Non-holder here

>for 2 years you check BTC's value several times a day
>there's no significant change in its value
>nothing interesting happens, it's stuck in the 6-10k range forever
>in 2020 you get bored and stop looking at the charts waiting for a rocket
>immediately after this BTC rockets again to 22k

I have the worst possible luck. There's not even any point in buying now, because it's not going straight to 40k or more.
I'm unemployed so I can't risk all my money just to make everyone else richer. I should've bought at 10k.

I can't believe I tried to look for signs for 2 years - for nothing. Wasted 2 years.

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haha nice larp, nobody would be this retarded.

Can you tell me what made BTC rocket after all this time?
I wanna know what the trigger was. No reason at all?

Bitcoin CEO noticed you stopped paying attention and he fucked you in the arse
Simple as

I still don't believe in cryptos btw. I invested during the last spike where it hit 19k and when it dropped back to like 6k I realized BTC is nothing but a digital lottery.

Lemme guess, nobody still uses BTC as payment, right?

kek bull market started in March you had 9 months faggot

You've had 4 years

I actually checked BTC when corona started. BTC was down.
I chuckled to myself as I realized corona would kill BTC off.
Didn't check its value until now.

kys

Then again, if I had bought 2-4 years ago, I would've only doubled my money.
That's not enough.

I want to invest 1k and receive 50k. When is this going to be possible?

I want 0 risk and huge gains!
Like user said, kys faggot no one can be this retarded.

based

>I have the worst possible luck
No, you had two years and didn't buy.

Reddit retards pulled this off with their Wallstreet Bets meme stocks but they're definitely risky investments lol

>thinks bitcoins usecase is buying coffee
Ngmi

>nothing interesting happens, it's stuck in the 6-10k range forever
>40% jumps arent interesting

retard

investing 101 is buy when the market is bearish yet stable in anticipation for a pump, if you've been watching charts for as long as you say you have been then it should have been a no brainer

Soz man your analysis skills suck ass. You're probably a midwit. Just go get a real job and never look back because you'll be filled with life crippling regret in 10 years.

>I want to invest 1k and receive 50k. When is this going to be possible?
Never for you, because you only want to buy in when the price is already going up. Why didn't you buy when you were watching it at 6k? Why were you waiting for it to rocket BEFORE buying?

This just shows you weren't paying attention. Entire market was in free fall but there was no indicators at all that crypto was disappearing. In fact, if you had any idea of the purpose of crypto in the first place you'd know that it's the best thing to invest in if people around the world are expecting economic turbulence due to their money retaining global value.

>klaus kampers lament
You had 12 years homo. Its basically over for you now...future looks terrible.

Idiot. The only thing that kills of btc is removal of the global internet.

A starlink just flew over my house

Take it as a learning experience.
You invest in fundamentally strong assets during the "boring" period.

Sound like you love investing at the top pleb, stay poor

we are in the boring period again? a lot of anons think this shit its going to hit 100k

Buy XRP right now bro.

It has all the signs of rocketing to new aths. A 7x gain.

everyone but op is a retard get trolled new fags

i feel like a retard for not asking my (german) government for gibs
but i just don't want it.. or do i..
well i just don't like to be a burden on the government is all .. i guess
rather be poor
am I being a retard or are you proud of me Zig Forums

as a burger I refuse to apply for PPP loans - even tho I'm legally entitled to.
I just don't believe that there are "no strings attached" I think this list is going to be first list for "Klaus Kampers".

Dude its like 50% gains... If you put half as much effort into watching stocks youd be up 50% ten times over

>There's not even any point in buying now, because it's not going straight to 40k or more
>wanted a 100x
>didn't buy cheap
dumbass

>Another token has reserved this niche market. Even so that its token price is supposed to be pegged to the coffee price
Anyone remember the name of it?