/smg/ – a silly thread for silly people

Gamestop edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 7 out now! - youtube.com/watch?v=DMr7GCz9zeE

niggers tongue my anus

old

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Oh god, I thought it would be the NO GME edition.

fuck jannies
fuck vaccines
MRNA $100 EOW

Imagine living on the west coast and having to wake up at 6am just to make trades.

>Fed prints money in 2009
>just goes into tech stocks instead of the economy
>Fed prints money in 2020
>just goes into tech stocks
>some of wall st. now trades dollars to put their name on a privately managed public ledger
What is the next step of your master plan, Mr. Fed?

my superpower is insomnia

>baba

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ah yes gamestop board meeting general

i love this

they should just hire me at $GME

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we're gonna go past 1.38 gbpusd soon holy shit

BTW if anyone is in UKX, a strong pound will probably push it back down because those companies make their money overseas mostly. so.... SELL UKX. dont buy any more US shares until they've anounced the brexit deal

>BABA
are we back again?

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Tinny you're unemployable because of unmedicated schizophrenia and only stayed long GME because Robinhood broke and forced you to

Why is PFE not mooning if they own the vaccine?

What are you supposed to buy at a time like this?

Gamestop now faster than digital download.

If your internet speed is slower than 300 mbps assuming a physical game saves 90 GB of data at a 40 min delivery time GameStop is faster.

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MOON, ARKK

>What are you supposed to buy at a time like this?
UUUU

fucks sake with gme

companies like PFE and AZN are huge and revenue from the vaccine is insignificant compared to all their other shit. for the biggest of big pharma there is only downside risk with the vaccines

for smaller companies like MRNA there's much more upside risk

PFE is an absolute behemoth look at its financials

Guys I ate all the Canadian Bacon so should I make my breakfast sandwich with Bacon or do I just make it vegetarian with just eggs and cheese?

Wow investing in video games? I bet you like kids. Do you have kids?

>I think Gamestop is going by the wayside and I can't remember the last time I or anyone I know went there
>"FUCK YOU IDIOT REDDIT FAG WHAT ARE YOU NEW HAHA THIS OLD ARGUMENT AGAIN LOL GO BACK"

i thought you did

>4u won't dip below 3 ever again

tell me this is true

i dont have schizo im unemployable because social anxiety

i dont like to give the manager a firm handshake and look him in the eyes

i never did

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Bacon of course, you can't have breakfast without meat.

What are some comfy European Market index funds to own? I was thinking of buying $EWQ this morning.

also is this bearish for TLT

>i thought you did
I did buy the dip, but it's still gonna go up so it's still a good buying time. Dips are just better

Opening bell is at 14:30 here so I half-ass WFH then play with stonks until the evening.
>owning a FTSE index
Lmao if anyone here owns UKX the FX rate is the least of their problems, I'd sooner worry about being braindead.

How do you make money with no job and losing on GME?

Hello sir you are of supposed to buying HZON please, do the needful sir please

Shit bros, I'm 100% cash now waiting for a dip to buy but it just keeps going up, any suggestions?

Yeah but the bacon isn't cooked and I have to clean a foot of snow off my jeep so I can go to work because I know over half of my essential employees aren't going to come in because they're liberals and entitled to snow days. Is it too late to buy bitcoin memes?

This guy is a pedophile

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

you give me hope

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Buy what you want. if the market dips. buy more.

junior silver miners set to moon on the open... again

please mark this day in your diary as the second day we tried to make you money

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im about to be poor as fuck if gme doesnt turn around

thats what

i could have cashed out all of it at 19$ gme and been set for years

i dont know what came over me though

greed and stupidity

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>weeb
>no social skills
>almost certainly a nonce
Did you get lost on the way to Zig Forums?

Simple as

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he turned $5k into $45k because Robinhood froze his account and he actually had to hold a position for once in his life, and it happened to be GME calls bought in September

since then he's lost every trade lol

But you know a dip will come eventually. Also maybe look into something high volume like Tesla. There has to be money to be made there with the kind of movement it has throughout each day.

I came over you, bitch. Start selling covered calls if you havent already, I'd go for something OTM a few weeks out. Those ones are paying decent premiums right now.

>fell for the cash meme
Buy HZON

Oh shit, guess no bacon. Well might be too late for MARA looks like it's gapping up, depending on how you value it. Some people mention BITF.V but I don't know much about the venture exchange.

i dont know how to sell calls or puts i never looked into it

maybe i should have learned that to have it in my arsenal so i dont get fucking creamed on

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Buy BITF.V.

Nothing wrong with Canadian exchange

TSX-V is the dedicated leaf little league stock exchange, just do normal due diligence

man a nice coffee with almond cookies is comfy as fuck

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You have to get your account approved for it, but otherwise it's really easy. There are tutorials on jewtoob. Dont fuck with much more than covered calls though. "Wheeling" is okay.

Fuck you nigger the plows havent come to my neighborhood yet and theres still half a foot of snow on the road.

Maybe just read OP pedo faggot

Yep. Bought the US stocks I'm interested in now, will wait until February to sell, once brexit hopefully pushes the pound down and the USD recovers with a stable new presidency.

Meant for you, I dont know how I fucked that up. I need to go back to bed.

>rolls royce
Can I has some explains pls?

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I fucking hate christmas!
I dont want to visit my family but they are always trying to make me feel guilty
they all have sky high expectations of me because Im the only one who got into a decent uni
I always have to play the fucking middle man when there is trouble FUCK I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT LEAVE ME ALONE

what should I do? I know this is smg but you're the only guys I really talk to

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Those soulless fucking eyes

Yeah maybe and without teump around china will do better

Keep in mind if you sell a covered call and GME does happen to skyrocket you lose some upside.

Nio to 55 eonw
Wkhs to 22 eod
4u to 3.50 eod

Gamestop is opening at or above $14.

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Whatever happened to LCI guy, the hobo, or any of the other biz legends? Only one still around is baggy

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mfw gme is 14.40 premarket and i accidently sold some gme yesterday cuz im dumb

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Hey /smg/ whats up! I was away for a few minutes what's going on with my favorite stock, GME?

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should i buy APHA

No one with a brain gives a shit about your incel video games

Scared off by the absolute deluge of retards starting in March.

>almond
Ngmi

Their main source of income is servicing engines as they lose money on the sale of them. They were struggling before Coronavirus. Now they're really fucked so they are selling shares to raise money.

t. did two minutes of research

Nothing quite like your morning Mud water. Thats why I buy NUZE

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>LCI guy
was also KTOV guy and apparently is actually CLFfag so I guess he finally made it

>the hobo
confirmed LARP by the guy spamming soijacks (unless you mean the shack hobo, idk where he went)

>other Zig Forums legends
RKG was back for a while but is gone again