1. They turned 18 as a virgin 2. They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general 3. They have spent more than $50 on anime or anime related merchandise 4. They have ever given money on Onlyfans, gamer girl streams, or any other simp websites 5. They unironically want to move to or live in NYC/LA
2 is the absolute worst one and applies to a lot of people on this board. if you can't make yourself happy when you're financially secure you won't be able to when you're financially set for life.
William Green
I'm only number 1. But I lost my virginity later that year so whatever.
Although tbf I would be #2 if I had $500k networth lol.
Gabriel Cruz
Only number 1 here, but i'm a volcel, roasties are disgusting.
Lincoln Hill
how do i do it?
Asher Sullivan
have goals in life other than making number go up. if you live to make money you're dead inside and a waste of space.
Matthew Allen
ok
Charles Jackson
Mosted based bread of the night kek
Daniel James
7. Diagnosed with autism. Thinking of ending it all. Also 1 and 2 apply to me. 34 years old and counting.
It doesn't get better.
Brandon Diaz
6. They post reasons to kys on Zig Forums
Parker Davis
6. They spend time on social media 7. They like craft beer 8. They watch TV
Jace Perry
good ones, adding them for next time
Carter Martinez
Lmao cryptocucks should be demoralized, they're getting cucked. KYS
Thomas Diaz
Craft beer more like CRAP beer am I right fellow Pepe chads
Bentley Gomez
I only drink PBR, like all the other alpha chads on the website known as Zig Forums. I also only listen to vinyl, because modern Jew music is so cringe, and I eat organic, because that is so based.
Liam Johnson
They think chopping their dick off will make them a woman
Xavier Scott
Based If I may >unironically enjoys the show friends
Mason Gomez
Uhh why are you still alive OP
Josiah Mitchell
I mean fuck the other 2 but you literally have no taste if you don’t like good craft beer It’s similar to good wine There’s shit And there’s good stuff
I’m not talking about your 20x ipa bullshit But a bourbon barrel aged Russian imperial stout? Fantastic
if you arent sinking XXXX or VB tins you will never make it
Zachary Fisher
They hold XRP
Luke Price
i shouldn't kms according to biz and i'm white sweet
Aiden Cooper
here's a list for you: crabs in a bucket who come here just to bring others down not supporting your brothers any way you can not trying to improve your world just a parasite
Jaxson Rivera
>Tfw just turned 18 as a virgin an hour ago
Jordan Allen
>They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general