A list of reasons a person should kill themselves

1. They turned 18 as a virgin
2. They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general
3. They have spent more than $50 on anime or anime related merchandise
4. They have ever given money on Onlyfans, gamer girl streams, or any other simp websites
5. They unironically want to move to or live in NYC/LA

Feel free to add your own

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>mfw 1, 2, 3 and 5

0. They aren't white

6. They are communists

they post on Zig Forums

6 they're OP

demoralization thread. S&H

2 is the absolute worst one and applies to a lot of people on this board. if you can't make yourself happy when you're financially secure you won't be able to when you're financially set for life.

I'm only number 1.
But I lost my virginity later that year so whatever.

Although tbf I would be #2 if I had $500k networth lol.

Only number 1 here, but i'm a volcel, roasties are disgusting.

how do i do it?

have goals in life other than making number go up. if you live to make money you're dead inside and a waste of space.

ok

Mosted based bread of the night kek

7. Diagnosed with autism. Thinking of ending it all. Also 1 and 2 apply to me. 34 years old and counting.

It doesn't get better.

6. They post reasons to kys on Zig Forums

6. They spend time on social media
7. They like craft beer
8. They watch TV

good ones, adding them for next time

Lmao cryptocucks should be demoralized, they're getting cucked. KYS

Craft beer more like CRAP beer am I right fellow Pepe chads

I only drink PBR, like all the other alpha chads on the website known as Zig Forums.
I also only listen to vinyl, because modern Jew music is so cringe, and I eat organic, because that is so based.

They think chopping their dick off will make them a woman

Based
If I may
>unironically enjoys the show friends

Uhh why are you still alive OP

I mean fuck the other 2 but you literally have no taste if you don’t like good craft beer
It’s similar to good wine
There’s shit
And there’s good stuff

I’m not talking about your 20x ipa bullshit
But a bourbon barrel aged Russian imperial stout?
Fantastic

A sour from Cantillion?
Classy like a Bordeaux

Didn’t buy PNK under 20c

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Correct.

if you arent sinking XXXX or VB tins you will never make it

They hold XRP

i shouldn't kms according to biz
and i'm white
sweet

here's a list for you:
crabs in a bucket who come here just to bring others down
not supporting your brothers any way you can
not trying to improve your world
just a parasite

>Tfw just turned 18 as a virgin an hour ago

>They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general

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Phew only 1 and 2 apply to me. Guess I'm not a loser.

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