Girlfriend wants to buy lottery tickets

Yotta savings account is like playing powerball and you don't lose the money. Probably sounds like I'm trying to sell something here, but I only have a few hundreds bucks with them. I add $25 per week which is worth one ticket.

No. 5 years ago BTC was $600 and climbing. $20 a week is about $1k a year and even if BTC remained stable at $600 throughout you'd only accumulate 8.33 BTC over 5 years. 8 figures ... you think 5 grand down equals 10+ million dollars?

>Bitcoin is too expensive
>It's too risky

>Lotto pays out 600 million :)

you can't win if you don't play

>Just keep playing games with negative EV
>you can dream about what you'll buy if you win :)

>>put in 20 bucks a week into "harmless" lottery ticket because muh funzies
>>if they put that 20 bucks into crypto for the past 5 years they would be in the 8 figure zone
>normies are el stupido
and these same people, even when aware of crypto will delay for some sort of perfect, obvious setup that never comes

I play when Mega Millions or Powerball is above 500 million. buy one ticket a week. Anyone claiming $2 isn't worth it are mongs.

after having more than 50gfs and a couple ex wives i opted out of the whole "random woman makes my life miserable" experience for the chad single life.

in more than 20 years of dating there has never been anything any woman has ever done that has added any kind of value to my life.
ask yourself how she makes your life better user, i dare you.

>50 GF AND A COUPLE WIVES
excelletn larp lol

The best thing to do is fine a homely girl with low self esteem who wants nothing more than to please you

>ask yourself how she makes your life better user, i dare you.
I... *ahem*
Well she uhhh-
haha

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She sounds cute user. Buy some goddamn lottery tickets

>ask yourself how she makes your life better user, i dare you.
makes me not lonely

meh i'd play once, fun thing to do with your gf if you lose you can denounce the lottery forever

your EV doesn’t change, more people playing is more chance of a split.

>gets lonely
Fucking loser kys

Your girlfriend has more testosterone than you faggot

t's rigged dumbass. Epsteins estate once won the lottery.

that's the ultimate red flag, leave asap if you don't want to be poor

There are boomers here too...

Tell her women are underrepresented in crypto. She will be one of the very few women in crypto who will make it.

>Dating any woman this stupid
Ngmi

holy fuck people who spend 10 minutes buying and playing lotto products at the convenience store while im behind them just getting a pack of fucking gum.

ALWAYS. BOOMERS.

fuck.

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That’s what I always hated about the super lotto. What’s the point if you gotta split it 20 different ways.
With that being said one time I was with my brother after dinner (had a few drinks) stopped at the gas station to fill up, bought a couple scratchers for 10$ or some shit. The first set won us 20$ so we went back in and just bought more with the scratcher money, ended up doing that like 4 more times. I don’t know what the odds are but we ended up only out our original 10$ That’s was 4 years ago haven’t played with them since.

This is a fucking lie you nigger. I'm with this girl for over a year now, I was her first kiss and first partner. She has a gorgeous supple 19 year old body. She is cooking dinner right now. All she ever wants is to cuddle me, kiss me, and please me. Insecure attachment style. She agrees with virtually everything I say and do. I have molded her brain. The only thing she is adamant about is fidelity. She is like a stray puppy. This year has been the worst year of my fucking life. I cannot remember ever being so depressed or having suicidal ideations so often. I miss being single. I miss pulling new whores and not knowing what happens. I miss being lonely. I miss adventures and feeling alive. I am dead inside now. Every time I try to leave this girl she says or does something that makes me reconsider. She has no family, no friends, no support system. I am the only meaning in her life. I would give up my entire crypto portfolio I've had since 2017 just to erase me from her memory, or take a time machine back and never meet her.

The only lottery ticket worth buying is the first 1, as you odds go from zero to almost impossible. People buying a bunch of tickets are brain dead. 1-2 times a year I buy 1 ticket when jackpot is $300 mil plus, mostly for entertainment value. $2 powerball ticket for a few minutes of entertainment and day dreaming.

Anyone buying weekly lottery tickets deserves to be poor.

>This year has been the worst year of my fucking life. I cannot remember ever being so depressed or having suicidal ideations so often.
Yeah you deserve it for treating that girl like an object disgusting pervert.

Nice larp.

They're $5 dude have some fun for 1-3 minutes of your life.

If one (1) lottery ticket every time you check out at the grocery store is going to break you, you were never going to make it.
Retards around here go all in with "it's gonna moooon" bullshit that has worse odds than the lottery.

I buy lottery tickets every paycheck. I buy crypto too.
What's wrong with this

Never understood the appeal of lotteries. They are so dull when compared to other forms of gambling (slot machines, roulette).

Been in that situation user

You will regret it when you leave her, I think. But at the same time , it could be necessary for your personal growth.

Dump her for her insolence