of this shithole board lmao. I'm starting to believe everyone here is a basement dweller that can't comprehend how the real world works.
Look at fucking D.B. Cooper over here.

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The problem is not wash trading crypto, you can make crypto disappear with Monero, using dinosaur coin is retarded in the first place. Your real problem is how you use the money after you cash out, you know in real life you have to declare all of your income right?
Shocker I know, turns out you have to prove how you got the money you bought your shit with, you can't just pull a pile of cash out of your asshole and tell the authorities you found it in a ditch.

you're an absolute fucking retard.
> ross ulbricht got many millions to his "defense fund" address from people who want him free kek like he gets amounts evenely distributed every day

you open some donation surface and let people donate to your cause, then have the IRS prove it wasn't actual people who believed in it

and that's just 1 in a billion

I hit my wife

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That's not gonna stand in civil court you mong. Nobody gives a fuck about Ross since he's in prison for life and won't be able to use that money. The IRS won't have to prove anything beyond reasonable doubt, they'll just have to convince the judge your story is a load of shit which won't be hard since the vast majority of your donations are either in private coins or obfuscated through tornado.cash or other shit like that.

my man

it will only go up from here
your choice

You'd have to put it in monero user

Literally saying buy it now but it'll get lower.

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Is there a way to rob a bank and store the money into a crypto account? How?