Good morning kings, I hope your inboxes are empty and your computer is unmonitored.
/wfh/ - Another day, doing absolutely nothing
Hunter Wood
Jack Martinez
Zig Forums newfag here what is wfh?
Zachary Thomas
lurk moar faggot
I have a snow day from work so I get to relish in this feel for now, 50/50 chance its unpaid though
Ryan Clark
They gave us a paid snow day today. Wouldn't want us to have to go out in the storm to wage.
Sebastian Hall
working from home doing absolutely nothing
Gavin Edwards
Officially off today for two weeks. Not like I have been working for the last 4 months lmao
Julian Mitchell
Comfy bros, enjoy a taste of the life. I wish it snowed here, would make /wfh/ all the comfier.
It’s like a cryptocurrency, but instead you “work” all day and get paid a full salary for it, leaving time to do more productive things.
Also, should I buy this mansion anons?
Camden Reed
Morning Chads.
Took tomorrow off because I need a break from forwarding emails with "FYI" in the body.
Maybe I'll focus on my side business a little.
Anthony Price
A foot of snow dropped and its still coming. Normally I would have to wake up early to clean my car and then dig out the driveway because of course the landlord didnt plow like she was supposed to, but not today. My boss is out so no one is even messaging me, I'm relaxing in my office drinking a coffee watching the snow accumulate.
Robert Richardson
had my standup this morning, and went back to sleep right after. feelsgoodman
Oliver Evans
Whats your side business king?
Matthew Campbell
Hello, fellow Northeast USA chad. Many blessings be upon you. Hope you don't lose power/internet and get as comfy as a bug in a rug with some hot cocoa and a warm blanket.
Ian Kelly
Looks comfy, go for it
Dominic Baker
I have 3900 unread emails. Life is not good
Asher Garcia
If there was something actually important, I'm sure someone would call or pm you
Dylan Lee
Started a gym in my garage. Training qts in my area and doubled my salary the past few months. Also, since I am not registered, lockdowns can't mandate that I shut down. Cash in hand.
Slowly adding equipment. Tomorrow I will spend some time writing programs and diets for some of my more dedicated clients.
Caleb Peterson
>working from home
>email flies in
>"Support request"
>nah
>10 minutes pass
>another email flies in
>"URGENT: Support required"
>nah
>20 minutes pass
>"URGENT: SUPPORT REQUIRED" *user has flagged this message as high importance* *user requests a read receipt*
>i should really close my email client
Wyatt King
Thank you fren, I wish you the same. May we never darken the doors of an office again.
Brandon Green
Thanks, I just realized there is a WFH ETF and its a fucking good one at it by looking at the graph.
Easton Gray
Bros my boss is extracting value from me today and I can't stop it! I'm sitting in meetings and I have to send an email and I even have to talk in one of these meetings, its shit! SHIT!
Somebody please tell me it'll get better, and tomorrow I won't have to do shit. I want to read a book at starbucks and relax.
Colton Diaz
my inbox is stuffed to the gills with unread emails, work phone is dead, and if anybody makes it through "oh yeah I had scheduled PTO for this week"
David Moore
Extremely based
Oliver Foster
The average age of an employee at my office, a patent firm, is probably 50 something. I am 22 and I’m fucking dying, I can’t deal with this boomer drama. Every zoom call with either my coworker or my direct boss involves 10 minutes of basically just corporate gossip. Boomers are basically schoolchildren
Colton Diaz
Enjoy your Thursday frens. I had my 1:1 yesterday so it's literally all downhill from there. 8:26 AM and still in bed. Haven't even touched slack/outlook yet. Truly these are the comfiest threads on 4chims
Asher Wright
Very nice king. How will you keep doing it after Covid?
Camden Cook
Heh, my boss is early millennial and he sent out an email earlier this week warning us (his subordinates) about meeting etiquette and to try to avoid spending 15 minutes at the start of every meeting bullshitting. I find this hilarious because obviously us, his subordinates, aren't doing this to him. It's his bosses doing it, and we're all suffering under it and can't do shit, but he wrote this wall of text about it.
I feel like I should stroke his ego and tell him how brilliant he is for telling us his great ideas, but I can't be assed.
Andrew Russell
who /billablehours/ here?
At 300% of the budget and getting worried bros
Nolan Mitchell
Bros...I had to stop playing monster hunter to join a meeting...I can’t keep doing this bros...
Jonathan Barnes
I quit waging from the last run. I am educated and worked, but follow the NEET lifestyle now. Under a blanket with the dogs barking outside, never to slave in a cage again. Keep hodling user!
Adam Wilson
Cheers NEETs. Let the wagies seethe and have our coins succeed.
Christopher Russell
It's hard man, it really is. But that's why they pay us the big bucks. When that happens I like to put on a video of something I can watch in the background so I don't feel like I'm wasting all my time on meetings.
Nicholas Perry
Even when lockdown was relaxed and gyms opened up again I still had some regulars. I have competed in MMA and weightlifting, so many prefer sticking with me. And since I genuinely enjoy doing this, I put effort into their growth.
And well, I have Mr Shekelstein paying me a fat salary just for checking emails a few times a day.