Buying crypto literally feels like entering a cheat code into real life. How is this even possible

This.

Also, a cheat code for you...
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Not doing another main post until 10x. Only sprinkling this info around a couple comments.

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Positive only rebaser. Proven team that's been around half the year and created some really cool NFTs. Team already has one of the few tokens officially affiliated w/ OpenSea for payments.

Less than 24 hours old (only 1 rebase so far, and hovering around pre-sale price rn). Fewer than 300 addresses. Not even on Gecko yet (coming soon). Zig Forums you never get in this early.

Don't say you weren't told when it goes 10-100x.

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Mooooooods

You're staking ETH without having a node

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Its not a cheat code, 95% of these shitcoins are scams and going to zero.

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go back to 2008

NGMI

post wallet

BTC and ETH bro. Idgaf about people that are so poor that they need a 100x to hit 800k

Based Desuposter

so true kek

it's a bull market

be smart and don't get too attached

I know. I've often found it bizarre that I know about this while the sims carry on as normal.

Here’s a cheat code:
nano

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tfw you correctly enter the money cheat code

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buy api3

it feels like gambling to me but I got in late.

i'm old enough to remember desu being a newfag thing
makes me feel old bros

just wait for the dump

you don't realize what a minority you are part of. If you knwo how to buy bitcoin and keep it in a hardware wallet you're might as well be an alien from mars compared to the average normie.

We benefit from being in the right place and time and supporting this mathematical gift delivered by cryptography nerds to humanity from the beginning.

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>He finally knows what it feels like to be ahead of the curve

>started browsing Zig Forums and trading crypto this august
>started with BTC, ETH and LINK, but then traded them for PNK, RSR and FTM thinking these would grow faster
>mfw they all went to shit at the start of september
>lost 4000€ out of the 6k I initially put in
>now I'm just gambling with shitcoins, slowly recouping my losses while everyone is celebrating the upcoming bullrun
even in a field full of opportunities for extremely easy money, I manage to lose

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That's how statera feels to me